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what is long,hard and f**ks a woman?

an iq test

 

what paralyses a woman from the waist down?

marriage

 

how do you stop a woman from sucking

you r c**k? marry the bitch

 

why hasn't a woman ever walked on the moon?

because it's never needed cleaning

 

how do turn a dishwasher into a snow plough?

give th b***h a shovel

 

 

sorry girls pay back :angel:

 

 

My joke wasn't that harsh!!!

 

 

neither was mine a woman sent them to me :clapper::clapper:

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Understanding a Woman

 

We need

REALLY MEANS

I want

 

You want

REALLY MEANS

You need

 

It's your decision

REALLY MEANS

The correct decision should be obvious by now.

 

We need to talk

REALLY MEANS

I need to complain

 

Do what you want

REALLY MEANS

You'll pay for this later.

 

You're ... so manly

REALLY MEANS

You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

 

Sure... go ahead

REALLY MEANS

I don't want you to.

 

I'm not upset

REALLY MEANS

Of course I'm upset, you moron!

 

You're certainly attentive tonight.

REALLY MEANS

Is sex all you ever think about?

 

I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting!

REALLY MEANS

I'm on my period.

 

Be romantic, turn out the lights.

REALLY MEANS

I'm Embarrassed

 

This kitchen is so inconvenient

REALLY MEANS

I want a new house.

 

You have to learn to communicate.

REALLY MEANS

Just agree with me.

 

Yes

REALLY MEANS

No

 

No

REALLY MEANS

No

 

Maybe

REALLY MEANS

No

 

I heard a noise

REALLY MEANS

I noticed you were almost asleep.

 

Do you love me?

REALLY MEANS

I'm going to ask for something expensive.

 

How much do you love me?

REALLY MEANS

I did something you're not going to like.

 

I'll be ready in a minute.

REALLY MEANS

Be patient I'll be a while.

 

Am I a little fat?

REALLY MEANS

Tell me I'm beautiful.

 

I'm sorry.

REALLY MEANS

You'll be sorry.

 

Do you like this recipe?

REALLY MEANS

It's easy to fix, so get used to it.

 

Was that the baby?

REALLY MEANS

Why don't you wake up and deal with the baby.

 

I'm not yelling!

REALLY MEANS

Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.

 

All we're going to buy is a soap dish

REALLY MEANS

Major shopping trip. Did you bring your checkbook

 

 

Do I need to go on :rolleyes:

 

 

 

Oh maty your so thoughtful :thumbs: and understanding :D

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