borntoshoot 1 Posted April 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 has to be the camera i got up the eye of my co*k or the enima i got but hurt like fook you had a camera shoved up the end of your co*k? bloody hell how small was that camera? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scent 509 Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 has to be the camera i got up the eye of my co*k or the enima i got but hurt like fook you had a camera shoved up the end of your co*k? bloody hell how small was that camera? thinner then a pencil but heres the best part ,they lubbed it up obviously ,so when they took it out there was some trapped air so i thought i had to pee and when i tried to pee all that came out was the trapped air so it was like farting through me c*ck .The operation was called an endoscupy quiet painfull Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 so when they took it out there was some trapped air so i thought i had to pee and when i tried to pee all that came out was the trapped air so it was like farting through me c*ck . Sorry scent, it's not funny .... .... but it's funny .... :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
csme55ex 2 Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 mine was an abcess it was the worst pain iv ever had in my life i hat to go to the hospital and everythink i looked like the elephant man no lie Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scent 509 Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 so when they took it out there was some trapped air so i thought i had to pee and when i tried to pee all that came out was the trapped air so it was like farting through me c*ck . Sorry scent, it's not funny .... .... but it's funny .... :laugh: il be honest i was laughing still in me blue gown in the toilet looking at little bubbles coming out from the lube Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scent 509 Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 my missus is just out of hospital since yesterday she had a 36 cm cist inside her so it got taken out along with het left ovary so i reckon il never be as sore as that she as staples going 8 inches up her stomach not a pretty sight when i have to wash it but hey thats what im here for so she says Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LDR 29 Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 You, sir, are quite rank! :protest: (...... the very thought ......... ...) Not really he'd love it..................bet you dont lick his poo shoot either do you................. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
borntoshoot 1 Posted April 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 so when they took it out there was some trapped air so i thought i had to pee and when i tried to pee all that came out was the trapped air so it was like farting through me c*ck . Sorry scent, it's not funny .... .... but it's funny .... :laugh: il be honest i was laughing still in me blue gown in the toilet looking at little bubbles coming out from the lube haha u get tht after anal anyway so its slightly normal. lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
spiderfly 111 Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 some good 1`s on here ....scent lol my most painful was while i was out shooting and i jumped a ditch and a nest of wasps about a 100 of them stung me every were and anywere....i was never stung before and i nearly died in the feild but i got back...i just stung on every inch of my body even my eyes... it was the most painful thing ever........... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SwissTony 0 Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Most painful thing for me, was my ex girlfriends jaw locking while giving me a gobble. I say it was the worst, but maybe the result of me saying "hold on, I'm almost done" was worse Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shephound 19 Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 has to be the camera i got up the eye of my co*k or the enima i got but hurt like fook you had a camera shoved up the end of your co*k? bloody hell how small was that camera? thinner then a pencil but heres the best part ,they lubbed it up obviously ,so when they took it out there was some trapped air so i thought i had to pee and when i tried to pee all that came out was the trapped air so it was like farting through me c*ck .The operation was called an endoscupy quiet painfull Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paddybarr 77 Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 last year summer bank holiday deciding to smash a wasp nest in the garage with a golf club that i had poisoned beliving it was empty and getting a queen wasp fly up my nose and sting me ended up in a&e for 5 hours with a head that had doubled in size and having difficulty breathing, but the worst i ever saw was years ago working with a roofing gang doing garage flat roofs on a new estate when one of the guys slipped and plunged his arm into the boiling tar pot i drove him to hospital with his arm hung out the window schreming when we got there the tar had cooled nad gone rock hard they had to remove it with the skin under anthestectic kiids arm was fuxed Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thomps125 49 Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 i had a 110mph car crash hit a car then a lamp post..i was fine then ran off into a tree and broke my sternem n had 2 walk 4miles home stayed there in so much pain was cofing up blood and cudnt move propley went to hospital and ide done abit of damage to my insides when i cracked the sternem the next few months on the sick n pain killers had to practice breeting agen with deep breaths so that the bone would not heal in the rong place Quote Link to post Share on other sites
biffo 0 Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 dont piss on electric fences. thats the lesson i learned Quote Link to post Share on other sites
msborntoshoot 0 Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 dont piss on electric fences. thats the lesson i learned ouch lolllol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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