Guest buster321c Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 Why are you so fecking complicated....... feckin tell me bout it mate Aint bein funny borntoshoot , but your missus is only 16 , hardly makes you an expert on women , you think things are complicated now , jesus , you`ve got alot to learn . lol fair enough lol dont mind , but 16 , ive got scars older than that . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 Why are you so fecking complicated....... feckin tell me bout it mate Aint bein funny borntoshoot , but your missus is only 16 , hardly makes you an expert on women , you think things are complicated now , jesus , you`ve got alot to learn . lol fair enough lol dont mind , but 16 , ive got scars older than that . Your slippers are older than that i heard Quote Link to post Share on other sites
irish lassie09 7 Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 what we do now haha, being typical women, moaning about little things oh right and ye men are just perfect :rofl: (sorry just the thoughts of that made me laugh) like ye never moan or give out all women should give up the cooking and cleaning and looking after ye etc grab a nice glass of wine sit on there arses and when you ask for something our only reply should be do it your f*****g self see how long ye would last without us :boogie: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 what we do now haha, being typical women, moaning about little things Says it all really :11: I'm with Irish Lassie on this one ... you lot moan and complain about everything. You'd be lost without us but fail to realise it till it's too late, thus costing yourselves an awful lot of money in flowers, chocolates etc Quote Link to post Share on other sites
miss lurcher bitch 319 Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 well said lassie you took the words out me mouth Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bluebell 418 Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 (edited) Brilliant, love it Edited April 25, 2009 by bluebell Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest clash Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 What is the medical term for the fatty tissue surrounding a womans clitoris ? ................................................................................ ..the wife. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
just jack 998 Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 one day, a long time ago in a land far far away there lived a women who didn't nag, whine or bitch, BUT IT WAS JUST ONE DAY AND A FECKING LONG TIME AGO :kiss: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Irish Setter 1 Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 GENTLEMEN have you all forgoten the age old solution to women? (seeing as its not the 1900's some stupid human rights law states we cant have them arrested for reading and talking back we'll have to make do with the 20th century equivlent)introducing...... HAND LAND!!!! 'issit ur left? issit ur right? who knows! it changes every night!' -peace Thats about the only DIY men willingly do without having to be nagged Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 GENTLEMEN have you all forgoten the age old solution to women? (seeing as its not the 1900's some stupid human rights law states we cant have them arrested for reading and talking back we'll have to make do with the 20th century equivlent)introducing...... HAND LAND!!!! 'issit ur left? issit ur right? who knows! it changes every night!' -peace Thats about the only DIY men willingly do without having to be nagged And they cant do that right either Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 (edited) GENTLEMEN have you all forgoten the age old solution to women? (seeing as its not the 1900's some stupid human rights law states we cant have them arrested for reading and talking back we'll have to make do with the 20th century equivlent)introducing...... HAND LAND!!!! 'issit ur left? issit ur right? who knows! it changes every night!' -peace Thats about the only DIY men willingly do without having to be nagged ... somebody pick me up ..... :rofl: Edited April 25, 2009 by lurchergrrl Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RaiderBoy 19 Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 if god made the front of a woman who made the back ? The council who else would put a play area next to a shit hole Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dazbo 15 Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 women are like hurricanes when they come its warm and wet and when they f-ck off they take the house and car Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Irish Setter 1 Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 What did god say after creating man? I can do better. Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism. Why are men like toilets? They're either: Vacant, Engaged or full of crap. What do you call the useless bit of skin attached to a penis? A man. What do men and kitchen flooring have in common? You lay them right the first time, and you can walk all over them for years. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? You didn't hold the pillow down long enough. Setter Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 What do you call a handcuffed man? Trustworthy. Why do men like smart women? Opposites attract. How are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work. How can you tell when a man is well hung? When you can just barely slip your finger between his neck and the noose. How do men exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? ONE......He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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