Garypco 2 Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 Enough of the jokes now. This is what the real loved one in my life will be getting to wake up to Saturday.. thats what i got my mum for christmas ha ha!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Running 7 Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 Alternativley, for those of us that have been told we cant afford another dog, a valentines card appropriate to our current wealth Me thinks f**k me, dont give these cheap cheap CHEAP skivvies ideas I can just see tescos having a rush on tommorow... every little helps Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WelshVixen 4 Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 I'll probably get the same as i have for the last 11 years..... sweet f.a. He'll be off out lamping leaving me in with the kiddies. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Attack Fell Terrier 864 Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 She'll be gently kissing my ball bag all night if she's lucky. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
John Keswick 119 Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 Alternativley, for those of us that have been told we cant afford another dog, a valentines card appropriate to our current wealth Me thinks f**k me, dont give these cheap cheap CHEAP skivvies ideas I can just see tescos having a rush on tommorow... every little helps 10 pence wonder! Such style lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest lurchers n lamps Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 reading this thread made me happy cause i now know i wont be the only lonly one lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wilko 1 Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 look just send yourself some flowers . rob thortons . drink an sniff your self silly. then get on on the porntube . blinding .. oh yea dont forget the music .dolly parton islands in the stream ...or tammy wenete . STAND BY yOUR MAN ........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Little Butch 16 Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 (edited) First I'll probably watch England beat Wales.. Then the Girlfreind's coming over, Get drunk, I've got an empty house so looks like sexy time It Is, go to sleep and then up In the Morning to do some Decoying. Romantic aint I? Butch Edited February 13, 2009 by Little Butch Quote Link to post Share on other sites
whip 1 Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 well i'd got a romantic day planned down derby cattlemarket for mrs whip but she's refused to go! so instead have booked a romantic meal at posh restaraunt (bet their black pudding aint as good as cattlemarkets) whip ps is also our wedding aniversary thought i could kill 2 birds with 1 stone Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,775 Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 Well i wont be doing jack shit, because im single.... but for those lads that arnt doing anything for their missus, remember 'steak n blowjob' day is in a month, so i should get your arse in gear fellas........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hannah4181 260 Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 Stop crying into your cheesecakes and banging on about being lonely people. . . . . . . . . . Love is just an excuse for insecure people! :sick: Remember if your single your free to do as you please whenever you please. . . . And for those slightly lonely days, you have your dogs! . . . . . . . . . .. . .. . . . life is good! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GameBirdMeg 21 Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 cant stand cheese cake! ill just bring some beers! You want to join the lonely hearts club, you've got to bring high calorie eats. Try some Ben and Jerry's maybe, or a big box of Lindor choccys. I think I'll join too.. I'd just wish my boyfriend (of 5 years together) would get me a suprise bunch of roses or a suprise meal. Some fellas just have no idea how special that makes us ladies feel... and those of you fellas who are doing these lovely suprises for your lucky ladies well...i wish my fella would take a leaf out of your book!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
victor 10 Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 going to a rodeo sat night go to a party arfter get f****d up, and f**k. then goto the beach i think.. meah it's just another day and another excuse for a root. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
moggs 18 Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 Seeing as this site is populated by a few macho types I just thought I'd ask which of you are actually planning something for the special ladies in your life this Saturday? And what? Might be a good opportunity for some of you lads to get a few good ideas as well. I fully expect absolutely nothing and I'm sure I won't be disappointed I will have to live vicariously on your stories. So make them good ones She'l be having the morning glory by 9, i be cleaning the old boy in the curtains, then putting my welsh top on and of to the boozer for the game. If she lucky i might make a delivery order from the chinkies for her when i'm i the pub. And the following morning will be the same old question 'do you love me?' and the old reply of ' ofcorse i loves you, i f*cks you dont i'. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lewismac1 1 Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 Getting one of the Golden retreiver bitch's mated Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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