fazza123 517 Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 What about a swapping service! Mine is doing my head in but im not moving out,got to think about my dogs! Got to put up and shut up! Hope this fecking pup is worth it lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,828 Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 foxfan said: Right thats it, i've had enough of being single,at first i thought it was great, go where i please, when i please, fart at will (poor old will) wear me stockings and suspenders round the house, but now i've decided i've been on me own long enough, i'm even talking to the dogs and getting an answer back (that nuttall bitch is such a sh*t stirrer) I'm sure there must be some single girls on here so, girls heres your chance i'm not asking for much the successful lady will be: Glamorous in the extreme, ex model type, preferably with experience in the adult movie industry Adept at skinning and butchering fallen beasts Not shy . . . . . . . about wading in to a kennel fight Like being tied up Wealthy Handy on a shovel (turd collection and digging) Easily amused by extremely lame humour Me ? middle aged, dirty clothes, dirty fingernails, dirty minded, usualy smelling of dogs or dead things or both. Come on girls pm me. You've tried the best now try the . . . err youve tried the. . . . oh you know what i mean. TELL ME ABOUT IT MATE!!! Ive been single far too long now and it dont help sitting here in the front room/kitchen listening to both my house mate beds creeking as they 'go to work' on their missus! Didnt half embarass their girlfriends after though Best of luck pal Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LDR 29 Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 paddybarr said: Molly said: You sound delightfull Foxy...if only i was in the position Come on girls, tall, darkish and erm....has strong hands. What more could a girl want having had 2 divorces its generally your kids,house bank account 75% of your take home pay, peps and isa's 75% of your pension and basicially anything of any worth, not that im bitter classic paddy and too true................ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sounder 9 Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 don't we all !!!!!!!!! don't we all atb sounder Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JPTfellterrier 65 Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 (edited) i think i will pass although my boyfriend does rather remind me of your description Edited April 30, 2009 by JPTfellterrier Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fieldsporthunter 1,864 Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 ill swap you our lass for the patterdale bitch :D Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest staffman1 Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 get out and find one then splitt from my wife 15 weeks ago and never had so much fun. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
inan 841 Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 Molly said: Us 'birds' need more info than that Foxy Your height. Weight. Eye colour. Hair colour (if any?) Shoe size! Do you have a GSH, OH&C. Smoker/drinker. Can you make a rabbit pie. How vast is your permission. I think you have them in reverse order Molly ,unless "permission " has a different connotation in your neck of the woods! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ESS Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 (edited) Found her and shes been on here... mmmm just ticks all the boxes dont she? Edited April 30, 2009 by ESS Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 ESS said: Found her and shes been on here mmmm Thats cruel can you see her walking his dogs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,513 Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 ESS said: Found her and shes been on here... mmmm just ticks all the boxes dont she? Need to pull double shifts just to feed that one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ferreter.al 22 Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 foxfan said: Right thats it, i've had enough of being single,at first i thought it was great, go where i please, when i please, fart at will (poor old will) wear me stockings and suspenders round the house, but now i've decided i've been on me own long enough, i'm even talking to the dogs and getting an answer back (that nuttall bitch is such a sh*t stirrer) I'm sure there must be some single girls on here so, girls heres your chance i'm not asking for much the successful lady will be: Glamorous in the extreme, ex model type, preferably with experience in the adult movie industry Adept at skinning and butchering fallen beasts Not shy . . . . . . . about wading in to a kennel fight Like being tied up Wealthy Handy on a shovel (turd collection and digging) Easily amused by extremely lame humour Me ? middle aged, dirty clothes, dirty fingernails, dirty minded, usualy smelling of dogs or dead things or both. Come on girls pm me. You've tried the best now try the . . . err youve tried the. . . . oh you know what i mean. hahaha good luck with your search mate!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
craftycarper 0 Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 Kay said: Good luck another hair do....you in the new star trek movie by any chance :whistling: pink vulcan Quote Link to post Share on other sites
craftycarper 0 Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 try whitechapel in London.....plenty of winehouse lookalikes strutting around there..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest gaz100604 Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 try a blow up doll mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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