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eyup pal you pulse would be be going millan a second on a two pound pork chop :clapper::clapper::clapper::clapper::clapper::clapper: WELL DONE LDR :toast::toast:

PORK F#CKIN CHOP. I CAN EAT THEM ALL DAY MATE IF I WANT TO. I WILL HAVE YOU AN EATING COMPETITION ANYTIME. YEAH. 5 GRAND, NO, HOLD ON 15 GRAND WINNER TAKES ALL. I WILL SHOW YOU. YES I AM THE KING OF FEN AND FIELD AND DINNER TABLE. YOU ARE MY MEPHSIS. AND YOU WILL PAY.

if i was you mate take the bet cuz if hes anythink like his dog is then u will win you f*****g c**t ill take you on at anything even fighting your not the best fighter you muppet ill fight you for your bank ballance at appleby horse fair

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eyup pal you pulse would be be going millan a second on a two pound pork chop :clapper::clapper::clapper::clapper::clapper::clapper: WELL DONE LDR :toast::toast:

PORK F#CKIN CHOP. I CAN EAT THEM ALL DAY MATE IF I WANT TO. I WILL HAVE YOU AN EATING COMPETITION ANYTIME. YEAH. 5 GRAND, NO, HOLD ON 15 GRAND WINNER TAKES ALL. I WILL SHOW YOU. YES I AM THE KING OF FEN AND FIELD AND DINNER TABLE. YOU ARE MY MEPHSIS. AND YOU WILL PAY.

if i was you mate take the bet cuz if hes anythink like his dog is then u will win you f*****g c**t ill take you on at anything even fighting your not the best fighter you muppet ill fight you for your bank ballance at appleby horse fair

and as for money i use fifty pound notes for toilet tissue
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If This Really Is You, You Should Give Up Your Day Job Of Been a First Class W****r And Try And Get a Job At Unlce Sams American Circus, Im Sure You Would Fit In Perfect There You Joker! :rofl:

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YOU GETTIN A BIT CHEEKY SONNY. I WILL LET YOU INTO A LITTLE SECRET, I USED TO BOUNCE ON THE DOORS ROUND HERE AND I KNOW MY WAY AROUND A BOXIGN RING TOO. IN FACT, YOU COULD SAY I RETIRED DUE TO THE FACT I HAD TO TRAVEL THE WORLD MAKING SHIT-LOADS OF MONEY. MORE THAN YOU. OR ANYONE ON HERE. OTHERWISE I WOULD HAVE BEEN ENGLISH CHAMPION OF BARE-KNUCKLE AND WRESTLING. I WAS TIPPED TO BE THE NEXT MARCIANO AND TYSON ONCE CALLED ME HIS MEPHSIS WHEN HE FLEW OVER TO WATCH PULL 3 WATER BUFFALO THAT HAD ESCAPED OUT OF A LOCAL ZOO. I FOUND OUT LATER THAT THEY ARE THE BIGGEST EVER TO BE TAKEN BY A DOG SINGLE HANDED. BUT I WASNT SURPRISED AS SHE IS THE BEST I HAVE EVER SEEN ON FEN OR FIELD.THE FASTEST TOO.SHE BEAT THEM ALL. OUTRAN A PURE SALUKI ON THE FENS, SHE LASTED 12 MINUTES SOLID COURSING UNTIL SHE KILLED THE HARE (PRE-BAN) THEN SHE WAS MATCHED INTO A STRAIGHT PIT THAT WAS A GRAND CHAMPION. SHE BLEW STRAIGHT THROUGH HIM SO WE LET HER HAVE ANOTHER. SAME RESULT. THEN I DECIDED TO TRY HER AT THE GREYHOUND TRACKS WHERE SHE WON EVERYTHING. I DONT LIKE TO TELL ANYONE THIS AS I AM JUST AN ORDINARY MODEST BLOKE, BUT I HAVE GOT TO DEFEND MYSELF FROM VICIOUS RUMOURS. I DIDNT JACK AND STORM OFF LIKE A LITTLE PANSY CRYING AS I LOST MY TEDDY, NO WHAT YOU LOT DONT NO IS THE TRUTH. THE REAL TRUTH. I GOT A TEXT SAYING THE OTHER DOG BACK HOME HAD ESCAPED FROM THE KENNEL AND WAS FOUND SOME TIME LATER HOLDING FAST TO A BLACK RHINO THAT HAD ESCAPED FROM THE WILDLIFE PARK. NOW NORMALLY I WOUDLTN BE BOTHERED BUT THE BITCH HAD SPLIT HER PAD AND THAT RHINO WAS CERTAINLY THE MOST DANGEROUS ONE IN THE COUNTRY SO I HAD TO LEAVE, AND I GOT SOEM GRIT IN MY EYE. GRIT IN BOTH MY EYES. THATS WHY THEY WAS WATERING. SO YOU LOT CAN GO SWIVEL. I AM THE BEST, I CANT BE BEAT AND I WONT BE BEAT.

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If This Really Is You, You Should Give Up Your Day Job Of Been a First Class W****r And Try And Get a Job At Unlce Sams American Circus, Im Sure You Would Fit In Perfect There You Joker! :rofl:

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YOU GETTIN A BIT CHEEKY SONNY. I WILL LET YOU INTO A LITTLE SECRET, I USED TO BOUNCE ON THE DOORS ROUND HERE AND I KNOW MY WAY AROUND A BOXIGN RING TOO. IN FACT, YOU COULD SAY I RETIRED DUE TO THE FACT I HAD TO TRAVEL THE WORLD MAKING SHIT-LOADS OF MONEY. MORE THAN YOU. OR ANYONE ON HERE. OTHERWISE I WOULD HAVE BEEN ENGLISH CHAMPION OF BARE-KNUCKLE AND WRESTLING. I WAS TIPPED TO BE THE NEXT MARCIANO AND TYSON ONCE CALLED ME HIS MEPHSIS WHEN HE FLEW OVER TO WATCH PULL 3 WATER BUFFALO THAT HAD ESCAPED OUT OF A LOCAL ZOO. I FOUND OUT LATER THAT THEY ARE THE BIGGEST EVER TO BE TAKEN BY A DOG SINGLE HANDED. BUT I WASNT SURPRISED AS SHE IS THE BEST I HAVE EVER SEEN ON FEN OR FIELD.THE FASTEST TOO.SHE BEAT THEM ALL. OUTRAN A PURE SALUKI ON THE FENS, SHE LASTED 12 MINUTES SOLID COURSING UNTIL SHE KILLED THE HARE (PRE-BAN) THEN SHE WAS MATCHED INTO A STRAIGHT PIT THAT WAS A GRAND CHAMPION. SHE BLEW STRAIGHT THROUGH HIM SO WE LET HER HAVE ANOTHER. SAME RESULT. THEN I DECIDED TO TRY HER AT THE GREYHOUND TRACKS WHERE SHE WON EVERYTHING. I DONT LIKE TO TELL ANYONE THIS AS I AM JUST AN ORDINARY MODEST BLOKE, BUT I HAVE GOT TO DEFEND MYSELF FROM VICIOUS RUMOURS. I DIDNT JACK AND STORM OFF LIKE A LITTLE PANSY CRYING AS I LOST MY TEDDY, NO WHAT YOU LOT DONT NO IS THE TRUTH. THE REAL TRUTH. I GOT A TEXT SAYING THE OTHER DOG BACK HOME HAD ESCAPED FROM THE KENNEL AND WAS FOUND SOME TIME LATER HOLDING FAST TO A BLACK RHINO THAT HAD ESCAPED FROM THE WILDLIFE PARK. NOW NORMALLY I WOUDLTN BE BOTHERED BUT THE BITCH HAD SPLIT HER PAD AND THAT RHINO WAS CERTAINLY THE MOST DANGEROUS ONE IN THE COUNTRY SO I HAD TO LEAVE, AND I GOT SOEM GRIT IN MY EYE. GRIT IN BOTH MY EYES. THATS WHY THEY WAS WATERING. SO YOU LOT CAN GO SWIVEL. I AM THE BEST, I CANT BE BEAT AND I WONT BE BEAT.

for get the dogs im bare nuckle champ of the gypsys like i said lets set a date for it you better get in training i train 5 times a day for men like you.

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eyup pal you pulse would be be going millan a second on a two pound pork chop :clapper::clapper::clapper::clapper::clapper::clapper: WELL DONE LDR :toast::toast:

PORK F#CKIN CHOP. I CAN EAT THEM ALL DAY MATE IF I WANT TO. I WILL HAVE YOU AN EATING COMPETITION ANYTIME. YEAH. 5 GRAND, NO, HOLD ON 15 GRAND WINNER TAKES ALL. I WILL SHOW YOU. YES I AM THE KING OF FEN AND FIELD AND DINNER TABLE. YOU ARE MY MEPHSIS. AND YOU WILL PAY.

if i was you mate take the bet cuz if hes anythink like his dog is then u will win you f*****g c**t ill take you on at anything even fighting your not the best fighter you muppet ill fight you for your bank ballance at appleby horse fair

YEAH. BIG MAN NOW ARE YOU. RIGHT MEET ME IN ONE HOUR AND I WILL KNOCK SEVEN SHADES OUT OF YOU.

I WILL BE BRINGING MY FRIEND PURELY AS A TRAVELLING COMPANION.

 

DONT TELL ME ABOUT APPELBY YOU DOUCH-BAG! I MADE MYSELF A MILLIONAIRE SELLING THE BEST HORSES EVER SEEN UP THERE. THEY WERE THE BEST TROTTERS. IT WAS YEARS AGO NOW BUT I AM RESPECTED UP THERE. THEY CALL ME KING OF THE GYPSIES. BUT NOT JUST BECUASE I HAD THE BEST HORSES AND THE BEST CARAVAN AND THE BEST DOGS AND THE BEST HAIRCUT AND THE MOST MONEY AND THE BEST JOB AND THE BEST CAR AND THE BEST MULES AND THE BEST ROSSETTE COLLECTION AND THE BEST EVERYTHING. IT WAS NOT JUST THAT IT WAS ALLSO THAT I FOUGHT THEM ALL AND WON FAIR AND SQUARE, JUST LIKE I DID LAST NIGHT. I AM THE TOP OF THE TREE.JEALOUSLY WILL GET YOU NO WHERE.

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for get the dogs im bare nuckle champ of the gypsys like i said lets set a date for it you better get in training i train 5 times a day for men like you.

 

I DONT NEED TO TRAIN. I WILL LET MY DOGS AND MY FISTS AND MY LARGE BANK BALANCE AND MY BIG HOUSE AND MY BIG CAR DO THE TALKING. U WONT NO WATS HIT YOU SONNY. I USSED TO TRANE WITH ALL THE HARD MEN IN BRITAIN, IN FACT, IF TRUTH ME KNOWNN I WAS THE HARDEST OUT OFF THEM ALL.EASILY. BUT I DONT WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. IM JUST AN AVERAGE , MODEST MAN.

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eyup pal you pulse would be be going millan a second on a two pound pork chop :clapper::clapper::clapper::clapper::clapper::clapper: WELL DONE LDR :toast::toast:

PORK F#CKIN CHOP. I CAN EAT THEM ALL DAY MATE IF I WANT TO. I WILL HAVE YOU AN EATING COMPETITION ANYTIME. YEAH. 5 GRAND, NO, HOLD ON 15 GRAND WINNER TAKES ALL. I WILL SHOW YOU. YES I AM THE KING OF FEN AND FIELD AND DINNER TABLE. YOU ARE MY MEPHSIS. AND YOU WILL PAY.

if i was you mate take the bet cuz if hes anythink like his dog is then u will win you f*****g c**t ill take you on at anything even fighting your not the best fighter you muppet ill fight you for your bank ballance at appleby horse fair

and as for money i use fifty pound notes for toilet tissue

Throw some £50's my way FF ,I don't mind if they have been used!

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you better train cuz ill beat you for 3 hours solid who u beat up appleby then, if u live in cornmall u must no pat matthews

I AM TOO MODEST TO MENTION NAMES. ALL I WILL SAY IS THAT I AM THE KING AND I WILL WIN . CALL ME THE MARTINI KING, ANYTIME, ANYPLACE , ANYWHERE.

 

IN FACT JUST ASK BIGDAVEY "BAD TO THE BONE" Mc ANDERTON. HE SAW ME KNOCK OUT 11 CHAMPIONS IN A ROW, THEN I WENT AND FOUGHT A HUGE MALE SILVERBACK GORRILLA AND KNOCKED IT CLEAN OUT WITH ONE PUNCH. I SENSED FEAR IN ITS EYES JUS LIKE I DID LAST NITE WHEN I WHIPPED THAT LONG DOGGER AND HIS MONGREL DOG THAT WAS TOO BIG TO CATCH RABBITS. I TOLD HIM BUT HE WOULDNT LISTEN. I THINK I HAVE PROVED MY POINT.

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you better train cuz ill beat you for 3 hours solid who u beat up appleby then, if u live in cornmall u must no pat matthews

I AM TOO MODEST TO MENTION NAMES. ALL I WILL SAY IS THAT I AM THE KING AND I WILL WIN . CALL ME THE MARTINI KING, ANYTIME, ANYPLACE , ANYWHERE.

 

IN FACT JUST ASK BIGDAVEY "BAD TO THE BONE" Mc ANDERTON. HE SAW ME KNOCK OUT 11 CHAMPIONS IN A ROW, THEN I WENT AND FOUGHT A HUGE MALE SILVERBACK GORRILLA AND KNOCKED IT CLEAN OUT WITH ONE PUNCH. I SENSED FEAR IN ITS EYES JUS LIKE I DID LAST NITE WHEN I WHIPPED THAT LONG DOGGER AND HIS MONGREL DOG THAT WAS TOO BIG TO CATCH RABBITS. I TOLD HIM BUT HE WOULDNT LISTEN. I THINK I HAVE PROVED MY POINT.

mate give me a date were and when me and my ferm will meet u ur to fat to fight any way i fought loads of men the smiths gaskins francomes stanlys gormans u name them ive fought them so a big fat turd like u dont bother uss

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you better train cuz ill beat you for 3 hours solid who u beat up appleby then, if u live in cornmall u must no pat matthews

THEN I WENT AND FOUGHT A HUGE MALE SILVERBACK GORRILLA AND KNOCKED IT CLEAN OUT WITH ONE PUNCH. I SENSED FEAR IN ITS EYES

chinchillas arnt silverback gorrillas pal , put thi glasses on but take em off before some one smashes em , and a guess you bought rocking hourse shit off EBAY aswell

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