Guest hyperion Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 well she slapped me so i slapped her back and thats when the biting started!, then the cops came over and told us to calm down! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WILF Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 How vast is your permission. Remember.......its not the size, its the quality Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LDR 29 Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 How vast is your permission. Remember.......its not the size, its the quality You keep telling yourself that......................and i'll keep hold of this mammoth beast i've got...................... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WILF Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 How vast is your permission. Remember.......its not the size, its the quality You keep telling yourself that......................and i'll keep hold of this mammoth beast i've got...................... Only looks about 25tts to me?................. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kingkeeper21 2 Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 im just a nutter magnet when it comes to women! one wanted me to get a loan then lend her £7000 to pay off her debts! another one insisted she was a princess and called me her "prince" and spoke to me in a stupid lala didums voice all the time, then shaved all her hair off when i dumped her! one kicked the cr#p out of me! twice! had a few that have given me the "if you ever leave me ill kill myself" line! and the one i thought was perfect? she was seeing five other blokes the whole time i was with her! went out on the pull last night and all ive got to show for it is a hicky on my neck and a hole that i can fit a two pence peice in in the side of my chest! being single aint all that bad! sounds like a right good night that pal. cheers hyperion Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kingkeeper21 2 Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 im just a nutter magnet when it comes to women! one wanted me to get a loan then lend her £7000 to pay off her debts! another one insisted she was a princess and called me her "prince" and spoke to me in a stupid lala didums voice all the time, then shaved all her hair off when i dumped her! one kicked the cr#p out of me! twice! had a few that have given me the "if you ever leave me ill kill myself" line! and the one i thought was perfect? she was seeing five other blokes the whole time i was with her! went out on the pull last night and all ive got to show for it is a hicky on my neck and a hole that i can fit a two pence peice in in the side of my chest! being single aint all that bad! cheers hyperion dont you get paid for getting people like this sectioned? but yeah, try shopping centers/coffiee houses (yuk) and alike, u wanan try less agressive enviroments, less chance of picking up a slag. or get a bar job n become a playa iv done the bar job thing its not all its cracked up to be i ended up with clap and a fukin nutcase of a misses Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LDR 29 Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 How vast is your permission. Remember.......its not the size, its the quality You keep telling yourself that......................and i'll keep hold of this mammoth beast i've got...................... Only looks about 25tts to me?................. 27ins mate.................too big for rabbits remember.......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WILF Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 27ins mate.................too big for rabbits remember.......... Oh yeah, sorry forgot that.......... ........theres a Minshaw for sale in the ads section if you really want to be a real deal Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LDR 29 Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 27ins mate.................too big for rabbits remember.......... Oh yeah, sorry forgot that.......... ........theres a Minshaw for sale in the ads section if you really want to be a real deal I think i'd rather muddle on being a pretender...................... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WILF Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 27ins mate.................too big for rabbits remember.......... Oh yeah, sorry forgot that.......... ........theres a Minshaw for sale in the ads section if you really want to be a real deal I think i'd rather muddle on being a pretender...................... Absolutely right Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest little lurcher Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 my mate is here and she wants a pic , she says you wouldnt buy a 2nd hand car without viewing it first lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rjc 0 Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 You sound delightfull Foxy...if only i was in the position Come on girls, tall, darkish and erm....has strong hands. What more could a girl want you want to get on to uk quickies.com youll get what you want on there,,,, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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