LDR 29 Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 You've made the big time now LDR JD's offering you a book deal heard Max Clifford's phoned you up for a film deal as Hollywood's been in touch. and OK magazine want to do a rags to riches story on the wee dog!! The highlight for you must be a chance to be interviewed on GMTV with Lorraine Kelly the whole nations gripped with Brucie fever, The jacker seems to be as popular as that banker with the big pension Tom Quote Link to post
Mark Fat Jacker 0 Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 OY! YOU SCOTCH WEASLE, WHO ASKED YOU? YOU DONT COUNT AS YOU NOT GOT A DOG, AND IF YOU HAD IT WOULDNT BE AS GOOD AS MINE. AND YOU ONLY GOT A COUPLE OF BADGES ON YOUR HAT AND I GOT HUNDREDS. I GOT ABOUT 56,000 BADGES ON MY HAT. AND MY HAT IS BIGGER THAN YOURS. ALOT BIGGER. AND SO ARE MY UNDERPANTS TOO. THEY ARE VERY VERY BIG AND SPACIOUS. I TAKE CARE OF MY BODY AND GO TO THE GYM 4 TIMES A DAY TO KEEP MYSELF RIPPED. I AM A WRESTLER SO DONT MESS WITH ME. I WILL TAKE ON ALL COMERS IN MONEY MATCHES, FIGHTS TO THE DEATH. I WILL BE THE LAST MAN STANDING,. JUST LIKE I WAS THE OTHER NIGHT WHEN THE OTHERS JACKED! LONG DOGGER WANTED TO GO HOME TO PLAY BINGO. HE IS NOT A DOG MAN. I AM. I AM THE BEST DOG MAN. AND MY BESSI MATE IS SECOND BEST. AND IM NOT SCOTTISH. IM MORE ENGLISH THAN YOU WILL EVER BE. MORE ENGLISH THAN MOST ON HERE. IN FACT I AM THE MOST ENGLISH PERSON I EVER SEEN OR MET. AND THE HARDEST. AND MY HAT IS THE BIGGEST AND MY HOUSE IS TOO. IM MODEST BUT I THINK I NEED TO DEFEND MYSELF BY JUST SAYING IM A SELF MADE MODEST MILLIONAIRE WITH THE BIGGEST HOUSE, THE BEST DOGS, WITH BEST FEET AND BEST MOUTHS AND BEST COATS AND HAVE WON MORE ROSETTES THAN ANYONE, EVER, IN THE WORLD AND THEY HAVE CAUGHT MORE PLASTIC BAGS TOO AND MY CAR IS BIGGER. AND MY LANDY IS THE BEST AND SO IS MY AMOUNT OF HOLIDAY COTTAGES. AND MY CAR AND MY HOUSE IS MASSIVE AND I THINK I HAVE PROOVED MYSELF AS I TRAVELLED MORE THAN EVERYONE ELSE AND I ALWAYS WILL DO. IAM THE BEST AND SO IT KAT. SHE AND I CANNOT BE BEAT SO DONT TRY. I AM THE WINNER. THE TOTAL WINNER AND I CANNOT EVER BE KNOCKED OFF MY NUMBER ONE SPOT. I THINK I HAVE PROOVED THIS TO YOU ALL NOW, SO THERE. Quote Link to post
chartpolski 22,647 Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 You've made the big time now LDR JD's offering you a book deal heard Max Clifford's phoned you up for a film deal as Hollywood's been in touch. and OK magazine want to do a rags to riches story on the wee dog!! The highlight for you must be a chance to be interviewed on GMTV with Lorraine Kelly the whole nations gripped with Brucie fever, The jacker seems to be as popular as that banker with the big pension Tom Bruce IS NOT a "wee"dog !! He's a horse, according to MB, and far to big to catch rabbits !! And, for gods sake, don't let LDR near Lorraine Kelly !!! It would be pay per veiw, not Morning Telly !! LOL !! Cheers. Quote Link to post
Foxgun Tom 75 Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 (edited) Got two dogs German Shorthaired Pointer bitches As usual yer talkin pish!! but hilarious keep up the good work Tom Ps: I've got 58.000 badges and a bigger heid " Nah, nah nah nah nana!!!!!!!!!!! Pps: your a big bairn and couldnae fight sleep one good Glasgow kiss and you'ld be out like a light OY! YOU SCOTCH WEASLE, WHO ASKED YOU? YOU DONT COUNT AS YOU NOT GOT A DOG, AND IF YOU HAD IT WOULDNT BE AS GOOD AS MINE. AND YOU ONLY GOT A COUPLE OF BADGES ON YOUR HAT AND I GOT HUNDREDS. I GOT ABOUT 56,000 BADGES ON MY HAT. AND MY HAT IS BIGGER THAN YOURS. ALOT BIGGER. AND SO ARE MY UNDERPANTS TOO. THEY ARE VERY VERY BIG AND SPACIOUS. I TAKE CARE OF MY BODY AND GO TO THE GYM 4 TIMES A DAY TO KEEP MYSELF RIPPED. I AM A WRESTLER SO DONT MESS WITH ME. I WILL TAKE ON ALL COMERS IN MONEY MATCHES, FIGHTS TO THE DEATH. I WILL BE THE LAST MAN STANDING,. JUST LIKE I WAS THE OTHER NIGHT WHEN THE OTHERS JACKED!LONG DOGGER WANTED TO GO HOME TO PLAY BINGO. HE IS NOT A DOG MAN. I AM. I AM THE BEST DOG MAN. AND MY BESSI MATE IS SECOND BEST. AND IM NOT SCOTTISH. IM MORE ENGLISH THAN YOU WILL EVER BE. MORE ENGLISH THAN MOST ON HERE. IN FACT I AM THE MOST ENGLISH PERSON I EVER SEEN OR MET. AND THE HARDEST. AND MY HAT IS THE BIGGEST AND MY HOUSE IS TOO. IM MODEST BUT I THINK I NEED TO DEFEND MYSELF BY JUST SAYING IM A SELF MADE MODEST MILLIONAIRE WITH THE BIGGEST HOUSE, THE BEST DOGS, WITH BEST FEET AND BEST MOUTHS AND BEST COATS AND HAVE WON MORE ROSETTES THAN ANYONE, EVER, IN THE WORLD AND THEY HAVE CAUGHT MORE PLASTIC BAGS TOO AND MY CAR IS BIGGER. AND MY LANDY IS THE BEST AND SO IS MY AMOUNT OF HOLIDAY COTTAGES. AND MY CAR AND MY HOUSE IS MASSIVE AND I THINK I HAVE PROOVED MYSELF AS I TRAVELLED MORE THAN EVERYONE ELSE AND I ALWAYS WILL DO. IAM THE BEST AND SO IT KAT. SHE AND I CANNOT BE BEAT SO DONT TRY. I AM THE WINNER. THE TOTAL WINNER AND I CANNOT EVER BE KNOCKED OFF MY NUMBER ONE SPOT. I THINK I HAVE PROOVED THIS TO YOU ALL NOW, SO THERE. Edited April 1, 2009 by Foxgun Tom Quote Link to post
mandrake 0 Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 (edited) OY! YOU SCOTCH WEASLE, WHO ASKED YOU? YOU DONT COUNT AS YOU NOT GOT A DOG, AND IF YOU HAD IT WOULDNT BE AS GOOD AS MINE. AND YOU ONLY GOT A COUPLE OF BADGES ON YOUR HAT AND I GOT HUNDREDS. I GOT ABOUT 56,000 BADGES ON MY HAT. AND MY HAT IS BIGGER THAN YOURS. ALOT BIGGER. AND SO ARE MY UNDERPANTS TOO. THEY ARE VERY VERY BIG AND SPACIOUS. I TAKE CARE OF MY BODY AND GO TO THE GYM 4 TIMES A DAY TO KEEP MYSELF RIPPED. I AM A WRESTLER SO DONT MESS WITH ME. I WILL TAKE ON ALL COMERS IN MONEY MATCHES, FIGHTS TO THE DEATH. I WILL BE THE LAST MAN STANDING,. JUST LIKE I WAS THE OTHER NIGHT WHEN THE OTHERS JACKED!LONG DOGGER WANTED TO GO HOME TO PLAY BINGO. HE IS NOT A DOG MAN. I AM. I AM THE BEST DOG MAN. AND MY BESSI MATE IS SECOND BEST. AND IM NOT SCOTTISH. IM MORE ENGLISH THAN YOU WILL EVER BE. MORE ENGLISH THAN MOST ON HERE. IN FACT I AM THE MOST ENGLISH PERSON I EVER SEEN OR MET. AND THE HARDEST. AND MY HAT IS THE BIGGEST AND MY HOUSE IS TOO. IM MODEST BUT I THINK I NEED TO DEFEND MYSELF BY JUST SAYING IM A SELF MADE MODEST MILLIONAIRE WITH THE BIGGEST HOUSE, THE BEST DOGS, WITH BEST FEET AND BEST MOUTHS AND BEST COATS AND HAVE WON MORE ROSETTES THAN ANYONE, EVER, IN THE WORLD AND THEY HAVE CAUGHT MORE PLASTIC BAGS TOO AND MY CAR IS BIGGER. AND MY LANDY IS THE BEST AND SO IS MY AMOUNT OF HOLIDAY COTTAGES. AND MY CAR AND MY HOUSE IS MASSIVE AND I THINK I HAVE PROOVED MYSELF AS I TRAVELLED MORE THAN EVERYONE ELSE AND I ALWAYS WILL DO. IAM THE BEST AND SO IT KAT. SHE AND I CANNOT BE BEAT SO DONT TRY. I AM THE WINNER. THE TOTAL WINNER AND I CANNOT EVER BE KNOCKED OFF MY NUMBER ONE SPOT. I THINK I HAVE PROOVED THIS TO YOU ALL NOW, SO THERE. Why are you shouting all of the time? Is this a touch of small male appendage syndrome. I feel the man does protest too much. Edited April 1, 2009 by mandrake Quote Link to post
FenMaster 2 Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 at last the harpies have appeared :clapper: :clapper: Quote Link to post
spiderpig 39 Posted April 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 fuuckme thats a funny read, Quote Link to post
mandrake 0 Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 at last the harpies have appeared :clapper: :clapper: Perhaps you might qualify what you mean by 'harpie' ...? Quote Link to post
FenMaster 2 Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 (edited) at last the harpies have appeared :clapper: :clapper: Perhaps you might qualify what you mean by 'harpie' ...? (harpie) http://video.aol.com/video-detail/you-fat-...song/3799464566 Edited April 1, 2009 by FenMaster Quote Link to post
mandrake 0 Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 at last the harpies have appeared :clapper: :clapper: Perhaps you might qualify what you mean by 'harpie' ...? (harpie) http://video.aol.com/video-detail/you-fat-...song/3799464566 New to this, you will have to help me out a bit with words of your own Quote Link to post
Kay 3,709 Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 yes LDR, get the story of bruce wrote and i will bang it in the next publication.........JD... Make sure you get it down in ink about LDR-BRUCE doing the buisness so well that mb jacked so its there in black and white for a long long time for all to see as we know mb loves a good book lol I WILL PUT YOU AND DARCEY THE NONCE DOWN IN A MINUTE, AND I DONT MEAN IN INK. I MEAN ON THE CANVAS. OOHHH, IF I COULD GET YOUR TWO IN THE RING I WOULD MARMALISE YOU BOTH. I HAVE BEEN A CAREER MAN ALL MY LIFE BUT DONT THINK IM NOT A BORN FIGHTER TOO, I AM. IM HARD. ROCK. SOLID. IN FACT, THERE WAS ONCE A SONG WROTE ABOUT ME CALLED "SOLID". I FOIT GYPO'S FOR SERIOUS MONEY BUT I HAVE STILL GOT THE LOOKS TOO IM SUCH A GOOD FIST FIGHTER. IM BUILT LIKE A WEEBLE AND YOU CAN'T KNOCK ME DOWN. MY RESTING PLACE IN ON A PEDESTAL AND THATS WHERE I WILL STAY COZ I AM THE KING OF THE FEN AND ROAD AND FIELD AND MARSH AND MONEY. I DONT NEED NO ONE, ONLY MY BEST MATE TO CARRY MY TISSUES IN CASE MY EYES START WATERING. DONT CROSS ME. OR YOU WILL PAY. MARMALISE , What the hells that way funnier than that jbs clown Quote Link to post
mandrake 0 Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 I THINK YOU PROOVED YOUR POINT AND SHOWED THEM AND THE REST OF THE MEMPHIS'S UP TOO Every time I read about "Memphis" I laugh so hard a little bit of wee escapes............priceless What's all this about Memphis? Is there an Elvis connection? Was he there at the final too? I was wondering what this Memphis thing is all about ... does Mark B mean Nemesis, do you think? Quote Link to post
Malt 379 Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 I THINK YOU PROOVED YOUR POINT AND SHOWED THEM AND THE REST OF THE MEMPHIS'S UP TOO Every time I read about "Memphis" I laugh so hard a little bit of wee escapes............priceless What's all this about Memphis? Is there an Elvis connection? Was he there at the final too? In one of marks posts he once referred to someone as his 'memphis', meaning 'nemesis!' Quote Link to post
Halfinch 51 Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 at last the harpies have appeared :clapper: :clapper: Perhaps you might qualify what you mean by 'harpie' ...? Hi mark, so what's your take on the comp tonight? Quote Link to post
Tuzo 251 Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 I was wondering what this Memphis thing is all about ... does Mark B mean Nemesis, do you think? That was the general thought....... Quote Link to post
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