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both my lads and my gal have smashed phones over thr loved ones :D superglues always out . me n a mate threw a sickie off work went fishing for the day his mrs rang him 20 times so he threw his phone in a corn field it feckin rang all day his ringtone was charge of the light brigade :clapper: end of the day i had to ring it so he could find it the battery had gone flat :blink: took an hr n half to find it .

 

Not sure how old your kids are but my youngest's 14 & he gets very emotionally involved at a very young age, he stamps around muttering when some lass isnt wanting his attentions , he has also broken a few phones & other things over girls :blink:

 

I simply dont recall being like that till i was much older :laugh:

 

16,20,22, the eldest just moved out i got fed up listnin to thr rows on the phone i made em go out in the garage ;)

 

Sounds fammiliar does that, his phone never stops :laugh:

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arm ????

mi thinks donk has messed with his post? tell the truth donk, i'm only playing mate, i couldn't suss myself stig, donk,,,,,,,,,,,come on

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both my lads and my gal have smashed phones over thr loved ones :D superglues always out . me n a mate threw a sickie off work went fishing for the day his mrs rang him 20 times so he threw his phone in a corn field it feckin rang all day his ringtone was charge of the light brigade :clapper: end of the day i had to ring it so he could find it the battery had gone flat :blink: took an hr n half to find it .

 

Not sure how old your kids are but my youngest's 14 & he gets very emotionally involved at a very young age, he stamps around muttering when some lass isnt wanting his attentions , he has also broken a few phones & other things over girls :blink:

 

I simply dont recall being like that till i was much older :laugh:

 

16,20,22, the eldest just moved out i got fed up listnin to thr rows on the phone i made em go out in the garage ;)

 

Sounds fammiliar does that, his phone never stops :laugh:

ARM :blink:

 

arm ????

mi thinks donk has messed with his post? tell the truth donk, i'm only playing mate, i couldn't suss myself stig, donk,,,,,,,,,,,come on

:drink: i thought it was a short poam .. you know arm :laugh:
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both my lads and my gal have smashed phones over thr loved ones :D superglues always out . me n a mate threw a sickie off work went fishing for the day his mrs rang him 20 times so he threw his phone in a corn field it feckin rang all day his ringtone was charge of the light brigade :clapper: end of the day i had to ring it so he could find it the battery had gone flat :blink: took an hr n half to find it .

 

Not sure how old your kids are but my youngest's 14 & he gets very emotionally involved at a very young age, he stamps around muttering when some lass isnt wanting his attentions , he has also broken a few phones & other things over girls :blink:

 

I simply dont recall being like that till i was much older :laugh:

 

16,20,22, the eldest just moved out i got fed up listnin to thr rows on the phone i made em go out in the garage ;)

 

Sounds fammiliar does that, his phone never stops :laugh:

ARM :blink:

 

arm ????

mi thinks donk has messed with his post? tell the truth donk, i'm only playing mate, i couldn't suss myself stig, donk,,,,,,,,,,,come on

jackoleeds,im a simple bloke,i dont mind people messing.truth be known this site is the only real place i have with theoutside world,some might think thats weird,well so be it. I m not one to pretend,though ive got to admit i love a bit controversy and a bit wind up,i get a lot of fun out of this site.

I used to go out with some of the 'big names ' off here,im not gonna mention them,they know who they are.

Had a bit of a rough timem these last fewnyears,dont want no violinsn or no shoulders to cry on,im just what i am.

Those that know me know what im like,ive changed a lot,some didnt recognise me at a recent wedding,dogs havent done a lot these past few years,bu that will change,just want to make mates on here,got no arguments with no one,dont care if you run a minshaw,hancock,collie x, dont giv a f**k,just want to run me dogs,with good lads/lasses and be part of this site

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both my lads and my gal have smashed phones over thr loved ones :D superglues always out . me n a mate threw a sickie off work went fishing for the day his mrs rang him 20 times so he threw his phone in a corn field it feckin rang all day his ringtone was charge of the light brigade :clapper: end of the day i had to ring it so he could find it the battery had gone flat :blink: took an hr n half to find it .

 

Not sure how old your kids are but my youngest's 14 & he gets very emotionally involved at a very young age, he stamps around muttering when some lass isnt wanting his attentions , he has also broken a few phones & other things over girls :blink:

 

I simply dont recall being like that till i was much older :laugh:

 

16,20,22, the eldest just moved out i got fed up listnin to thr rows on the phone i made em go out in the garage ;)

 

Sounds fammiliar does that, his phone never stops :laugh:

ARM :blink:

 

arm ????

mi thinks donk has messed with his post? tell the truth donk, i'm only playing mate, i couldn't suss myself stig, donk,,,,,,,,,,,come on

jackoleeds,im a simple bloke,i dont mind people messing.truth be known this site is the only real place i have with theoutside world,some might think thats weird,well so be it. I m not one to pretend,though ive got to admit i love a bit controversy and a bit wind up,i get a lot of fun out of this site.

I used to go out with some of the 'big names ' off here,im not gonna mention them,they know who they are.

Had a bit of a rough timem these last fewnyears,dont want no violinsn or no shoulders to cry on,im just what i am.

Those that know me know what im like,ive changed a lot,some didnt recognise me at a recent wedding,dogs havent done a lot these past few years,bu that will change,just want to make mates on here,got no arguments with no one,dont care if you run a minshaw,hancock,collie x, dont giv a f**k,just want to run me dogs,with good lads/lasses and be part of this site

WELL I WILL REPLY TO THIS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,i like you,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,cant beat a laugh,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,make it shorter next time :laugh::laugh::victory:

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both my lads and my gal have smashed phones over thr loved ones :D superglues always out . me n a mate threw a sickie off work went fishing for the day his mrs rang him 20 times so he threw his phone in a corn field it feckin rang all day his ringtone was charge of the light brigade :clapper: end of the day i had to ring it so he could find it the battery had gone flat :blink: took an hr n half to find it .

 

Not sure how old your kids are but my youngest's 14 & he gets very emotionally involved at a very young age, he stamps around muttering when some lass isnt wanting his attentions , he has also broken a few phones & other things over girls :blink:

 

I simply dont recall being like that till i was much older :laugh:

 

16,20,22, the eldest just moved out i got fed up listnin to thr rows on the phone i made em go out in the garage ;)

 

Sounds fammiliar does that, his phone never stops :laugh:

ARM :blink:

 

arm ????

mi thinks donk has messed with his post? tell the truth donk, i'm only playing mate, i couldn't suss myself stig, donk,,,,,,,,,,,come on

jackoleeds,im a simple bloke,i dont mind people messing.truth be known this site is the only real place i have with theoutside world,some might think thats weird,well so be it. I m not one to pretend,though ive got to admit i love a bit controversy and a bit wind up,i get a lot of fun out of this site.

I used to go out with some of the 'big names ' off here,im not gonna mention them,they know who they are.

Had a bit of a rough timem these last fewnyears,dont want no violinsn or no shoulders to cry on,im just what i am.

Those that know me know what im like,ive changed a lot,some didnt recognise me at a recent wedding,dogs havent done a lot these past few years,bu that will change,just want to make mates on here,got no arguments with no one,dont care if you run a minshaw,hancock,collie x, dont giv a f**k,just want to run me dogs,with good lads/lasses and be part of this site

WELL I WILL REPLY TO THIS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,i like you,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,cant beat a laugh,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,make it shorter next time :laugh::laugh::victory:

i like your humour,is that f****n short nuff???? :clapper: :clapper:

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Thanks, the stig,im a complicated bloke im a loner,would love to make some mates on here,cos these people are the only type of people i trust these days.

Theres people who knew me a ew years ago,wouldnt recognise me now,ive changed,i dont smash moblies don smash nowt these days.

Old age mellows man,and thsta all good,sometimes a bloke looks back on his life,regrets things,hides skeletons in the closet,dunno why im saying all this,f**k it,god night and goo huntig all :victory:

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Thanks, the stig,im a complicated bloke im a loner,would love to make some mates on here,cos these people are the only type of people i trust these days.

Theres people who knew me a ew years ago,wouldnt recognise me now,ive changed,i dont smash moblies don smash nowt these days.

Old age mellows man,and thsta all good,sometimes a bloke looks back on his life,regrets things,hides skeletons in the closet,dunno why im saying all this,f**k it,god night and goo huntig all :victory:

 

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just wondered if any of use have smashed your phone up over a girl even know its stupid and you have to get another phone but you just cant help it if you know what i mean . so i just thought i post this topic to see if any of use have aswell lol picture of the phone aint my phone

what a ridiculous post if i ever read one!! anger management comes to mind?

why dont you just try and talk to her if you cant do that then your a TWAT!!

you must be the carlmist person in the world then mate if your never smashed anythink up over a qwomen or your never had a women before
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Ive broke 1 proper, and one semi but still works (ish) and im only 14. God knows how many phones im heading towards wrecking in my life :haha:

stay away from woman as long as you can lad as they will brake your heart and shite all over you and the best you will get when they hurt you is small dick and shit ride

 

what did men used to smash up int he olden days over women if today it is phones??

 

telegraphs? har har

 

Well with me it was normally other blokes teeth or faces after theyd tried getting in wor lasses knickers,it took a lot of years for me to realise that it wasnt their fault and that i had married a whore :clapper: :clapper: :clapper:

yeah ave been there twice first time got to work for the queen for 3 years never again also lost two houses cost more than a phone

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