woz 260 Posted April 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 love it woz im cracking up in stitches of laughter i might let you and WH come joint second....keep up the "i love you woz posts" eeeeeeeee the power,i love it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
glamour 1 Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 hambags? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
woz 260 Posted April 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 hambags? IV BANNED YOU FROM THE COMP NOW!!!!! HAND BAGS ARE FOR WOMEN HAM BAGS ARE FOR BAD BOY GAY LURCHER MEN.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
miss lurcher bitch 319 Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 you little deviel lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
woz 260 Posted April 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 after a quick trip to home base to buy some shelve's.i have managed to find the perfect venue for the first leg of the compitition......i personaly will garuntee one rabbit,soft ground and it is well lit,it may well be poaching but i wouldnt of thought it will come on top....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
miss lurcher bitch 319 Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 classic Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DIGZY 4 Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 Right Im up for some of this. Im sure there is enough Femme members on here to start being bitchy and threaten to scratch each others eyes out if they win or not. I have only every tried "Man" Lamping at the moment but am willing to try this new girly style, you never know I may even learn a thing or two. I have a good dog that I saved from a pound the other day, he likes to be called Suzette. As you can clearly see he has one leg in bandage so I hope this qualifies as a three leg runner. the only reason i may not be able to make one of the heats is incase i get my period because i suffer from really bad cramps. All the best, to the other hopefuls, Johnathon/Veronica at weekends................. lol well funny Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Johnathon 15 Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 RIGHT YOU NORTHERN COAL MINING DONKEY DRIVER. WOZ, WORZAL, WILLIAM WHAT EVERYOUR NAME IS. IT MAY BE YOUR COMPITION BUT MY DOGS RUNNING IN IT AND I WANT TO BE ABLE TO MAKE SOME RULES UP TOO. YOU NORVENERS THINK YOU HAVE SO TUFF BECUASE ONE OF YOUR GRANDADS ONCE SAT IN A COAL MINE HAVING A BREW. YOU WOULDNT KNOW HARD WORK IF IT JUMPED OUT AT YOU. HERE DOWN SARF WE HAVE PROPER GRAFT. I MEAN THE OTHER DAY I8 HAD TO START WOTRK BEFORE 10 IN THE MORNING AND I DIDNT HAVE A TEA BREAK ONE DAY. ALL THAT SHERRY AND PIMMS WONT DRINK IT SELF YOU KNOW. RIGHT WELL, BECAUSE OF THE THREATENING EMAILS AND MESSAGES I GAVE BEEN GETTING I AINT COMING TO RUN MY 3 LEGGED RESCUE DOG UNLESS I CAN BRING MY SEWING MACHINE. AND I KNOW FOR A FACT MY SEWING MACHINE IS HARDER THAN YOURS, COZ, I SEEN YOUR SEWING MACHINCE AND ITS IS RUSTY AND I KNOW FOR A FACT THE HEMMER IS BROKEN AND DONT WORK. SO GO KUCF YOURSELF YOU NONE HEMMING TWAT. MY HEMM'S HAVE ALWAYS BEEN STRAIGHTER THAN YOURS ANYWAY. ONCE I REMEMBER WHEN YOU DID MY CURTAINS AND THEY WERE SO BAD I HAD TO GIVE THEM AWAY. A LOCAL TRAMP DIDNT EVEN USE THEM TO TO KEEP HIS PET RAT WARM. EVEN HE SAID YOU MUST BE REALY CRAP TO DO A HEMM LIKE THAT. SO DONT EVEN GET ME STARTING ON YOUR CROSS STICHING. SO THE NEW RULE IS THAT AFTER 3 HOURS LAMPING IF ITS A TIE WE THEN HAVE A "KNIT OFF" THE FIRST TO MAKE A SCARF OF 36" WINS. I KNOW YOU ARE SHITE COZ YOUR DOG CANT KNIT. BY THE WAY I ALREADY KNOW MY SCORE OF RABBITS AT THE END OF THE FINAL, AND THEY ARE NOT FROZEN, THEY ARE JUST VERY COLD AND SLEEPING. YOU WANT TO SEE THE FECKERS MOVE WHEN I THROW THEM. MY SEWING MACHINE'S HARDER THAN YOURS. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 Do you cook too? :kiss: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Johnathon 15 Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 Do you cook too? :kiss: LOOK SIMOMAN, I HAVE GOT TO SAY I LIKE THE ATTENTION BUT IM LOOKING FOR SOMEONE A LITTLE MORE BUTCH. YOUR A NICE BLOKE AND ALL BUT IM A GIRL WHO LIKE A MANLY MAN NOT A GIRLY MAN. SORRY. THE PIC OF YOUR BITS WAS NICE BUT I HAVE TO ASK DOES IT CUM IN A BIGGER SIZE TOO. ITS JUST MOST THE OTHER ONES I HAVE SEEN ARE A BIT LARGER. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
woz 260 Posted April 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 (edited) RIGHT YOU NORTHERN COAL MINING DONKEY DRIVER. WOZ, WORZAL, WILLIAM WHAT EVERYOUR NAME IS. IT MAY BE YOUR COMPITION BUT MY DOGS RUNNING IN IT AND I WANT TO BE ABLE TO MAKE SOME RULES UP TOO. YOU NORVENERS THINK YOU HAVE SO TUFF BECUASE ONE OF YOUR GRANDADS ONCE SAT IN A COAL MINE HAVING A BREW. YOU WOULDNT KNOW HARD WORK IF IT JUMPED OUT AT YOU. HERE DOWN SARF WE HAVE PROPER GRAFT. I MEAN THE OTHER DAY I8 HAD TO START WOTRK BEFORE 10 IN THE MORNING AND I DIDNT HAVE A TEA BREAK ONE DAY. ALL THAT SHERRY AND PIMMS WONT DRINK IT SELF YOU KNOW. RIGHT WELL, BECAUSE OF THE THREATENING EMAILS AND MESSAGES I GAVE BEEN GETTING I AINT COMING TO RUN MY 3 LEGGED RESCUE DOG UNLESS I CAN BRING MY SEWING MACHINE. AND I KNOW FOR A FACT MY SEWING MACHINE IS HARDER THAN YOURS, COZ, I SEEN YOUR SEWING MACHINCE AND ITS IS RUSTY AND I KNOW FOR A FACT THE HEMMER IS BROKEN AND DONT WORK. SO GO KUCF YOURSELF YOU NONE HEMMING TWAT. MY HEMM'S HAVE ALWAYS BEEN STRAIGHTER THAN YOURS ANYWAY. ONCE I REMEMBER WHEN YOU DID MY CURTAINS AND THEY WERE SO BAD I HAD TO GIVE THEM AWAY. A LOCAL TRAMP DIDNT EVEN USE THEM TO TO KEEP HIS PET RAT WARM. EVEN HE SAID YOU MUST BE REALY CRAP TO DO A HEMM LIKE THAT. SO DONT EVEN GET ME STARTING ON YOUR CROSS STICHING. SO THE NEW RULE IS THAT AFTER 3 HOURS LAMPING IF ITS A TIE WE THEN HAVE A "KNIT OFF" THE FIRST TO MAKE A SCARF OF 36" WINS. I KNOW YOU ARE SHITE COZ YOUR DOG CANT KNIT. BY THE WAY I ALREADY KNOW MY SCORE OF RABBITS AT THE END OF THE FINAL, AND THEY ARE NOT FROZEN, THEY ARE JUST VERY COLD AND SLEEPING. YOU WANT TO SEE THE FECKERS MOVE WHEN I THROW THEM. MY SEWING MACHINE'S HARDER THAN YOURS. HOW VERY BLOODY DARE YOU!!!!!!!!! IT CLEARLY STATES IN RULE 24 THAT YOU CANNOT USE A SOUTHERN SINGER MACHINE IN THIS NORTHERN COMP!!!!..AND I DONT KNOW WHO YOU ARE GETTING YOUR INFORMATION OFF BUT MY HEMMING IS SECOND TO NONE!!! NO BODY HAS/WILL/COULD TOUCH ME ON MY CROSS STITCH...AND I LAUGH IN YOUR FACE..A 36" KNIT OFF ANY TIME ..IF I KNEW WERE YOU LIVED I WOULD THROW NASTY INSULTS AND REALLY REALLY SCARY THREATS IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!!!!......MY DISABLED DOG IS THE BEST IV PROVED IT IN MY GARDEN AND IT CHASED A CAT ONCE...ANYWAY YOU POOR SOUTHERN SHANDY SWILLING JESSY..SAVE ALL THE BIG TALK FOR THE FINAL...IF YOU REALLY MAKE ME ANGRY I WILL CALL YOU OUT FOR A SKIP OFF :censored:you can have the first slip on our northern rabbit Edited April 4, 2009 by woz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
miss lurcher bitch 319 Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 woz wat you like bunny Quote Link to post Share on other sites
woz 260 Posted April 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 i have discovered why the final of the last thl lamping compitition was such a flop.....as we all know there arnt that many rabbits in the north east of england but the ones that are there ars spanking... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Johnathon 15 Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 (edited) i have discovered why the final of the last thl lamping compitition was such a flop.....as we all know there arnt that many rabbits in the north east of england but the ones that are there ars spanking... I got hamsters bigger than that.......................... If you insist on running dogs on newly born rabbits thats up to you. Southerner rabbits are much harder and bigger and faster. This was a photo I took when out walking the dogs the today. This was a pic from a local stable. You just have gay north rabbits. Edited April 4, 2009 by Johnathon Quote Link to post Share on other sites
woz 260 Posted April 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 COME ON MB AND LDR IF I PROMISE NOT TO LET YOU BOTH PLAY TOGETHER I WILL LET YOU BOTH ENTER.......BUT YOUVE GOT TO DO IT ON OPEN FORUM NOT VIA PM WE COULD HAVE A WORST LOOSER AND TERRIBLE WINNER SIDE BET Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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