billy the kid 1984 1 Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 WHATS THE BEST URBAN MYTH YOU EVER HEARD people that wank get a little hair that grows in the palm of there hand.............. I BET YOUR ALL LOOKING Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest buster321c Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 Jackoleeds is actually a human x jrt x patt , and when ratting he gets more rats than the dogs , also he has a magnetic leg , and a spare hand that he keeps in his motor Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patterdale 674 Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 the best urban myth is a woman that doesnt nag,has anyone seen or heard of one,i think not :crazy: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
surrey lass 12 Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 the best urban myth is a woman that doesnt nag,has anyone seen or heard of one,i think not :crazy: its not nagging its constructive critisim Quote Link to post Share on other sites
just jack 998 Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 Jackoleeds is actually a human x jrt x patt , and when ratting he gets more rats than the dogs , also he has a magnetic leg , and a spare hand that he keeps in his motor and ginger hair goes blonde Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest buster321c Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 Ye and blondes have more fun thats a feckin laff !!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shamrock67 21 Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 There's a fella i know thinks he's a top dog man and a legend Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest manda Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 Ye and blondes have more fun thats a feckin laff !!!! They might have more fun but the brunettes have better brains and all the looks (ive started something now haha) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
billy the kid 1984 1 Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 the best urban myth is a woman that doesnt nag,has anyone seen or heard of one,i think not :crazy: i have never seen one i heard theres one living in a cave in the woods near me but it could be a rumour! i think they all died out with the plague lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest buster321c Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 Ye and blondes have more fun thats a feckin laff !!!! They might have more fun but the brunettes have better brains and all the looks (ive started something now haha) Sorry , but the one i have now has nowt but an evil streak Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest manda Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 Ye and blondes have more fun thats a feckin laff !!!! They might have more fun but the brunettes have better brains and all the looks (ive started something now haha) Sorry , but the one i have now has nowt but an evil streak I missed that bit out, i have that as well, ask scott lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gonetoearth 5,144 Posted May 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 I like the one where the fella reckons he didnt realise another clubs show date clashed with his own and was busted giving notices out for the other clubs show insted of his own clubs but then he ll just leave his old club and go and join the new club once it gets off the ground so no skin off his nose. this was on behalf of the lancs fmwtc thanks for your help g :DONT LIKE G THE NAMES GRAHAM Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Halfinch 51 Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 I liked the one about a northerner living in cornwall, Called Mark Brick, Apparently he is a man of his word. Some of these myths are just sooo extream. LOL :clapper: Oh, and one i just heard, Charlie Bronson is Welsh. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poacher3161 1,766 Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 The one about not killing or eating a rabbit if their is'nt an R in the month and pictures of birds on the walls of your house are supposed to be bad luck.atvb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
aaronpigeonplucker 32 Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 (edited) i gota good one, if you leave a laser sight in your barrel and fire your barrel will go all banana peeled back like this: http://postworthy.com/contributorimages/rifle-peeled-1.jpg and that wanking will increase your growth rate, it dont work im still four foot nine Edited May 20, 2009 by aaronpigeonplucker Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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