Guest Catcher Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 ONE OF THE WEIRDEST THINGS I CAME ACROSS OUT LAMPING WAS WITH ME AND MY NEPHEW ON THE WAY BACK TO THE JEEP HAD TO CUT THROUGH A GOLF COURSE AND HEARD A STRANGE SOUND OF GROANING,SOUNDED LIKE A FEMALE WOMEN ,SO I PUT MY LAMP ON AND THERE THEY WERE AT IT BIG TIME ON THE MIDDLE FAIRWAY THEY WERE BOLLOCK NAKED THE FEMALE WAS ON TOP OFF THE MALE ,I KEEP THE LAMP ON THEM AND MOVE UP CLOSER TO THEM THE LADY OFF NIGHT HAD LONG BLONDE HAIR AND SHE PUT HER HEAD RIGHT IN TO THE GUYS FACE I GOT TO ABOUT 50 METERS FROM THEM AND SAID WHAT YOUS UP TO I GOT NO REPLY THE YOUNG NEPHEW SAID WHAT THEY DOING I JUST LAUGHED AND TOLD THEM WHAT YOU THINK YOUS ARE PLAYING AT GET YOUR CLOTHES ON AND GET OFF THIS GOLF COURSE IT"S AN EXPERIENCE MY NEPHEW"S NEVER FORGOT HE KEEPS ASKING WHEN WE"RE GOING BACK OUT LAMPING Came across that a few times Keano. atb.catcher Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Catcher Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 Walking my lurcher pup down a tight path bout 2:00pm.Dog stops and starts giving a low growl. Turn a corner and theres a man standing there with a porn mag on his bike having a wank. He was in right near the main road and in clear view of anyone walking over the bridge. Another time bout 7:30 walking along the main road a car stops and a man gets out. The car drives off down towards the roundabout. The man looks at me turns around whacks it out and starts slashing. The car turns round at the roundabout and comes n picks him back up. The scariest was when i was walking throught some woods next that have a field on one side and a club on the other Its about 9:00pm and pitch black The dogs are running about then suddenly stop, the lurcher goes ape growling nd barking and the terriers barking. Put them on there leads and start get a sudden whiff of weed, Then suddenly this big black man walks out of the trees right next to me scarin the shite outta me . Hi mate is that what they call out dogging.lol.atb.catcher. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Catcher Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 Sure a few people have had this happen: Out lamping, dog was bringing a rabbit to me and it was a real squeeler, a fox ran in so close i thought it was gonna try to take the rabbit off the dog. Dog spat the rabbit out and coursed the fox. Fox got away, meanwhile rabbit got up made the sign of the crossand toddled off.(i made the sign of the cross bit up) Hi same thing happen to my mate.Gave him pellters.catcher Quote Link to post Share on other sites
undisputed 1,664 Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 I remember lamping one night and the dog brought the rabbit toward me at top speed....I had a swing at it with my foot, missed then the dog hit me from behind knocking me into the air I landed on the edge of my battery,cracked ribs and had to make my way home in agony.....no bunnies either. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Catcher Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 I remember lamping one night and the dog brought the rabbit toward me at top speed....I had a swing at it with my foot, missed then the dog hit me from behind knocking me into the air I landed on the edge of my battery,cracked ribs and had to make my way home in agony.....no bunnies either. It must have been one big dog .To knock you on your fat ass.And god only.s know,s how you broke a rib with all that blubber to protect you.catcher ha ha ha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bosun11 537 Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 I remember lamping one night and the dog brought the rabbit toward me at top speed....I had a swing at it with my foot, missed then the dog hit me from behind knocking me into the air I landed on the edge of my battery,cracked ribs and had to make my way home in agony.....no bunnies either. Ha ha, I recon everyone who lamps regular has done that once Undisputed, I certainly have, then we learn from it eh! Lamping one night, had a mate who took off after the dogs as they put a fox into a small bramble next to a big wall, he got too close, the dogs went in, fox bolted, he spun to follow it with the beam and BANG, did a triple salko as two dogs charged out and hit him from behind, smashing his head on a rock and fracturing his skull, thought we were gonna loose him on the jurney to the hospital and with him rushed in we had to explain ourselves to the police, who took a very dim view!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
undisputed 1,664 Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 I remember lamping one night and the dog brought the rabbit toward me at top speed....I had a swing at it with my foot, missed then the dog hit me from behind knocking me into the air I landed on the edge of my battery,cracked ribs and had to make my way home in agony.....no bunnies either. Ha ha, I recon everyone who lamps regular has done that once Undisputed, I certainly have, then we learn from it eh! Lamping one night, had a mate who took off after the dogs as they put a fox into a small bramble next to a big wall, he got too close, the dogs went in, fox bolted, he spun to follow it with the beam and BANG, did a triple salko as two dogs charged out and hit him from behind, smashing his head on a rock and fracturing his skull, thought we were gonna loose him on the jurney to the hospital and with him rushed in we had to explain ourselves to the police, who took a very dim view!! I must be really thick mate it's happend to me at least 3 times :D Quote Link to post Share on other sites
undisputed 1,664 Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 I remember lamping one night and the dog brought the rabbit toward me at top speed....I had a swing at it with my foot, missed then the dog hit me from behind knocking me into the air I landed on the edge of my battery,cracked ribs and had to make my way home in agony.....no bunnies either. It must have been one big dog .To knock you on your fat ass.And god only.s know,s how you broke a rib with all that blubber to protect you.catcher ha ha ha Shut it you...I heard you went in the sea on holiday and a japanese whaler tried to harpoon you! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Catcher Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 I remember lamping one night and the dog brought the rabbit toward me at top speed....I had a swing at it with my foot, missed then the dog hit me from behind knocking me into the air I landed on the edge of my battery,cracked ribs and had to make my way home in agony.....no bunnies either. Ha ha, I recon everyone who lamps regular has done that once Undisputed, I certainly have, then we learn from it eh! Lamping one night, had a mate who took off after the dogs as they put a fox into a small bramble next to a big wall, he got too close, the dogs went in, fox bolted, he spun to follow it with the beam and BANG, did a triple salko as two dogs charged out and hit him from behind, smashing his head on a rock and fracturing his skull, thought we were gonna loose him on the jurney to the hospital and with him rushed in we had to explain ourselves to the police, who took a very dim view!! I must be really thick mate it's happend to me at least 3 times :D You said it. catcher Quote Link to post Share on other sites
aaronpigeonplucker 32 Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 was lamping one night with chris was climbing over barbed wire then chris let go off it when the dogs went shooting off and i scared everything away by shouting wrong place lol lol another from lamping last night me and nottshunter08 went into a horse field almost caught one rabbit just missed it and we was just about to get out of the field and a horse came running up behind me and i legged it halth jumped over the fence and fell flat on my ass really hurt now have a big bruise there not good Been there mate.I dont just fall on my ass.I mostly fall flat on my face. :sick: atb catcher Funny you should say that Catcher reminds of a time when I was lamping with some folk who will remain nameless. Anyway we went into this field and after a few steps a certain person disappeared up to his ass in freezing cold ooze and mud....well it was Feb....we couldn't pull you out....erm I mean him out for laughing and he went in a mood cause we wouldn't go back to the car. Another weird thing that happend was that wee fawn bitch you always hated (Cass) was out and chased a hare right by me through an open gate and disappeared never to be seen again.....never did find her. sounds like the 'vicar of dibley' scene! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
undisputed 1,664 Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 was lamping one night with chris was climbing over barbed wire then chris let go off it when the dogs went shooting off and i scared everything away by shouting wrong place lol lol another from lamping last night me and nottshunter08 went into a horse field almost caught one rabbit just missed it and we was just about to get out of the field and a horse came running up behind me and i legged it halth jumped over the fence and fell flat on my ass really hurt now have a big bruise there not good Been there mate.I dont just fall on my ass.I mostly fall flat on my face. :sick: atb catcher Funny you should say that Catcher reminds of a time when I was lamping with some folk who will remain nameless. Anyway we went into this field and after a few steps a certain person disappeared up to his ass in freezing cold ooze and mud....well it was Feb....we couldn't pull you out....erm I mean him out for laughing and he went in a mood cause we wouldn't go back to the car. Another weird thing that happend was that wee fawn bitch you always hated (Cass) was out and chased a hare right by me through an open gate and disappeared never to be seen again.....never did find her. sounds like the 'vicar of dibley' scene! Catcher would appreciate that as he likes men in frocks Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Catcher Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 Sure a few people have had this happen: Out lamping, dog was bringing a rabbit to me and it was a real squeeler, a fox ran in so close i thought it was gonna try to take the rabbit off the dog. Dog spat the rabbit out and coursed the fox. Fox got away, meanwhile rabbit got up made the sign of the crossand toddled off.(i made the sign of the cross bit up) Hi My mate,s dog did the same thing daytime.We where up in Biggar.At the top of a hill this big rabbit gave the dog a realy good run.Before the dog got it about three hundred yard,s out and was bringing it back up the hill to us.So the mate start,s his braging about how great the dog is when a second rabbit get,s up right in front of it.Dog dropt the first second one promptly dive,s down a hole.the dog turn,s to pick up the first one who dose the same thing.His braging soon turn to us give him pellter,s all day long. atb catcher Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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