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I am no way near my retirement from dishing out a few major five knuckle shuffles to any body who steals from my family and tries to intimidate me.

 

Is wanking really going to help? :D

 

:laugh::laugh::laugh: PMSL

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I am no way near my retirement from dishing out a few major five knuckle shuffles to any body who steals from my family and tries to intimidate me.

 

Is wanking really going to help? :D

 

 

:icon_eek::icon_eek: fooking hell, I didnt mean that :blink: .

 

Er..................... no dont spose it will, I think it will soften the skin on the knuckles to much, lol :good:

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I am no way near my retirement from dishing out a few major five knuckle shuffles to any body who steals from my family and tries to intimidate me.

 

Is wanking really going to help? :D

 

:D:D:D PMSL

Mind you, I find it dose wonders for my mental well being :D:tongue2:

JOEB

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I am no way near my retirement from dishing out a few major five knuckle shuffles to any body who steals from my family and tries to intimidate me.

 

Is wanking really going to help? :D

 

:D:D:D PMSL

Mind you, I find it dose wonders for my mental well being :D:tongue2:

JOEB

 

 

I suppose If I stood at the back gate with me bits dangling :icon_eek: then I expect they would think twice about jumping over the wall or entering my house :laugh::good::D

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:D Sometimes the old ways are still the best :good:

MOLL.

I've recently been in a situation where two drunken teenagers stole a car, and went for an early morning drive round, and then crashed their car into mine.

 

I woke up at 7:30AM to hear the wife crying as my totalled car was in the middle of the road, and two lads were fleeing the scene.

 

Police turned up and when they PNC'd the stolen car it came back as no registered keeper. Once that happened they were more concerned about removing the blockage than finding out who did it despite a description and a known suspect running from the car.

 

The car was worth a grand but the insurance have decided it's only worth £300. With the £250 excess on my policy I'll get a cheque for £50 and lose 2 years no claims for my troubles. We don't have alot of money so now we have no car and won't be doing so for the forseeable future.

 

My crime. Having a clean driving record and parking my car outside my house.

 

The good news is, I have a really good idea who did it.

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I completely understand how you are feeling Chris, a crap thing to happen.

MOLL.

 

 

When I get my new patt I am going to train it to hate Chavy clothing any pointers on how to do this? :icon_eek:

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the problem is drugs and just a yobish culture. when we go clubbing and theres a disagrement, its not one of them and one of us it ends up bout 30 of them and 5-6 of us! they all go round in groups just because they cant fight one to one. mind on new years eve there was 13 of us in a party when 27 boys froma nother skool decided to "gate crash". the onle gates they ended up crashing were the A + E!! legend of a nite

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I completely understand how you are feeling Chris, a crap thing to happen.

MOLL.

 

 

When I get my new patt I am going to train it to hate Chavy clothing any pointers on how to do this? :icon_eek:

:laugh::laugh:

What you asking me for....you calling me a chav :blink: .. :laugh::laugh:

MOLL.

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funnily enough, after posting in this yopic, my sister had a party last nite. When it was over and i asked sum boys to leave @ around 12 am they started giving me verbal, saying "we know her brother and if you carry on like this well fu*ck you up" - i dont like these kids anyway, and then they threaten me, and i happent o be "thr brother " anyway, and its my bar, but instead of losing it, there wass only "5" ov them, none of them is any problem i repeated my self and kept calm. But we live in a privbate lane where theres elderly people, so when they still congregated out side my house at 1am, i lost it , i walked out on to the lane expecting sum"fun" and when they seen me they all run off, maybe i should explain im a pretty big lad!, thought that wass the end ov it so i had a brew and waited up just in case, but the idiots came back again! so by this time i was pissed off, so i walked out quietly came down the lane from the entrance side and started shouting to scare them, it worked they all ran towards me, seen me and run off, i managed to catch one, and we had a talk.

 

the reason these boys are so disrespectful is theres no punishment, its a nanny state. When i was disscusing this with my old man this mornin, he said if it had happend in his day, an adult would have hammerd the little shits, these boys are 17/18 and they have no respect, its just the way they were brought up. So hopefully my converstaion with one ov them will stop this shit for good!

 

peace out

 

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I completely understand how you are feeling Chris, a crap thing to happen.

MOLL.

 

 

When I get my new patt I am going to train it to hate Chavy clothing any pointers on how to do this? :icon_eek:

:laugh::laugh:

What you asking me for....you calling me a chav :blink: .. :laugh::laugh:

MOLL.

 

No Molly honest, :icon_eek:

 

I thought you were going to get the belt out then or the slipper, shit myself. :icon_redface:

 

 

 

 

I agree JackW when I was 18 I had respect for elders and when I was 14 I was scared of the police and my dad if I got caught doing shit,

 

Now you get five years if caught putting the fear in them. :good: never did me any harm,even with two other brothers who dished it out just for fun :rolleyes:

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