woz 260 Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 (edited) after the success of the main thl lamping comp i thought i would get in early and start a propper lamping comp...some of the rules will be 1...you must dress as women 2...the comp will be held in a well lit area so some of the more camp enterants wont get scared in the dark 3...no knives will be aload on the night and all hambags will be searched 4...no body over 6 foot will be aload to enter 5...if you bring your boy friend he must be well hard 6...all dogs must be from a pound or have three legs 7...no telling the truth 8...there will be no walking on the night 9...each heat will be run as far away from each contestant as possible 10...killing sheep will count as two rabbits 11...minimum of 786 yard slips 12...on the night we will have someone big and scary lamping the fields in front of the contestants so there are no bogie men to scare you or your dogs 13...anyone travelling more than 15 miles for the comp will get 4 free slips 14...you must bring your dad so they can fight each other to see who's the hardest 15...no strong stuff collars (there just to heavy) 16... _____________________________________ 17...see rule 16 18... the last two rules i will make up on the night 19...no real dog men 20...i will win or the comp wont run 21...you are aload to bring frozen rabbits 22...if your dog miss's on the run you can lamp another and that will still count 23...NO WELSH...BECAUSE FENCE HOPPER IS CRACKING ON TO MY ONLY ENTERENT AND IM GETTING JELIOUS!!!!! £50 enterance fee... the winner will get no cash and loads of shite and have to defend himself with atleast a 90 page topic on hear and any other hunting site.... ANY OTHER SUGGESTIONS WILL BE GREATFULLY RECEAVED AS LONG AS YOU ARE BIGGING ME UP OR AGREEING WITH ME.... SPONSER SECTION............... THE NET LOFT..not just for men in stocking!!!! strong stuff....he does stuff for dogs..not just for s&m and gimps THERES SPACE HEAR FOR YOU TOO MR J HUBERY CAN I HAVE SOME FREE STUFF NOW PLEASE??? RULE 24...NO FECKIN SINGER SOUTHERN SEWING MACHINE'S Edited April 4, 2009 by woz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Johnathon 15 Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 (edited) Right Im up for some of this. Im sure there is enough Femme members on here to start being bitchy and threaten to scratch each others eyes out if they win or not. I have only every tried "Man" Lamping at the moment but am willing to try this new girly style, you never know I may even learn a thing or two. I have a good dog that I saved from a pound the other day, he likes to be called Suzette. As you can clearly see he has one leg in bandage so I hope this qualifies as a three leg runner. the only reason i may not be able to make one of the heats is incase i get my period because i suffer from really bad cramps. All the best, to the other hopefuls, Johnathon/Veronica at weekends................. Edited April 4, 2009 by Johnathon Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 Mmmmm baby do you have contact details Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SJM Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 You should have put some socks in you bra Quote Link to post Share on other sites
woz 260 Posted April 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 You should have put some socks in you bra there's enough tits involved with these running comps...no padded bra's will be aload on the night see rule ...16 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest jt750 Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 Seems like a nice girl .... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Johnathon 15 Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 I let you know my Daddy always liked me to dress up like this................. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest fence_hopper Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 LMAO if you loose you'll still be winner fancy a date :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,457 Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 :clapper: :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Johnathon 15 Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 He gave me that pearl necklace im wearing................. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tillys_pa 0 Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 I let you know my Daddy always liked me to dress up like this................. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tillys_pa 0 Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 Right Im up for some of this. Im sure there is enough Femme members on here to start being bitchy and threaten to scratch each others eyes out if they win or not. I have only every tried "Man" Lamping at the moment but am willing to try this new girly style, you never know I may even learn a thing or two. I have a good dog that I saved from a pound the other day, he likes to be called Suzette. As you can clearly see he has one leg in bandage so I hope this qualifies as a three leg runner. the only reason i may not be able to make one of the heats is incase i get my period because i suffer from really bad cramps. All the best, to the other hopefuls, Johnathon/Veronica at weekends................. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tillys_pa 0 Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 Right Im up for some of this. Im sure there is enough Femme members on here to start being bitchy and threaten to scratch each others eyes out if they win or not. I have only every tried "Man" Lamping at the moment but am willing to try this new girly style, you never know I may even learn a thing or two. I have a good dog that I saved from a pound the other day, he likes to be called Suzette. As you can clearly see he has one leg in bandage so I hope this qualifies as a three leg runner. the only reason i may not be able to make one of the heats is incase i get my period because i suffer from really bad cramps. All the best, to the other hopefuls, Johnathon/Veronica at weekends................. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
harddigging 42 Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 you had them pics way too readilly to hand for my liking :kiss: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
miss lurcher bitch 319 Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 love it woz im cracking up in stitches of laughter Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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