Guest Catcher Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 Dont take any.My body is a temple.lol.catcher Aye and unfortunately for you it's been ransacked a few times Your one to talk lard ass. catcher Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lampshy 0 Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 Lurpack without doubt most superier of butters i find , does that make me hard makes me hard baby. hahahahahahahahaha sorry, couldnt resist. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ferretess 230 Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 Not really fussy as long as it spreads and doesn't rip holes in the bread or scones Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BLUCHER 1 Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 Butter or marg what a bunch of tits you lot are, they both give me the squirts. Good job ive got a pet hedgehog to wipe my arse on. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest oldskool Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 i got this in an email a couple of years ago... BUTTER vs MARGARINE Margarine was originally manufactured to fatten turkeys. When it killed the turkeys, the people who had put all the money into the research wanted a payback so they put their heads together to figure out what to do with this product to get their money back. It was a white substance with no food appeal so they added the yellow coloring and sold it to people to use in place of butter. How do you like it? They have come out with some clever new flavorings. DO YOU KNOW... The difference between margarine and butter? Read on to the end...gets very interesting! Both have the same amount of calories. Butter is slightly higher in saturated fats at 8 grams compared to 5 grams. Eating margarine can increase heart disease in women by 53% over eating the same amount of Butter, according to a recent Harvard Medical Study. Eating butter increases the absorption of many other nutrients in other foods. Butter has many nutritional benefits where margarine has a few only because they are added!Butter tastes much better than margarine and it can enhance the flavors of other foods. Butter has been around for centuries where margarine has been around for less than 100 years. And now, for Margarine: Very high in Trans fatty acids. Triple risk of coronary heart disease. Increases total cholesterol and LDL (this is the bad cholesterol) and lowers HDL cholesterol,(the good cholesterol)Increases the risk of cancers up to five fold. Lowers quality of breast milk. Decreases immune response. Decreases insulin response. And here's the most disturbing fact.... HERE IS THE PART THAT IS VERY INTERESTING! Margarine is but ONE MOLECULE away from being PLASTIC. This fact alone was enough to have me avoiding margarine for life and anything else that is hydrogenated (this means hydrogen is added, changing the molecular structure of the substance). You can try this yourself: Purchase a tub of margarine and leave it in your garage or shaded area. Within a couple of days you will note a couple of things: * no flies, not even those pesky Fruit flies will go near it (that should tell you something) * it does not rot or smell differently because it has no nutritional value; nothing will grow on it Even those teeny weeny microorganisms will not a find a home to grow. Why? Because it is nearly plastic. Would you melt your Tupperware and spread that on your toast? Share This With Your Friends.....(If you want to "butter them up")! after reading that i think the real hardmen are the ones that will go on eating that crap LOL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ferret15 0 Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 i got this in an email a couple of years ago... BUTTER vs MARGARINE Margarine was originally manufactured to fatten turkeys. When it killed the turkeys, the people who had put all the money into the research wanted a payback so they put their heads together to figure out what to do with this product to get their money back. It was a white substance with no food appeal so they added the yellow coloring and sold it to people to use in place of butter. How do you like it? They have come out with some clever new flavorings. DO YOU KNOW... The difference between margarine and butter? Read on to the end...gets very interesting! Both have the same amount of calories. Butter is slightly higher in saturated fats at 8 grams compared to 5 grams. Eating margarine can increase heart disease in women by 53% over eating the same amount of Butter, according to a recent Harvard Medical Study. Eating butter increases the absorption of many other nutrients in other foods. Butter has many nutritional benefits where margarine has a few only because they are added!Butter tastes much better than margarine and it can enhance the flavors of other foods. Butter has been around for centuries where margarine has been around for less than 100 years. And now, for Margarine: Very high in Trans fatty acids. Triple risk of coronary heart disease. Increases total cholesterol and LDL (this is the bad cholesterol) and lowers HDL cholesterol,(the good cholesterol)Increases the risk of cancers up to five fold. Lowers quality of breast milk. Decreases immune response. Decreases insulin response. And here's the most disturbing fact.... HERE IS THE PART THAT IS VERY INTERESTING! Margarine is but ONE MOLECULE away from being PLASTIC. This fact alone was enough to have me avoiding margarine for life and anything else that is hydrogenated (this means hydrogen is added, changing the molecular structure of the substance). You can try this yourself: Purchase a tub of margarine and leave it in your garage or shaded area. Within a couple of days you will note a couple of things: * no flies, not even those pesky Fruit flies will go near it (that should tell you something) * it does not rot or smell differently because it has no nutritional value; nothing will grow on it Even those teeny weeny microorganisms will not a find a home to grow. Why? Because it is nearly plastic. Would you melt your Tupperware and spread that on your toast? Share This With Your Friends.....(If you want to "butter them up")! after reading that i think the real hardmen are the ones that will go on eating that crap LOL thats the thread that jasper started (link on page three) ditch an old member from this site did an experiment with butter and marge on his window sill and the marge is still there three years on Quote Link to post Share on other sites
trapperman 474 Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 im that hard i eat bread dry i bet your not hard enough to eat dry crackers i`m that hard i eat dry crackers in dry bread and wash it down with a nice glass of salt water WHAT YOU F*****G LOOKING AT Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Catcher Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 Dont take any.My body is a temple.lol.catcher Aye and unfortunately for you it's been ransacked a few times Dont you mean ravaged ? catcher Quote Link to post Share on other sites
undisputed 1,664 Posted April 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 Dont take any.My body is a temple.lol.catcher Aye and unfortunately for you it's been ransacked a few times Dont you mean ravaged ? catcher If your Mrs see's this post she wont ravage you she will rag doll you Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Catcher Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 Dont take any.My body is a temple.lol.catcher Aye and unfortunately for you it's been ransacked a few times Dont you mean ravaged ? catcher If your Mrs see's this post she wont ravage you she will rag doll you Same thing i like pain ? catcher Quote Link to post Share on other sites
victor 10 Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 (edited) what ever is in the cuppboard lol, im to "hard" to give a flying fook what i eat WHAT HAPPEND TO VEGGIEMITE MATE GOT ME WILLIAMS BOOTS BY THE WAY nice one, thayer all good fooking boots aye, you guys wouldnt have B&S's there or musters?? ( mad arse country piss ups) Edited April 18, 2009 by victor Quote Link to post Share on other sites
undisputed 1,664 Posted April 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 Dont take any.My body is a temple.lol.catcher Aye and unfortunately for you it's been ransacked a few times Dont you mean ravaged ? catcher If your Mrs see's this post she wont ravage you she will rag doll you Same thing i like pain ? catcher No your confused again liking pain and being a pain is two totally different things Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Catcher Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 Dont take any.My body is a temple.lol.catcher Aye and unfortunately for you it's been ransacked a few times Dont you mean ravaged ? catcher If your Mrs see's this post she wont ravage you she will rag doll you Same thing i like pain ? catcher No your confused again liking pain and being a pain is two totally different things May give you that.You would know more about pain as you are one. catcher Quote Link to post Share on other sites
undisputed 1,664 Posted April 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Dont take any.My body is a temple.lol.catcher Aye and unfortunately for you it's been ransacked a few times Dont you mean ravaged ? catcher If your Mrs see's this post she wont ravage you she will rag doll you Same thing i like pain ? catcher No your confused again liking pain and being a pain is two totally different things May give you that.You would know more about pain as you are one. catcher Your shepherd banner doesn't make sense...a bit like yourself! stay of the merrydown Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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