broomer 0 Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 > Cremated husband > > A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on > the patio table. > > Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to > him. > > "Charles, you know that fur coat you promised me and never bought? > Well, I bought it with the insurance money." > > She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes and then said, > "Charles, remember that new car you promised me and never bought? > Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!" > > Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in > the ashes, she said, "Charles, that emerald necklace you promised me and > never bought? > Well, I bought it too, with the insurance money !" > > Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said, "Charles, > remember that blow job I promised you?... > Well, here it comes! :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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