skyhunter 1 Posted April 24, 2009 Report Share Posted April 24, 2009 come on what are your best jokes A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he decided to take a leak..... He walked over to a tree and propped up his gun. Just then a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over, and discharged... Shooting him in the genitals. Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor. "Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news.. The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage, and we were able to remove all of the shot." "What's the bad news?" asked the hunter. "The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive shot damage done to your penis. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister." "Well I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?" 'Not exactly.' answered the doctor, "She's a flute player in the Syracuse Symphony. She's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't pee in your eye." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,503 Posted April 24, 2009 Report Share Posted April 24, 2009 :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
herdwick 52 Posted April 24, 2009 Report Share Posted April 24, 2009 If women are so good at multi-tasking how come they cant have a headache and sex at the same time? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
herdwick 52 Posted April 24, 2009 Report Share Posted April 24, 2009 Paddy and Murphy doing a crossword "I'm stuck on 2 down Murph. A flightless bird from Iceland (6,7) Murphy replies "You thick b*****d thats easy....... Frozen chicken" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fazza123 517 Posted April 24, 2009 Report Share Posted April 24, 2009 Whos the nicest man in the hospital! The ultra sound guy! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Catcher Posted April 24, 2009 Report Share Posted April 24, 2009 If women are so good at multi-tasking how come they cant have a headache and sex at the same time? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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