foxfan 479 Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 Right thats it, i've had enough of being single, at first i thought it was great, go where i please, when i please, fart at will (poor old will) wear me stockings and suspenders round the house, but now i've decided i've been on me own long enough, i'm even talking to the dogs and getting an answer back (that nuttall bitch is such a sh*t stirrer) I'm sure there must be some single girls on here so, girls heres your chance i'm not asking for much the successful lady will be: Glamorous in the extreme, ex model type, preferably with experience in the adult movie industry Adept at skinning and butchering fallen beasts Not shy . . . . . . . about wading in to a kennel fight Like being tied up Wealthy Handy on a shovel (turd collection and digging) Easily amused by extremely lame humour Me ? middle aged, dirty clothes, dirty fingernails, dirty minded, usualy smelling of dogs or dead things or both. Come on girls pm me. You've tried the best now try the . . . err youve tried the. . . . oh you know what i mean. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 Good luck Quote Link to post Share on other sites
trapperman 474 Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 your welcome to have my misses if you want Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scent 509 Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 im small ,shaven head,iv a hell of a drink problem,iv a beer belly and id ride anything ,will i do ye Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest little lurcher Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 pmsl , i wish you all the very best , with your ad im sure the lady of your dreams will appear very soon lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
inan 841 Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 Right thats it, i've had enough of being single,at first i thought it was great, go where i please, when i please, fart at will (poor old will) wear me stockings and suspenders round the house, but now i've decided i've been on me own long enough, i'm even talking to the dogs and getting an answer back (that nuttall bitch is such a sh*t stirrer) I'm sure there must be some single girls on here so, girls heres your chance i'm not asking for much the successful lady will be: Glamorous in the extreme, ex model type, preferably with experience in the adult movie industry Adept at skinning and butchering fallen beasts Not shy . . . . . . . about wading in to a kennel fight Like being tied up Wealthy Handy on a shovel (turd collection and digging) Easily amused by extremely lame humour Me ? middle aged, dirty clothes, dirty fingernails, dirty minded, usualy smelling of dogs or dead things or both. Come on girls pm me. You've tried the best now try the . . . err youve tried the. . . . oh you know what i mean. If you have any luck ,find out , for me ,what her Mum looks like will you? ps She must be "up for it" at least twice a year,I'm very fit for my age! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
foxfan 479 Posted April 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 im small ,shaven head,iv a hell of a drink problem,iv a beer belly and id ride anything ,will i do ye Aye go on then, as long as you dont snore or grind yer teeth, cos me last mrs did that. Kept the dogs barking all night. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
foxfan 479 Posted April 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 http://www.pinkcatshop.co.uk/product_page....;subcategory=47 How did you get that one up so quick ? ? ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
foxfan 479 Posted April 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 Us 'birds' need more info than that Foxy Your height. Weight. Eye colour. Hair colour (if any?) Shoe size! Do you have a GSH, OH&C. Smoker/drinker. Can you make a rabbit pie. How vast is your permission. Yes ! Now we're talking, me first interested filly Hi Moll. To answer your questions, i'm 6ft 12 stone deep bloodshot red I think they call it salt and pepper 9 Yes i have gert strong hands (gsh) not sure what you mean by oh&c no/yes i've made many rabbits cry (with laughter at my attempts to put them under a crust) I wouldnt say my "permission" (as you call it ) is vast, but i've had no complaints. Hope that tickles yer fancy ff. x Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hyperion Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 does this mean i can put a lonely hearts add up??????????????????????? cheers hyperion Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 does this mean i can put a lonely hearts add up??????????????????????? cheers hyperion Yes why not stick all your particulars up on this thread Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hyperion Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 does this mean i can put a lonely hearts add up??????????????????????? cheers hyperion Yes why not stick all your particulars up on this thread that would be highjacking some one elses thread! lol! cheers hyperion Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 What more could a girl want In my experience Von.................everything Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paddybarr 77 Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 You sound delightfull Foxy...if only i was in the position Come on girls, tall, darkish and erm....has strong hands. What more could a girl want having had 2 divorces its generally your kids,house bank account 75% of your take home pay, peps and isa's 75% of your pension and basicially anything of any worth, not that im bitter Quote Link to post Share on other sites
toplamper 5 Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 pretty good thread this lol haha good luck you will need it lol joke hope you find a nice sort bud mite put one up me self lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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