DatDoorce 0 Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 Hi! I just became a part of this forum here and I would love to be a part of it. I love contributing to the community. I can probably add some humour to start with. Here are some funny stories that I read somewhere. A patient comes to a Dentist with a tooth pain. Dentist : Two of you teeth are infected and we need to extract them. Patient: How much will it cost? Dentist: Seven hundred and fifty dollars for both. Patient: What? Seven hundred and fifty dollars for 10 minutes of work? Dentist: Well, if you like, I can pull them out slowly! Here is another one: Husband and wife have just left their home for camping. Wife: We should turn the car back! I forgot to turn off the gas stove and it might burn our appartment! Husband: It's okay, the apartment will not burn, I forgot to turn off the shower. The last one: A trial is in progress in the court room. Lawyer: Your Honour, if a person has 18 criminal records he is not a criminal. Judge: Then who is he? Lawyer: He is a Collector. Thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
barks 0 Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 WHAT THE HELL LOL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,522 Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BenBhoy 4,706 Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 (edited) erm.... guessing it's a canadian thing! heres one for ya datdoorce what do you call a man with no shins....?? Tony... Edited March 19, 2009 by BenBhoy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
robbo030576 0 Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 two women after a nite out stop of for a wee in a cemetry having no tissue 1 wipes herself with her knickers then throws them away the other uses a wreath from a grave the next day there husbands r in the pub 1 says think my wifes havin an affair she came home last nite with no knickers on the other says thats nothing mine came home with a card wedged in the cheeks of her bum saying you will be sadly missed from all the boys at the fire station Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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