Blonde joke

[Guest manda]

As a lorry driver in Essex stops for a red light, a blonde in her car pulls up alongside. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his lorry, and knocks on the door. The driver lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Tracey and you are losing some of your load."

 

The lorry driver ignores her and proceeds down the street.When the truck stops for another red light, the girl again catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the lorry driver lowers the window.

 

As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi, my name is Tracey, and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the lorry driver ignores

her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs

up knocks on the cab door.

 

The lorry driver lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Tracey and you are losing some of your load!"

 

When the light turns green, the lorry revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the lorry, and run back to

the blonde.

 

He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says "Hi, my name is Kevin and I'm driving a gritter!"

[whippeter69 88]

[Guest hornman]

good one

[PORK CHOP 13]

GOOD ONE, FUNNY HOW ALL THE BLONDES GET THE BAD REP

[hiho 5]

What do you Call a clever blonde

A Labrador

[kristian 9]

another!

A guy walks up and starts chatting to a blonde girl in a bar and says do you want me to tell you a blonde joke?

The woman replies well she said i'm blonde and i'm a karate expert and my friend sitting there is blonde and she's a cage fighter and my other friend sitting there is also blonde and she's a body builder! so do you still want to tell us the joke the blonde smirks The guy says well if i got to tell you the joke 3 times then so be it

[The one 8,512]

:clapper:

[xx-georgia-xx 15]

good job ive just died my hair brunette

[arnieboy 93]

good job ive just died my hair brunette

a blonde goes to see a ventriloquist half way trough she jumps up n shouts you want to watch your mouth with them blonde jokes you gobby little twat!ventriloquist suddenly feeling guilty says sorry love. blonde says what the fucks it to do wi you am talking to that gobby twat on your knee

or blonde walking down a country lane looks over the hedge n sees another blonde rowing . strange she thinks and starts shouting why you sat in a field rowing 2nd blonde says am on a river and if you have owt else to say come over here and say it .1st blonde says ad love to silly bitch but i cant swim

[Guest manda]

No offence to blondes i was born blondeish but dye it black lol plus my hubby and 2 lil kiddies are blonde lol