Guest darlolad Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 Child birth i knew that one would come out. ( parden the pun) well you try pushing summat the size of a mellon out of a teeny gap it hurts right teeny gap? someone thinks alot of themselve dont they ai lol dont they lol hahaha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
swamper 11 Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 i told the one about the OP on mi bolloxs but to many of the lads squirmed lol so just a couple of pics from over the last few days Monday now.....all that shit is the infection thats come out of um now they have been took out enjoy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ssssh1forthepot 0 Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 Mine was while testing a bullet proof vest that a friend who was in the army had left at my house, I can assure you allthough the british army vest's are bullet proof they are not stab proof, I had 5 days in hospital a major operation 46 staples and a 7 inch scar to prove how sh*t they are (and what an idiot I am) on the plus side morphine's pretty good!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
trapperman 474 Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 breaking all the ligaments in my knee was pretty bad, not as bad as being told how serious it was and that i wouldn't be back on a mountain bike for over a year and also unable to work for a year. after that was when i was younger at my grandparents house on the swing in the back garden wearing shorts on the upswing my shorts caught a wasp which then proceeded to sting my sack and as much as it could, i fell off backwards winding myself , and wrestling my shorts off, my cock has never been that big flaccid, and probably never will be again ...shame really. atb wbk a new and cheap form of viagra, stick a wasp on ya cock before sex, will it catch on? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kennyboy 1 Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 breaking all the ligaments in my knee was pretty bad, not as bad as being told how serious it was and that i wouldn't be back on a mountain bike for over a year and also unable to work for a year. after that was when i was younger at my grandparents house on the swing in the back garden wearing shorts on the upswing my shorts caught a wasp which then proceeded to sting my sack and as much as it could, i fell off backwards winding myself , and wrestling my shorts off, my cock has never been that big flaccid, and probably never will be again ...shame really. atb wbk a new and cheap form of viagra, stick a wasp on ya cock before sex, will it catch on? Try it why don't ya and let us know all about it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
#1poacher 8 Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 hi had a couple but good one for ya about 10yr ago out lamping saw 3 deer went of in hot pursuit down a lonning running as fast as i could pitch black it was. saw gate open went to get passed it didnt realise the barbed wire fence across the path got caught up on it was hanging upside down. eventually me mates helped me of had holes and cuts on me stomach and down me legs ouch. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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