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having the skin off the top of my knuckle ripped of by a ferret :cry: it hurt ten times more than you think. then i passed the feret to a freind before he noticed the blood and it bit him too :rofl::rofl::rofl::haha:

 

lmao :clapper:

i know it doesent sound painfull but it took months to heal just glad the f****r dident get my knuckle too :angry:

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having the skin off the top of my knuckle ripped of by a ferret :cry: it hurt ten times more than you think. then i passed the feret to a freind before he noticed the blood and it bit him too :rofl::rofl::rofl::haha:

 

lmao :clapper:

i know it doesent sound painfull but it took months to heal just glad the f****r dident get my knuckle too :angry:

 

i was laughing at the fact you gave it to your mate when you knew it would bite him lol did it get him good?

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having the skin off the top of my knuckle ripped of by a ferret :cry: it hurt ten times more than you think. then i passed the feret to a freind before he noticed the blood and it bit him too :rofl::rofl::rofl::haha:

 

lmao :clapper:

i know it doesent sound painfull but it took months to heal just glad the f****r dident get my knuckle too :angry:

 

i was laughing at the fact you gave it to your mate when you knew it would bite him lol did it get him good?

yeah it got him in practically the same place, i gave it to him because he lectured me for about half an hour explaining that it had never bitten anyone and promised me that it would not bite me. twat!!!

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burst my lung and broke my arm in 2 bits on a motor bike had petrol in my eye trust me that was sore and when a was 15 stuck a ferret up my trouser leg and it hung from my baw sack :laugh:

done the same this morning with nitro fuel and i still cant see properly

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burst my lung and broke my arm in 2 bits on a motor bike had petrol in my eye trust me that was sore and when a was 15 stuck a ferret up my trouser leg and it hung from my baw sack :laugh:

done the same this morning with nitro fuel and i still cant see properly

i was tarring the roofs of the rearing field sheds once and got some splashes on my face, the missus said "use some petrol on a rag that will get it off" walked round like a f*****g beetroot for a couple of days.

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fell from a ladder that i had proped up next to our old upstairs sitting room, i started too fall backwards and just carryed on hit my mams nissan terrano with my back ( that really hurt) and then hit the gravel (that killed) then the old heavy wooden ladders landead on me and winded me! could not walk for 3 days and did not see a doctor or any thing,

 

i was only 13 and i was scared of dr's :icon_redface:

 

i only wanted to ask for a lift to the shop for some sweets lmao!

 

i got some sweets in the end!!!

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Oh Er, you boys are being mean tonight!!

 

On the subject of pulling out of a sloppy minge into a dry arsehole, if it hurts you guys IMAGINE how much it fecking hurts us gals!!!

 

 

 

Second worse for me (after childbirth OF COURSE ;) )

Was when my dad left, i was 13 and took my pen knife and sat in the bus shelter (traditional wooden one) was messing about in an angry mood, twisting the knife about in the wood and it flicked back on me, cut right down the middle of my thumb into the bone, about half way down my nail :bad:

I managed to get to a house where i vagualy knew the woman, then i passed out on her kitchen floor :D

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