LDR 29 Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 And on the subject of childbirth and pregnancy, you birds dont know how easy you got it FFS........................you should try being a man having to live with one of you lot when your up the spout.............i'd rather let harold shipman look after me granny!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ian118118 10 Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 All you women ever go on about is child birth..............you dont know you're born, what would you lot know about pain...........ever caught your cock in a zip.... ........ever snapped you banjo when you've slipped out the comfort of a wet sloppy minge and driven you cock straight up a dry arsehole........... ........ever been dressed up in womens underwear and lashed with a whip across your bare buttocks????? oops that was the one i payed for......... Can't say I've ever caught my cock in a zip or shoved it up a dry butt :sick: Had my nipple bitten by a baby tho - THAT was painful! that wasnt a baby it was a clever midget. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LDR 29 Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 All you women ever go on about is child birth..............you dont know you're born, what would you lot know about pain...........ever caught your cock in a zip.... ........ever snapped you banjo when you've slipped out the comfort of a wet sloppy minge and driven you cock straight up a dry arsehole........... ........ever been dressed up in womens underwear and lashed with a whip across your bare buttocks????? oops that was the one i payed for......... Can't say I've ever caught my cock in a zip or shoved it up a dry butt :sick: Had my nipple bitten by a baby tho - THAT was painful! that wasnt a baby it was a clever midget. I thought snoop was a bit taller than that......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 And on the subject of childbirth and pregnancy, you birds dont know how easy you got it FFS........................you should try being a man having to live with one of you lot when your up the spout.............i'd rather let harold shipman look after me granny!!!!!!!!!!!!! Look its worth the mood swings , food cravings & constant demands for sex when you see that little tiny baby you created Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ian118118 10 Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 And on the subject of childbirth and pregnancy, you birds dont know how easy you got it FFS........................you should try being a man having to live with one of you lot when your up the spout.............i'd rather let harold shipman look after me granny!!!!!!!!!!!!! Look its worth the mood swings , food cravings & constant demands for sex when you see that little tiny baby you created then 13 years later it can tell you it hates you and then it will go smoke dope Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dai dogs 1,673 Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 ( memorable pain) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ratreeper 441 Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 anone ever got chilli in their eye, the hot stuff....or gone for a waz after cutting chillis or a vindaloo...thats not fun. Pranked a mate with tobasco down his crack, funniest thing i have ever seen Quote Link to post Share on other sites
trapperman 474 Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 And on the subject of childbirth and pregnancy, you birds dont know how easy you got it FFS........................you should try being a man having to live with one of you lot when your up the spout.............i'd rather let harold shipman look after me granny!!!!!!!!!!!!! Look its worth the mood swings , food cravings & constant demands for sex when you see that little tiny baby you created if there was constant demands for sex i would be having a kid a year Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Catcher Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 hi all. just wondering what your most painful experience was and how it happened. mine was fishingon the campsite we go to every summer, the path to the lake was cut off by an electric fence with a big log either side, so theres me with one leg either side with rods in one hand and landing net and tackle box in the other, bloody log one side starts rolling and all i could think was to try to not fall off the log!! anyway log rolled too far and i fall one leg either side of this electric fence in shorts infront of all these little kids on the playground at the campsite. me lying on the floor almost crying infront of about 30 people. :censored: :censored: went back to the tent to lie down for a bit. wake up next morning with big black bruises dwn there. :icon_eek: :icon_redface: :icon_redface: Hi mate this happend to a true old freind of mine.I took him up to biggar for rabbits.he was about sixty at the time.So i told him all the way going there the fences are all electric mind what your doing going over them.We get there he is first out of the car.What dose he do grab the first fence with both hands flings his leg over and starts buckihg like he was trying to brake a horse in.Me and my friend just hit the ground spliting our sides.he wouldent let go for about 90sec.It was the funnest thing i have ever seen.Probely painful for him.but till this day i still giggle every time i think of it.atb.catcher Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LDR 29 Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 And on the subject of childbirth and pregnancy, you birds dont know how easy you got it FFS........................you should try being a man having to live with one of you lot when your up the spout.............i'd rather let harold shipman look after me granny!!!!!!!!!!!!! Look its worth the mood swings , food cravings & constant demands for sex when you see that little tiny baby you created Thats the funniest thing i've read for ages.................mood swings dont even come close to describing the psychotic raging beasts you lot become......... ........... food cravings we dont have a problem with, till you start moaning about the fact your arse is now bigger than your bump..........remember girls, a moment on your lips, a lifetime on your hips......... ...........the constant demands for sex would be alright if you kept them up after, but oh no oh no oh no, not you lot, you think we're interested in listening to you bang on all day and night about how tired you are, how unattractive you feel and that your nipples are leaking, cracking and sore.......... .........have you ever had to carry a couple of testicles around that are heavily ladden with man fat.........i didnt think so...................the one chance we get to play with a set of tits like pamela andersons and we cant touch them, not much f*****g good to us pregnant are you............. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ian118118 10 Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 And on the subject of childbirth and pregnancy, you birds dont know how easy you got it FFS........................you should try being a man having to live with one of you lot when your up the spout.............i'd rather let harold shipman look after me granny!!!!!!!!!!!!! Look its worth the mood swings , food cravings & constant demands for sex when you see that little tiny baby you created Thats the funniest thing i've read for ages.................mood swings dont even come close to describing the psychotic raging beasts you lot become......... ........... food cravings we dont have a problem with, till you start moaning about the fact your arse is now bigger than your bump..........remember girls, a moment on your lips, a lifetime on your hips......... ...........the constant demands for sex would be alright if you kept them up after, but oh no oh no oh no, not you lot, you think we're interested in listening to you bang on all day and night about how tired you are, how unattractive you feel and that your nipples are leaking, cracking and sore.......... .........have you ever had to carry a couple of testicles around that are heavily ladden with man fat.........i didnt think so...................the one chance we get to play with a set of tits like pamela andersons and we cant touch them, not much f*****g good to us pregnant are you............. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wuzzy 0 Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 kidney stones and had to pass them naturally nuff said Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LDR 29 Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 You see we aint evolved that far from the animal kingdom when you think about it......... ...........women are like a mixture of insects and big cats............ ..........they act like a lioness thats come into heat and whore it round the alpha male and want shafted for the next 3 days, but then they turn into spiders and like the black widow, once they've got what they want turn on us poor males in the blink of an eye and try to inject us with deadly venom............... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
whippeter69 88 Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 Cocked my old BSA Supersport put the pellet in and pulled the trigger and the barrel snatched my thumb and cutit open on both sides on top and under neath. Has 6 stiches on each side Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RaiderBoy 19 Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 having the skin off the top of my knuckle ripped of by a ferret it hurt ten times more than you think. then i passed the feret to a freind before he noticed the blood and it bit him too Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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