Brigzy 1,298 Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 Feckin mint mate I am a happy no VERY happy camper nooooooow Stuff the arseholes off "cunters mate" Quote Link to post
miss lurcher bitch 319 Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 i think you should send that pic to mark prick the fat bellyed porkey pie man Quote Link to post
Paid 935 Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 It is funny isn't it, out off everyone in the comp, only one, and 2 or 3 of his "friends" (said toungue in cheek, as they dont treat there friends well judging by what there now saying about Tomo) caused any shit at all. Every one got on, enjoyed it, and were sporting, bar just the one. Damn, I'd feel a right tit if that one were me. Quote Link to post
littlefish 574 Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 Well done LDR - i followed the tales of the competition throughout - it was very entertaining with reports of likeminded folks travelling the length of the country and meeting up for a bit of sport- friendly goodnatured competition. It's a pity that it ended with such unsporting behaviour from Markbrick. It sounds like he was a right embarassment to his dog. What about a write up about your dog - i'm sure those of us who don't know Bruce would love to hear his history - the jacket suits him - health to wear! Quote Link to post
Paid 935 Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 I second the call for the story of Bruce. Some thing to kill the time before next season kicks off :-) Quote Link to post
J Darcy 5,871 Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 yes LDR, get the story of bruce wrote and i will bang it in the next publication.........JD... Quote Link to post
DIGZY 4 Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 (edited) eyup pal you pulse would be be going millan a second on a two pound pork chop WELL DONE LDR PORK F#CKIN CHOP. I CAN EAT THEM ALL DAY MATE IF I WANT TO. I WILL HAVE YOU AN EATING COMPETITION ANYTIME. YEAH. 5 GRAND, NO, HOLD ON 15 GRAND WINNER TAKES ALL. I WILL SHOW YOU. YES I AM THE KING OF FEN AND FIELD AND DINNER TABLE. YOU ARE MY MEPHSIS. AND YOU WILL PAY. if i was you mate take the bet cuz if hes anythink like his dog is then u will win you f*****g c**t ill take you on at anything even fighting your not the best fighter you muppet ill fight you for your bank ballance at appleby horse fair YEAH. BIG MAN NOW ARE YOU. RIGHT MEET ME IN ONE HOUR AND I WILL KNOCK SEVEN SHADES OUT OF YOU. I WILL BE BRINGING MY FRIEND PURELY AS A TRAVELLING COMPANION. DONT TELL ME ABOUT APPELBY YOU DOUCH-BAG! I MADE MYSELF A MILLIONAIRE SELLING THE BEST HORSES EVER SEEN UP THERE. THEY WERE THE BEST TROTTERS. IT WAS YEARS AGO NOW BUT I AM RESPECTED UP THERE. THEY CALL ME KING OF THE GYPSIES. BUT NOT JUST BECUASE I HAD THE BEST HORSES AND THE BEST CARAVAN AND THE BEST DOGS AND THE BEST HAIRCUT AND THE MOST MONEY AND THE BEST JOB AND THE BEST CAR AND THE BEST MULES AND THE BEST ROSSETTE COLLECTION AND THE BEST EVERYTHING. IT WAS NOT JUST THAT IT WAS ALLSO THAT I FOUGHT THEM ALL AND WON FAIR AND SQUARE, JUST LIKE I DID LAST NIGHT. I AM THE TOP OF THE TREE.JEALOUSLY WILL GET YOU NO WHERE. also would like to say congratulations L D R on winning A true dog man would of came on the forum and congratulated the man for his win but as usual people do the talking and the dog isnt up to the walking lol (mark brick) Edited April 1, 2009 by DIGZY Quote Link to post
Mark Fat Jacker 0 Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 OK, I JUST FINISHED OFF A FEW CANS AND IM READY TO TAKE ON THE WORLD IN MY NIGTHLY RANT BEFORE I GO AND CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP. U KNOW HOW I DONT LIKE POSTING OTHER PEOPLES PM'S BUT IN THIS INSTANCE I THINK ITS IMPORTANT. THIS IS THE ONE TOMMO SENT ME TODAY. READ IT FOR YOURSELFS AND MAKE UP YOUR MIND. I THINK I HAVE PROOVED MYSELF TO YOU ALL NOW AND MY DOG IS THE CHAMP AND THIS IS WHAT TOMMO SAYS TOO. HERE IT IS BELOW. "DEAR MARK: YES YOU WAS RIGHT , I CHEATED AND YOU WON FAIR AND SQUARE AS ME AND LONG DOGGER WAS CHEATING AND WE HAD ALREADY KILLED 6 RABBITS BEFORE YOU GOT THERE AND COUNTED THEM AND THEY WERE EASY RABBITS ANYWAY AND YOURS WERE THE HARDEST ONES. YOUR DOG IS THE BEST AND YOU ARE TOO, WITH THE BEST DOGS AND THE BIGGEST HOUSE AND LARGEST COLLECTION OF GINORMOUS UNDERPANTS IN THE ENTIRE PLANET. YOU PROVED YOURSELF THE OTHER NIGHT AND YOU WON IT. YOU ARE KING OF THE FEN AND FIELD AND MOUNTAIN AND GYPSY CAMP. AND WE TOOK YOU DOWN THAT ROAD KNOWING FULL WELL YOU WOULD GET DUST IN YOUR EYES AND THEY START TO WATER. EVEN THOUGHT YOU TRAVELLED 1100 MILES WE ONLY SHOWED YOU A COUPLE OF RABBITS AND YOUR DOG WAS ACE AND IT SHOWED LONG DOGGERS HORSE UP. YOU WERE RIGHT ALL THE TIME, THAT DOG OF HIS IS RUBBISH AND ITS FAR TOO BIG TO CATCH RABBITS NOT LIKE YOUR DOGS. THEM DOGS OF YOURS ARE THE BEST I HAVE EVER SEEN AND I KNOW THEY WILL BEAT ANYONE ELSES. EVER. I WOULD JUST LIKE TO END THIS PM BY SAYING YOU ARE THE BEST MAN I HAVE EVER MET AND SO MODEST TOO . FOR A MAN WITH SO MUCH MOINEY AND HOUSES AND FARMS AND HAVING DONE SO MUCH I FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE HOW YOU CAN BE SO DOWN TO EARTH AND MODEST. AND YOUR DOGS FEET ARE VERY GOOD, THE BEST AND YOUR HOUSE IS MASSIVE, MUCH BIGGER THAN MINE AND I KNOW YOUR A HARD MAN TOO. I THINK YOU PROOVED YOUR POINT AND SHOWED THEM AND THE REST OF THE MEMPHIS'S UP TOO. YOURS IN SPORT, TOMMO." READ IT AND WEEP YOU LOT. TOMO ADMITTED I WAS THE WINNER, THE CHAMP, THE KING OF FEN, FIELD AND ROAD AND WEARING HUGE HATS. I THINK I HAVE PROOVED WHAT I SET OUT TO AND CAN NOW DRAW A LINE UNDER THIS.I AM THE BEST. AND MODEST. AND RICH. Quote Link to post
Tiff 36 Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 (edited) honestly though, what did everyone really expect to happen? I was HOPING that he would come on and tell his side, which MAYBE was valid.... but from all reports, Mark Brick is a jacker. period. Edited April 1, 2009 by His Wife Quote Link to post
Simoman 110 Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 I THINK YOU PROOVED YOUR POINT AND SHOWED THEM AND THE REST OF THE MEMPHIS'S UP TOO Every time I read about "Memphis" I laugh so hard a little bit of wee escapes............priceless Quote Link to post
inan 841 Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 (edited) yes LDR, get the story of bruce wrote and i will bang it in the next publication.........JD... Make sure you get it down in ink about LDR-BRUCE doing the buisness so well that mb jacked so its there in black and white for a long long time for all to see as we know mb loves a good book lol Thirty pages and still going strong, this story will run and run, and we have yet to hear the loser's side of the story! Edited April 1, 2009 by inan Quote Link to post
Mark Fat Jacker 0 Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 yes LDR, get the story of bruce wrote and i will bang it in the next publication.........JD... Make sure you get it down in ink about LDR-BRUCE doing the buisness so well that mb jacked so its there in black and white for a long long time for all to see as we know mb loves a good book lol I WILL PUT YOU AND DARCEY THE NONCE DOWN IN A MINUTE, AND I DONT MEAN IN INK. I MEAN ON THE CANVAS. OOHHH, IF I COULD GET YOUR TWO IN THE RING I WOULD MARMALISE YOU BOTH. I HAVE BEEN A CAREER MAN ALL MY LIFE BUT DONT THINK IM NOT A BORN FIGHTER TOO, I AM. IM HARD. ROCK. SOLID. IN FACT, THERE WAS ONCE A SONG WROTE ABOUT ME CALLED "SOLID". I FOIT GYPO'S FOR SERIOUS MONEY BUT I HAVE STILL GOT THE LOOKS TOO IM SUCH A GOOD FIST FIGHTER. IM BUILT LIKE A WEEBLE AND YOU CAN'T KNOCK ME DOWN. MY RESTING PLACE IN ON A PEDESTAL AND THATS WHERE I WILL STAY COZ I AM THE KING OF THE FEN AND ROAD AND FIELD AND MARSH AND MONEY. I DONT NEED NO ONE, ONLY MY BEST MATE TO CARRY MY TISSUES IN CASE MY EYES START WATERING. DONT CROSS ME. OR YOU WILL PAY. Quote Link to post
littlefish 574 Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 I THINK YOU PROOVED YOUR POINT AND SHOWED THEM AND THE REST OF THE MEMPHIS'S UP TOO Every time I read about "Memphis" I laugh so hard a little bit of wee escapes............priceless What's all this about Memphis? Is there an Elvis connection? Was he there at the final too? Quote Link to post
Foxgun Tom 75 Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 You've made the big time now LDR JD's offering you a book deal heard Max Clifford's phoned you up for a film deal as Hollywood's been in touch. and OK magazine want to do a rags to riches story on the wee dog!! The highlight for you must be a chance to be interviewed on GMTV with Lorraine Kelly the whole nations gripped with Brucie fever, The jacker seems to be as popular as that banker with the big pension Tom Quote Link to post
Guest Magwitch Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 The jacker seems to be as popular as that banker with the big pension Tom Well I liked him he had a cheeky grin................ Quote Link to post
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