lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 Giving birth to two babies in the span of two hours kinda hurt. Having a screw drilled into my knee smarted a bit. Being bit on the elbow by a ferret was bloody awful! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wonkylegs 4 Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 i fell through a factory roof [68 feet] and shattered both legs and my right arm,now have two knee relacements and surgical nails in my legs and tension wire holding my arm together Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LDR 29 Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 All you women ever go on about is child birth..............you dont know you're born, what would you lot know about pain...........ever caught your cock in a zip.... ........ever snapped you banjo when you've slipped out the comfort of a wet sloppy minge and driven you cock straight up a dry arsehole........... ........ever been dressed up in womens underwear and lashed with a whip across your bare buttocks????? oops that was the one i payed for......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
trapperman 474 Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 All you women ever go on about is child birth..............you dont know you're born, what would you lot know about pain...........ever caught your cock in a zip.... ........ever snapped you banjo when you've slipped out the comfort of a wet sloppy minge and driven you cock straight up a dry arsehole........... ........ever been dressed up in womens underwear and lashed with a whip across your bare buttocks????? oops that was the one i payed for......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
digger63 3 Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 My mate hit me across the foot with the end of the grafter,i was only wearing wellingtons just a glanceing blow,cut the welli and badly bruised me[perhaps broke didnt x ray] couldn't walk on it for ages, clumsy b.....d broke my finger on another dig dropped a rock on me,glad he's retired thinking about it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 All you women ever go on about is child birth..............you dont know you're born, what would you lot know about pain...........ever caught your cock in a zip.... ........ever snapped you banjo when you've slipped out the comfort of a wet sloppy minge and driven you cock straight up a dry arsehole........... ........ever been dressed up in womens underwear and lashed with a whip across your bare buttocks????? oops that was the one i payed for......... Can't say I've ever caught my cock in a zip or shoved it up a dry butt :sick: Had my nipple bitten by a baby tho - THAT was painful! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ferretess 230 Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 Giving birth definetely and silly enough to do it twice and the wrath of a gander when your moving his babies to a safer place :o Quote Link to post Share on other sites
trapperman 474 Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 all i can say is dont put tooth paste on your dick for your missus to suck off. sounds funny yeah try it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
torchey 1,328 Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 Fishing about 10 years back,catching nothing started playing with the catapult[as you do]went to fire a stone out,stayed in,full impact left tab,absolute purple[broken blood vessels]couldn,t walk properly for weeks..................Give Birth.....I,ve seen the missus giving birth.....She didn,t scream how i screamed...................... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 all i can say is dont put tooth paste on your dick for your missus to suck off. sounds funny yeah try it. :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poacherjim 0 Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 All you women ever go on about is child birth..............you dont know you're born, what would you lot know about pain...........ever caught your cock in a zip.... ........ever snapped you banjo when you've slipped out the comfort of a wet sloppy minge and driven you cock straight up a dry arsehole........... ........ever been dressed up in womens underwear and lashed with a whip across your bare buttocks????? oops that was the one i payed for......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dawnraider09 75 Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 once had a thrombosed pile,a haemeroid that constantly increases in size and pressure,seriouse pain,but even worse was going to a+e to get the f****r lanced,doctor had to put a needle in my corn hole to numb it up then put his finger up there to hold it steady for lancing,second painful was going to the dentist where i bit down on the bed frame. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gonetoearth 5,144 Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 (edited) Child birth i knew that one would come out. ( parden the pun) well you try pushing summat the size of a mellon out of a teeny gap it hurts right LOL well u managed it so what u moanin about. Only just how are your mellons now then Edited April 17, 2009 by gonetoearth Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LDR 29 Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 All you women ever go on about is child birth..............you dont know you're born, what would you lot know about pain...........ever caught your cock in a zip.... ........ever snapped you banjo when you've slipped out the comfort of a wet sloppy minge and driven you cock straight up a dry arsehole........... ........ever been dressed up in womens underwear and lashed with a whip across your bare buttocks????? oops that was the one i payed for......... Can't say I've ever caught my cock in a zip or shoved it up a dry butt :sick: Had my nipple bitten by a baby tho - THAT was painful! Try it with one of your flaps that'll give you an idea of it...................childbirth will be a walk in the park after that................. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LAKELANDY 29 Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 Back in the eighties I was at the local clay club shooting "down the line". It came to my turn, shot the the first barrel missed, shot the second barrel not a sound. Put the gun down to break it BANG a fecking hole straight through my foot, blood everywhere i was lucky because i was using full choke that was painful, still hurts now! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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