mattydski 560 Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 A Dundonian walks into the job centre marches up to the counter and says to the to the advisor ' ehm fed up o bein on benefits ken - ehd far rether hae a job ken' The advisor replies - ' well your timing to-day is excellent ' 'I have a vacant position just in from a very wealthy man who needs a bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter - all meals and clothes provided - top of the range mercedes and a starting salary of £200k per annum, and its a live in post' The Dundonian says 'eh you bullshittin' The advisor says ' well you started it' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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SUNDAYBAIN 19 Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 Brill Quote Link to post Share on other sites
alan489 0 Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 Haha aye very good Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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