the_stig 6,614 Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 i got asked to get a clitoris from the shop by the forman - like a twat i fell for it the women in the shop sent me back with 2 toilet rolls and said give him these coz he`s full of shit still makes me smile all these years later the look on his face when i`d spent his money Quote Link to post Share on other sites
robsharpe 1 Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 best of luck joe ,met him the other day if he is half as keen about his sport then you wont go far wrong all the best rob Quote Link to post Share on other sites
john hubery 9 Posted May 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 Good luck Joe just do everything the gaffer tells you, dont question it just do it & you wont go far wrong thumbs.gif Wise words Kay,,,, you arn't looking for a job are you Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 Good luck Joe just do everything the gaffer tells you, dont question it just do it & you wont go far wrong thumbs.gif Wise words Kay,,,, you arn't looking for a job are you I am as it happens Quote Link to post Share on other sites
john hubery 9 Posted May 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 what you like at knocking nails in Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 what you like at knocking nails in Well i fit my own kitchen a few yrs back so that would be fairly easy i reccon Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 what you like at knocking nails in Well i fit my own kitchen a few yrs back so that would be fairly easy i reccon c`mon kay own up you must have had some diy nightmares -- mine was goin to a n e with half a kitchen tile stuck in my hand - then thr was the time with the electric plane - and when i fell thru the garage roof and when i drilled my knee and thrs more any chance of a job for me john just stock up with first aid kits and employ a nurse i`d be fine an asset honest Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 what you like at knocking nails in Well i fit my own kitchen a few yrs back so that would be fairly easy i reccon c`mon kay own up you must have had some diy nightmares -- mine was goin to a n e with half a kitchen tile stuck in my hand - then thr was the time with the electric plane - and when i fell thru the garage roof and when i drilled my knee and thrs more any chance of a job for me john just stock up with first aid kits and employ a nurse i`d be fine an asset honest I have to do it my self here i have no choice & cant afford to get a man in to do it i havent had any diy disasters because i am a woman Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Teesdale-rabbiter 15 Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 Thanks peeps !! Sorry for posting so late Just got back from the pup with me granda Cant wait to start John, and thanks again every one, Teesdale-Rabbiter, Joe P.s where are the long waits kept John??? ........lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
polecat 1 Posted May 9, 2009 Report Share Posted May 9, 2009 dont forget the madien head extractor just remmember joe when they send you for shit like that take a couple hours and feck oof to nearest pub Quote Link to post Share on other sites
john hubery 9 Posted May 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 Well young Joe's just finished his first shift, he still has all his fingers and I still have what little hair I have, so all in all things have gone OK and his welcome back next week in fact his coming to the NLRC Show on sunday with us to help out, at The Dog Inn, Heighington between West Aukland and Darlington, I think he should become a valued member of the team Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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