jigsaw 11,899 Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 MY WIFES A SEX OBJECT,WHENEVER I WANT SEX SHE OBJECTS,BOUGHT HER A RAMPANT RABBIT TOLD HER GO FCUK HERSELF Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jigsaw 11,899 Posted April 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 SORRY Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ferretess 230 Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 Take it she doesn't come on the computer Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest wex Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 The old ones are the best JIG. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jigsaw 11,899 Posted April 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 ferretess thankfully no,howdy wex,keeping well i hope. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stubby 175 Posted April 24, 2009 Report Share Posted April 24, 2009 well, I have sex with my wife nearly ever night...... nearly monday nearly tuesday nearly wenesday Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nunavut guy 0 Posted April 24, 2009 Report Share Posted April 24, 2009 HAHAHHA! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
runforyourlife 361 Posted April 24, 2009 Report Share Posted April 24, 2009 I wish my wife wasnt as dirty as she is!! you want to see her finger nails..!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jigsaw 11,899 Posted April 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2009 now were shaping up Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scent 509 Posted April 24, 2009 Report Share Posted April 24, 2009 (edited) i think my wife is having an affair ,everytime i go out her black cousin calls round.By the time we have sex her f*nny is already like a badly packed kebab edited to add i hope we are telling true stories here and not porkies Edited April 24, 2009 by scent Quote Link to post Share on other sites
J Darcy 5,871 Posted April 24, 2009 Report Share Posted April 24, 2009 Me and the Ex used to have sex Doggy style........ I'd sit up and beg and she's roll over and play dead!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bluedogge 1 Posted April 24, 2009 Report Share Posted April 24, 2009 quality mr darcy :clapper: :clapper: :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ArchieHood 3,692 Posted April 24, 2009 Report Share Posted April 24, 2009 my wifes a redhead, no hair but a red head Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted April 24, 2009 Report Share Posted April 24, 2009 My wife's that thick, she wouldn't know which way a lift was going if she had two guesses! I once spent hours trying to explain to her what 'irony' meant. She got it in the end, I asked her for a definition, and she said, "You. A big prick with a little cock!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WILF Posted April 24, 2009 Report Share Posted April 24, 2009 My wifes a c**t!..............no punchline, thats it!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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