Guest staffman1 Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 wife runs out of petrol and phones husband im scared to fill up cos of this swine flu he says you daft twat its in mexico not f*****g texaco. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martyn789 0 Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 wife runs out of petrol and phones husband im scared to fill up cos of thisswine flu he says you daft twat its in mexico not f*****g texaco. not bad Quote Link to post Share on other sites
goldfinch2007 2,332 Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 you mad fecker. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,463 Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lamp+battery 98 Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 just got that 1 last neet on me phone lol lamp Quote Link to post Share on other sites
borntoshoot 1 Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 did you actually make that up? if you did or not its pretty good. :clapper: :clapper: :clapper: :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchers 2,762 Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 this country will be sick, you have swine flu,bird flu what will they do when we get aisian flu Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gilly-93 31 Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 Research Shows The Scientists Have Found A Cure For Swine Flu.... Its Called Oinkment. I Think Ive Got Swine Flu I Keep Coming Out In Rashers I Know The Second One Dont Make Sence Because You Dont Get Rashers From Flu Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
toplamper 5 Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 hey im taken offence to this flu my last names pigg lik oj but me last name is pigg lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mad al 146 Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 Say no more Staff how are you my friend? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lamp+battery 98 Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 (edited) went to the docs and he said there is SNOUT i can do for you, i said are you sow`r mate Edited April 30, 2009 by lamp+battery Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DougP 0 Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 I was worried I might have it so rung up NHS direct, but all I got was crackling Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wolly 4 Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 i thought bird flu flew streaght over Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MickyB Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 Im still waiting to die from fecking SARS and Bird Flu.... now im adding Swine flu to the list !!!! One of my mates reckons he actually has Swine Flu.... but I reckon hes just telling Porkies!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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