jembo 0 Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 We are not all bad, some are! The same as men. You just obviously have not found the right one for you yet! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
irish lassie09 7 Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay? A. They don't have time. Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? A. They already have boyfriends. Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 What does it mean when a man is laying in bed calling a woman's name and gasping for breath? She's hasn't held the pillow down long enough. What did God say after creating man? I can do better. What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted. How do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off his head. Do you know why men have holes in the end of their penises? So oxygen can get into their brains Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest buster321c Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 Why are you so fecking complicated....... feckin tell me bout it mate Aint bein funny borntoshoot , but your missus is only 16 , hardly makes you an expert on women , you think things are complicated now , jesus , you`ve got alot to learn . lol fair enough lol dont mind , but 16 , ive got scars older than that . Your slippers are older than that i heard Kay you cheeky git one day, a long time ago in a land far far away there lived a women who didn't nag, whine or bitch, BUT IT WAS JUST ONE DAY AND A FECKING LONG TIME AGO :kiss: Class that mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest clash Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 (edited) A dangerous virus is going around.It is called "the female".If you hear it at work,leisure or any other place,do not listen to it.This virus wipes out your quality of life completely.If you do happen to listen to it,make sure you go to the nearest pub & order the only known antidote which is called alcohol.Please forward this warning to at least 6 friends.If you realise you do not have 6 friends,then you are already infected & "the female" has taken control............................. Edited April 25, 2009 by clash Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BlueCoyote 0 Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 http://michiedo.blogspot.com/2008/12/im-gl...ad-im-girl.html can you imagine how this book would read if it were to be rewritten today?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jasper65 6 Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 This track just about sez it all lads..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
skyhunter 1 Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 scientists have discovered a common link between the genetic make up of women and shrimps.... the heads are full of sh*t but the pink bits taste great!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ferreterni 29 Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 How many male chauvenists does it take to clean a toilet? None, thats womens work. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jigsaw 11,875 Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 Do all women say one thing and do the complete opposite,they tell you how much they care for ye,cry,and tell ye they love yer voice,then they fcuk ye about like a dishcloth.Strange lot Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kittycute007 0 Posted April 26, 2009 Report Share Posted April 26, 2009 For us ladies on here....why get married.... INSTALLING A HUSBAND Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as Cricket 5.0, AFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate. DEAR DESPERATE, First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 orBeer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 ;program.These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7. Good Luck! Tech Support Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted April 26, 2009 Report Share Posted April 26, 2009 I love the mother in law bit , they like to make sure were feeding there little soldiers properly dont they Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 9,968 Posted April 26, 2009 Report Share Posted April 26, 2009 They can turn the tears on+moody feckers and ive been married 26 years this year, and still dont know how Her mind Works. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest manda Posted April 26, 2009 Report Share Posted April 26, 2009 lol me and scott have been married just over 2 month and im worse than ever lol but we have come to a deal where im not like that and if i have a problem i gotta say it and not sulk ha ha its working most the time, but an arguement is great as you get to make up afterwards hehe Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest buster321c Posted April 26, 2009 Report Share Posted April 26, 2009 They can turn the tears on+moody feckers and ive been married 26 years this year, and still dont know how Her mind Works. Jesus you must be married to mines sister ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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