paddy.t 5 Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 Same happend to me a while back, was walking home alone at about 3am and two blokes were behind me and started shouting oi hang on made come here, so i walked a bit faster looked back and they were running so i fecking legged it strait through a feild and hid in the long grass until they went. The next night i went out i too a metal bar about 2ft long with me up my sleve, didnt get chased but got pulled by coppers and they searched me and my two mates, i threw the matal bar so they couldnt prove any of us had it they gave us a telling off and rabble about dangers of being out at night and after a fag went on their way. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thomps125 49 Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 thomps ima buy a well 'ard bulllx a half x then no f****r will start yehhh thats what you want big fcuk off metal chain off a crane or sumet so when you shake it the bull goes wild and no f****r will mess let it play with tractor tyres and give it steroids n poke it with a stick...then the SSH wont no whats comeing and the STB Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Little Butch 16 Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 Sounds like the whole of Ipswich that Estate! :laugh: I've had a Knife pulled on me a few times round this way.. Butch Quote Link to post Share on other sites
littletimmy 71 Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 Sounds like the whole of Ipswich that Estate! :laugh:I've had a Knife pulled on me a few times round this way.. Butch come on leon it doesnt count when they are plastic knives and your playing cops and robbers with the boy next door(we all know you was alway the cop you grass LOL) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Rod&dog Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 Yeah it was good to get the old heart pumping,, lol i wasnt scared beacuse i know people in the north dont know about guns yet lol, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Little Butch 16 Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 Damn, how do you know so much about me? Butch Quote Link to post Share on other sites
snoopdog 1,256 Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 i once got dragged down a back street by three women,,,,they raped me....i didnt fight back because i dont hit girls.....i walked down the same street a few times after ....never so them again,,,,bloody shame..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ferret feller Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 that happened too my dads mate but it was 3 lads and they pissed on him after they nicked his wallet and phone :laugh:he was so pissed he thaght they were taking him home Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thomps125 49 Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 that happened too my dads mate but it was 3 lads and they pissed on him after they nicked his wallet and phone :laugh:he was so pissed he thaght they were taking him home i feel for you matey ..you have had such a terible up bringing Quote Link to post Share on other sites
greatwhitehunter 47 Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 one of the lads in my local had a right seeing too with a shovel when he was walking home pissed one night :realmad: :black eye: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mexlad 189 Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 f*****g p****s get a lead dresser keep it in your inside pocket crack the next c**t over the head with it then go over to his mate and see if he wants some he will crap him sen just bullys mate never done a days work in there lives, if you get stopped just tell them its for killing the rabbits or summet. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 we were walking threw a rougher part of my estate late a few nights ago when a car pulled up and the driver said "wah ya got for me mate?" i said i didnt then he said "yo man give me yo wallet give me you phone blud" so me and lloyd went over and looked in his window cheeky c**t him and his fat mate sat there so he got out and walked round the side of the car "yo blud give me ya phone" well me and lloyd never moved so fast straight down a back ally and we heard him hot in pursuit and his mate driving the car round so we ran down a few more footpaths and got near this wood where my mates hang round and the car was still thrashing about in the estate the first black feller who chased us on foot gave up after 100 yards but the fat second carried on driving about for a good 30 mins before giving up thank f**k for all that jogging i do finally paid off for me and i stepped up a gear when the adrenaline kicked in dont think lloyd wanst too come back up my way now thinks i live in some kind of ghetto anyone had a similar experinace? Yes funny you should mention it, me and my mate pulled up next to a couple of pre-pubescent transvestites and I tried to steal their wallet/purse and phone but the pair of mincers held hands and skipped off down a back alley singing mama mia.................hang on i've just realised it was you Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest flapper Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 on a farm where i go lamping there is a real slow man(farm hand) who looks like across between the hunch back and uncle fester, he dribbles and walks witha limp. some nights he just appears next to you in the field. i did cack my pants the first time it happend. He asked.. have you had much. i must of jumped 12 foot in the air. its become a bit of a joke with the lads now to see who he can scare next. who needs a guard dog. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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