trappa 518 Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 Last night my allotment was broken into again! Really pissed off. They pinched a load of hand tools, worth nothing really, but they then smashed the place up, knocking all my potted plants to the floor. My turnips and cabbages were all coming through nicely and the lot is now ruined! Police came round but dont hold much hope of catching them. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest GoneToGround1 Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 second time round, any idea why someone would do that to you? must be a few ar*eholes living near you... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Teesdale-rabbiter 15 Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 on my grandads allotment, we built the shed so the wooden floor would lift up so he could keep his tools under it "and a bottle of wisky for a cold day" you could try setting one of those trip wire alarms where the knock the wire/bit of string and it fires a blank cartridge there only about a £10 might scare them off, if all else fails just sit in the shed one night with the old trusty 12 bore and i verry much doubt they will come back lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
trappa 518 Posted April 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 There are some really arsehole families around here- druggies etc. Its not just my garden, they ransacked the lot. They only got crap as no-one bothers to keep anything of value here. MIght give one of those alarms a go tho! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchers 2,881 Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 fishing line with hooks on that will fettle them the arseholes Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 (edited) get some old bits plant pots spades anything cover it in anti vandal paint leave it on a self its none drying greasy shit it dont come off stains your skin fecks your clothes and anything it comes into contact with .. google it or google johnsons paints they sell it .. years ago it used to be called the silent policeman Edited April 23, 2009 by the_stig Quote Link to post Share on other sites
harrycatcat 31 Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 I am sorry to hear about your loss Trappa I dont know what to say only "dont let the b*stards grind you down" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ferret feller Posted April 24, 2009 Report Share Posted April 24, 2009 this pisses me right f*****g off...... same happened too my girlfriends mum all her tools got stolen and the place was atempted too be burned down when i walk back through the woods at night (10pm ish) i always walk past the allotments too see if i can see the low life fucks about..... there is no point too it tools worth mabey a tenner and all the work she put into it too put healthy food on the table was ruined..... boils my piss...... :sick: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ferret feller Posted April 24, 2009 Report Share Posted April 24, 2009 (edited) id go with the fishing line and treble hooks idear keep it really lose and full of barbs so they get right tangled in it.... f*****g pricks..... also iv been stained with that anti vandle stuff at work while putting it on a fence too stop people climbing over it does work and never NEVER comes off good thing it went on my work jeans and not one of my nice pairs..... Edited April 24, 2009 by ferret feller Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bullterrier Posted April 24, 2009 Report Share Posted April 24, 2009 had all my greenhouse glass smahed once tried to replace it got told it would be cheaper buying a new greenhouse i have a board with 4inch nails in it with carpet over it on my shed floor if there are houses near by a little free veg and if you have chickens a few eggs any one goes on my plot even other plot members there on the phone but some times if your having trouble on your plot a couple of nights later just sit off hope you get it sorted mate and dont give your plot up because of some low lifes atb . ..john ps if you need any seeds have got to many again let me know Quote Link to post Share on other sites
trappa 518 Posted April 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2009 Thanks a lot lads. Some good ideas on here too! I wont let them beat me, its just a pisser when you watch the shoots grow over the weeks then some tosser just throws them to the floor for the hell of it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ferret feller Posted April 24, 2009 Report Share Posted April 24, 2009 it makes me very angry mate, i dont know why but this really pisses me off.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Quasar 1 Posted April 24, 2009 Report Share Posted April 24, 2009 (edited) use a BB grenade Bunch of Cucking Funts. If anyone attacked my allotment or a neighbours plot, i shall painfully ram their kneecaps up their arses. Here Trappa, use one of these Alam Mine Edited April 24, 2009 by Quasar Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fat-Ferret 857 Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 Wire the door handle or some of your tools to the mains....That would put manners in them Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 wish i had mains on my allotment .. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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