slip,course,kill 0 Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 you better train cuz ill beat you for 3 hours solid who u beat up appleby then, if u live in cornmall u must no pat matthews I AM TOO MODEST TO MENTION NAMES. ALL I WILL SAY IS THAT I AM THE KING AND I WILL WIN . CALL ME THE MARTINI KING, ANYTIME, ANYPLACE , ANYWHERE. IN FACT JUST ASK BIGDAVEY "BAD TO THE BONE" Mc ANDERTON. HE SAW ME KNOCK OUT 11 CHAMPIONS IN A ROW, THEN I WENT AND FOUGHT A HUGE MALE SILVERBACK GORRILLA AND KNOCKED IT CLEAN OUT WITH ONE PUNCH. I SENSED FEAR IN ITS EYES JUS LIKE I DID LAST NITE WHEN I WHIPPED THAT LONG DOGGER AND HIS MONGREL DOG THAT WAS TOO BIG TO CATCH RABBITS. I TOLD HIM BUT HE WOULDNT LISTEN. I THINK I HAVE PROVED MY POINT. mate give me a date were and when me and my ferm will meet u ur to fat to fight any way i fought loads of men the smiths gaskins francomes stanlys gormans u name them ive fought them so a big fat turd like u dont bother uss this sounds like fighting talk ill have £50 on fens fever any one up for that? Quote Link to post
Mark Fat Jacker 0 Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 you better train cuz ill beat you for 3 hours solid who u beat up appleby then, if u live in cornmall u must no pat matthews I AM TOO MODEST TO MENTION NAMES. ALL I WILL SAY IS THAT I AM THE KING AND I WILL WIN . CALL ME THE MARTINI KING, ANYTIME, ANYPLACE , ANYWHERE. IN FACT JUST ASK BIGDAVEY "BAD TO THE BONE" Mc ANDERTON. HE SAW ME KNOCK OUT 11 CHAMPIONS IN A ROW, THEN I WENT AND FOUGHT A HUGE MALE SILVERBACK GORRILLA AND KNOCKED IT CLEAN OUT WITH ONE PUNCH. I SENSED FEAR IN ITS EYES JUS LIKE I DID LAST NITE WHEN I WHIPPED THAT LONG DOGGER AND HIS MONGREL DOG THAT WAS TOO BIG TO CATCH RABBITS. I TOLD HIM BUT HE WOULDNT LISTEN. I THINK I HAVE PROVED MY POINT. mate give me a date were and when me and my ferm will meet u ur to fat to fight any way i fought loads of men the smiths gaskins francomes stanlys gormans u name them ive fought them so a big fat turd like u dont bother uss I THINK I HAVE PROVED MY POINT. BRING 200K AND I WILL FIGHT YOU, BUT ITS GOT TO BE THE OLD FASHIONED WAY, THE WAY IT WAS BACK IN THE OLD COUNTRY WHEN MEN WERE MEN. TO GIVE YOU A CHANCE I WILL TAPE UP MY RIGHT HAND UP THE CRACK OF MY VOLUMPTUOUS ARSE CLEAVAGE AND GIVE YOU A CHANCE. I HAVE NEVER FOUGHT SOUTH-PAW, BUT I KNOW I WILL BEAT YOU EVEN IF I DO SWITCH FOR THE FIRST TIME. YOU GO AND SEE MAD JOCK "STAB-FRENZY" McHAGGIS, HE WILL TELL YOU HOW ROCK I AM AND HOW GOOD MY DOGS ARE AND HOW BIG MY HOUSE IS AND HOW MODEST I AM. I ONLY HOPE YOU LIKE HOSPITIAL FOOD.AND DONT FORGET MY 200K. Quote Link to post
slip,course,kill 0 Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 you better train cuz ill beat you for 3 hours solid who u beat up appleby then, if u live in cornmall u must no pat matthews I AM TOO MODEST TO MENTION NAMES. ALL I WILL SAY IS THAT I AM THE KING AND I WILL WIN . CALL ME THE MARTINI KING, ANYTIME, ANYPLACE , ANYWHERE. IN FACT JUST ASK BIGDAVEY "BAD TO THE BONE" Mc ANDERTON. HE SAW ME KNOCK OUT 11 CHAMPIONS IN A ROW, THEN I WENT AND FOUGHT A HUGE MALE SILVERBACK GORRILLA AND KNOCKED IT CLEAN OUT WITH ONE PUNCH. I SENSED FEAR IN ITS EYES JUS LIKE I DID LAST NITE WHEN I WHIPPED THAT LONG DOGGER AND HIS MONGREL DOG THAT WAS TOO BIG TO CATCH RABBITS. I TOLD HIM BUT HE WOULDNT LISTEN. I THINK I HAVE PROVED MY POINT. mate give me a date were and when me and my ferm will meet u ur to fat to fight any way i fought loads of men the smiths gaskins francomes stanlys gormans u name them ive fought them so a big fat turd like u dont bother uss I THINK I HAVE PROVED MY POINT. BRING 200K AND I WILL FIGHT YOU, BUT ITS GOT TO BE THE OLD FASHIONED WAY, THE WAY IT WAS BACK IN THE OLD COUNTRY WHEN MEN WERE MEN. TO GIVE YOU A CHANCE I WILL TAPE UP MY RIGHT HAND UP THE CRACK OF MY VOLUMPTUOUS ARSE CLEAVAGE AND GIVE YOU A CHANCE. I HAVE NEVER FOUGHT SOUTH-PAW, BUT I KNOW I WILL BEAT YOU EVEN IF I DO SWITCH FOR THE FIRST TIME. YOU GO AND SEE MAD JOCK "STAB-FRENZY" McHAGGIS, HE WILL TELL YOU HOW ROCK I AM AND HOW GOOD MY DOGS ARE AND HOW BIG MY HOUSE IS AND HOW MODEST I AM. I ONLY HOPE YOU LIKE HOSPITIAL FOOD.AND DONT FORGET MY 200K. only 200k why not bet you BIG house and 500k and your jacker of a dog Quote Link to post
Guest Hedgestopper Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 If you wanna speak to Mark here http://xat.com/vermin Quote Link to post
Penda 3,341 Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 Well done LDR fairplay to yah mate that mark brick was a joker i have never heard [NO TEXT TALK] waffle on and big up his own dog as much as that prat did Quote Link to post
slip,course,kill 0 Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 If you wanna speak to Mark here http://xat.com/vermin hes a self made millionair he said thats never done a days work in his life that sounds like a doser to me Quote Link to post
mikeyboy 7 Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 well done ldr and bruce. shame it wasnt ran to the end. sounds like you won it fair and square. shame someone had to ruin it for you atb mike Quote Link to post
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 I GOT A TEXT SAYING THE OTHER DOG BACK HOME HAD ESCAPED FROM THE KENNEL AND WAS FOUND SOME TIME LATER HOLDING FAST TO A BLACK RHINO THAT HAD ESCAPED FROM THE WILDLIFE PARK. NOW NORMALLY I WOUDLTN BE BOTHERED BUT THE BITCH HAD SPLIT HER PAD AND THAT RHINO WAS CERTAINLY THE MOST DANGEROUS ONE IN THE COUNTRY SO I HAD TO LEAVE, AND I GOT SOEM GRIT IN MY EYE. GRIT IN BOTH MY EYES. THATS WHY THEY WAS WATERING. SO YOU LOT CAN GO SWIVEL. I AM THE BEST, I CANT BE BEAT AND I WONT BE BEAT. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to post
Guest buster321c Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 Congrats LDR Quote Link to post
Guest SJM Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 Love that T shirt Hope this thread stays open for all eternity and is never locked. Not a harpie in sight ahhhhh what bliss Quote Link to post
tote 854 Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 Well done LDR and Bruce. Quote Link to post
J Darcy 5,871 Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 This has got to be the most mental thread ever!!!!....I would like to know if there was a video made of the night and if so, where is it . Surely this thread will end up the longest in history! All i ask is that lads, from all parties, please keep the threats out of this as threats are not what this site is all about. Many Thanks..JD Quote Link to post
lamp+battery 98 Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 who ever is tryin to be markjacker he is fekin funny hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you are a proper clown, bet you won the bigest w****r as well as the best s**t talker in the world to hahahahaha o and the best cry baby lol fekin class keepit upthis is better than corrie this lamp Quote Link to post
Malt 379 Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 I don't know what's funnier, the guy pretending to be the Brick, or the two taking it seriously & offering him out! Quote Link to post
scent 509 Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 63 users reading fook me pink with a white wash brush this is better then the soaps Quote Link to post
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