wink hound 0 Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 (edited) it would appear that a hunting life moderator has been exposed recently as an "Animal Toucher" i was sent an anonymous email containing this picture and small press release statement....... A moderator from Britain's most popular hunting forum, The Hunting Life, has recently been snapped with some of four legged friend in what appears to be some sort of sex game. Young lambs watched on in horror as there mothers were forced to perform oral acts on the overweight computer hunter. All the sheep were of black origin, the police are using this information in a "hunny trap" type set up to catch the moderator in the act. the witness describes whispers of "every time i see ewe, ewe make my dingle tingle" and "fiddling with ewe is my favorite thing to do", all of this was of grave concern to Farmer, Mr Giles Edited February 27, 2009 by wink hound Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 They loved it and you know it. Also if I had taken a camera I could have photograped the ewe impaled on winky junior At least the dunking was a private affair Quote Link to post Share on other sites
andy s410c 61 Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 Does Mr X prefer the baa baa black sheep then WH??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 Does Mr X prefer the baa baa black sheep then WH??? Fleece colour is irrelavent, we were both consenting adults, don't listen to wink, he is THL's very own Deuce Bigalow Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MR TEA POT 1,287 Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 seems strange how his beard is the same colour as the sheeps fleece Quote Link to post Share on other sites
robsharpe 1 Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 camoflague the first line of fieldcraft to approach your quarry Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JPTfellterrier 65 Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 my god that made me laugh.....especially this bit "every time i see ewe, ewe make my dingle tingle" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ulverston moocher 60 Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 Velcro gloves and wellys all round aye lads Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mouse 282 Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 my god that made me laugh.....especially this bit "every time i see ewe, ewe make my dingle tingle" i would not let winkhound out on his own within 40 miles of a single sheep.the lad should of been born in wales. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
justin 2 Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 my god that made me laugh.....especially this bit "every time i see ewe, ewe make my dingle tingle" i would not let winkhound out on his own within 40 miles of a single sheep.the lad should of been born in wales. dont give him any ideas buddy, theres barely enough sheep to go round in our fine country...have you noticed that the older the sheep, the saltier the taste...........stick with the lamb.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bullterrier Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 the worst think about this i wouldn't be surprised to see this in the sun or the sport newspaper one morning Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 the worst think about this i wouldn't be surprised to see this in the sun or the sport newspaper one morning No, just wool fanciers weekly............... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
turtohunter 1 Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 dont give him any ideas buddy, theres barely enough sheep to go round in our fine country...have you noticed that the older the sheep, the saltier the taste...........stick with the lamb.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 I think we all prefer an experienced ewe, one whos been around the chop a time or too.......................A pair of handcuffs and a litre of mint sauce are the weapon of choice.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WILF Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 Blimey, I thought Shay was fat!! I bet he enjoyed getting frisked though Winkle huh Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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