miss lurcher bitch 319 Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 well done mate and do go on Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stealthy1 3,964 Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
xx-georgia-xx 15 Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 made me chuckle all them LOL! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kash 1 Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 what is long,hard and f**ks a woman?an iq test what paralyses a woman from the waist down? marriage how do you stop a woman from sucking you r c**k? marry the bitch why hasn't a woman ever walked on the moon? because it's never needed cleaning how do turn a dishwasher into a snow plough? give th b***h a shovel sorry girls pay back My joke wasn't that harsh!!! neither was mine a woman sent them to me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dwalin 0 Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 yep the woman that sent em was your wife. did you have to turn the hoover of to hear the sound of the text. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GameBirdMeg 21 Posted March 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 yep the woman that sent em was your wife. did you have to turn the hoover of to hear the sound of the text. HA HA HA!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ferretess 230 Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 Understanding a Woman We need REALLY MEANS I want You want REALLY MEANS You need It's your decision REALLY MEANS The correct decision should be obvious by now. We need to talk REALLY MEANS I need to complain Do what you want REALLY MEANS You'll pay for this later. You're ... so manly REALLY MEANS You need a shave and you sweat a lot. Sure... go ahead REALLY MEANS I don't want you to. I'm not upset REALLY MEANS Of course I'm upset, you moron! You're certainly attentive tonight. REALLY MEANS Is sex all you ever think about? I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! REALLY MEANS I'm on my period. Be romantic, turn out the lights. REALLY MEANS I'm Embarrassed This kitchen is so inconvenient REALLY MEANS I want a new house. You have to learn to communicate. REALLY MEANS Just agree with me. Yes REALLY MEANS No No REALLY MEANS No Maybe REALLY MEANS No I heard a noise REALLY MEANS I noticed you were almost asleep. Do you love me? REALLY MEANS I'm going to ask for something expensive. How much do you love me? REALLY MEANS I did something you're not going to like. I'll be ready in a minute. REALLY MEANS Be patient I'll be a while. Am I a little fat? REALLY MEANS Tell me I'm beautiful. I'm sorry. REALLY MEANS You'll be sorry. Do you like this recipe? REALLY MEANS It's easy to fix, so get used to it. Was that the baby? REALLY MEANS Why don't you wake up and deal with the baby. I'm not yelling! REALLY MEANS Yes I am yelling because I think this is important. All we're going to buy is a soap dish REALLY MEANS Major shopping trip. Did you bring your checkbook Do I need to go on Oh maty your so thoughtful and understanding Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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