the_stig 6,614 Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 both my lads and my gal have smashed phones over thr loved ones superglues always out . me n a mate threw a sickie off work went fishing for the day his mrs rang him 20 times so he threw his phone in a corn field it feckin rang all day his ringtone was charge of the light brigade end of the day i had to ring it so he could find it the battery had gone flat took an hr n half to find it . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
donk 12 Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 I never buy white boxers for these here or socks as there not fit to wear after a few weeks , dont know what they do in them Its a bloke thing kay,you really dont wanna know :laugh: I know it is, him here is doing my head in , he seems to think that work tops are cleaned with a tea towel & i take great pride in my sparkling tea towels & loose the plot when he drops tea bags on them , i may drop something very heavey on his head if he continues Kin ell,thats sacrilege kay,every single bloke knows you dont use tea towels to clean work tops, :laugh: bless you,you always make me laugh,hes a lucky fella your bloke Yep he is lucky i havent parted him from his breath You have such a simple but poetic out look on life,Alfred Lord Tennyson would have been so envious of you :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 I am simple Donk Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 both my lads and my gal have smashed phones over thr loved ones superglues always out . me n a mate threw a sickie off work went fishing for the day his mrs rang him 20 times so he threw his phone in a corn field it feckin rang all day his ringtone was charge of the light brigade end of the day i had to ring it so he could find it the battery had gone flat took an hr n half to find it . Not sure how old your kids are but my youngest's 14 & he gets very emotionally involved at a very young age, he stamps around muttering when some lass isnt wanting his attentions , he has also broken a few phones & other things over girls I simply dont recall being like that till i was much older Quote Link to post Share on other sites
donk 12 Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 I am simple Donk Yeah i know :clapper: but you know what? us simple people are the best poets,not that thats got nwt to do with snashing mobile fones up,but thats not poetic anyway. How the f@ck did we get from mobile fone anger to poetry????? Or is it just me :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 I am simple Donk Yeah i know :clapper: but you know what? us simple people are the best poets,not that thats got nwt to do with snashing mobile fones up,but thats not poetic anyway. How the f@ck did we get from mobile fone anger to poetry????? Or is it just me :clapper: So you didnt find that switch a natural one so do you write poetry lucky if you do, something i have never been able to do, creative i may be but a poet i aint Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 both my lads and my gal have smashed phones over thr loved ones superglues always out . me n a mate threw a sickie off work went fishing for the day his mrs rang him 20 times so he threw his phone in a corn field it feckin rang all day his ringtone was charge of the light brigade end of the day i had to ring it so he could find it the battery had gone flat took an hr n half to find it . Not sure how old your kids are but my youngest's 14 & he gets very emotionally involved at a very young age, he stamps around muttering when some lass isnt wanting his attentions , he has also broken a few phones & other things over girls I simply dont recall being like that till i was much older 16,20,22, the eldest just moved out i got fed up listnin to thr rows on the phone i made em go out in the garage Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 both my lads and my gal have smashed phones over thr loved ones superglues always out . me n a mate threw a sickie off work went fishing for the day his mrs rang him 20 times so he threw his phone in a corn field it feckin rang all day his ringtone was charge of the light brigade end of the day i had to ring it so he could find it the battery had gone flat took an hr n half to find it . Not sure how old your kids are but my youngest's 14 & he gets very emotionally involved at a very young age, he stamps around muttering when some lass isnt wanting his attentions , he has also broken a few phones & other things over girls I simply dont recall being like that till i was much older 16,20,22, the eldest just moved out i got fed up listnin to thr rows on the phone i made em go out in the garage Sounds fammiliar does that, his phone never stops Quote Link to post Share on other sites
donk 12 Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 I am simple Donk Yeah i know :clapper: but you know what? us simple people are the best poets,not that thats got nwt to do with snashing mobile fones up,but thats not poetic anyway. How the f@ck did we get from mobile fone anger to poetry????? Or is it just me :clapper: So you didnt find that switch a natural one so do you write poetry lucky if you do, something i have never been able to do, creative i may be but a poet i aint Well,heres a funny thing,because what i find is this, (god here comes the boring part,lol) If you sit down to write a poem,well,it just dosent come. But,and its a big but,if you write ideas down,just one line,sometimes 2 lines,thn often the rest of the poem just flows. Silent tears fall down my cheek,as empty days turn into weeks. Nothing else was on my mind,i guess my love for you was blind.I was a fool to love you so,i guess its time for me to go? No more smile or tender kiss,why did it have to end like this? xxx I wrote that in a moment of weakness,cos im normally a rough tough real deal dog man :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
just jack 998 Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 both my lads and my gal have smashed phones over thr loved ones superglues always out . me n a mate threw a sickie off work went fishing for the day his mrs rang him 20 times so he threw his phone in a corn field it feckin rang all day his ringtone was charge of the light brigade end of the day i had to ring it so he could find it the battery had gone flat took an hr n half to find it . Not sure how old your kids are but my youngest's 14 & he gets very emotionally involved at a very young age, he stamps around muttering when some lass isnt wanting his attentions , he has also broken a few phones & other things over girls I simply dont recall being like that till i was much older 16,20,22, the eldest just moved out i got fed up listnin to thr rows on the phone i made em go out in the garage Sounds fammiliar does that, his phone never stops ARM Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 I am simple Donk Yeah i know :clapper: but you know what? us simple people are the best poets,not that thats got nwt to do with snashing mobile fones up,but thats not poetic anyway. How the f@ck did we get from mobile fone anger to poetry????? Or is it just me :clapper: So you didnt find that switch a natural one so do you write poetry lucky if you do, something i have never been able to do, creative i may be but a poet i aint Well,heres a funny thing,because what i find is this, (god here comes the boring part,lol) If you sit down to write a poem,well,it just dosent come. But,and its a big but,if you write ideas down,just one line,sometimes 2 lines,thn often the rest of the poem just flows. Silent tears fall down my cheek,as empty days turn into weeks. Nothing else was on my mind,i guess my love for you was blind.I was a fool to love you so,i guess its time for me to go? No more smile or tender kiss,why did it have to end like this? xxx I wrote that in a moment of weakness,cos im normally a rough tough real deal dog man :clapper: Thats very good simple & what you felt, i just cant do it , i can sit & look at something & have an idea pop into my head for a photo , but i cant do it with words Quote Link to post Share on other sites
karl_20 0 Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 smashed 2 phones, put a hole in a door and smashed my own car window cause of women lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hyperion Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 apart from the one sim card eating incident if never smashed any thing up over a woman, although i did once trash the house in a fit of rage brought on by the hiccups! cheers hyperion Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 both my lads and my gal have smashed phones over thr loved ones superglues always out . me n a mate threw a sickie off work went fishing for the day his mrs rang him 20 times so he threw his phone in a corn field it feckin rang all day his ringtone was charge of the light brigade end of the day i had to ring it so he could find it the battery had gone flat took an hr n half to find it . Not sure how old your kids are but my youngest's 14 & he gets very emotionally involved at a very young age, he stamps around muttering when some lass isnt wanting his attentions , he has also broken a few phones & other things over girls I simply dont recall being like that till i was much older 16,20,22, the eldest just moved out i got fed up listnin to thr rows on the phone i made em go out in the garage Sounds fammiliar does that, his phone never stops ARM arm ???? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
donk 12 Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 I am simple Donk Yeah i know :clapper: but you know what? us simple people are the best poets,not that thats got nwt to do with snashing mobile fones up,but thats not poetic anyway. How the f@ck did we get from mobile fone anger to poetry????? Or is it just me :clapper: So you didnt find that switch a natural one so do you write poetry lucky if you do, something i have never been able to do, creative i may be but a poet i aint Well,heres a funny thing,because what i find is this, (god here comes the boring part,lol) If you sit down to write a poem,well,it just dosent come. But,and its a big but,if you write ideas down,just one line,sometimes 2 lines,thn often the rest of the poem just flows. Silent tears fall down my cheek,as empty days turn into weeks. Nothing else was on my mind,i guess my love for you was blind.I was a fool to love you so,i guess its time for me to go? No more smile or tender kiss,why did it have to end like this? xxx I wrote that in a moment of weakness,cos im normally a rough tough real deal dog man :clapper: Thats very good simple & what you felt, i just cant do it , i can sit & look at something & have an idea pop into my head for a photo , but i cant do it with words But thats where it starts,that simple photoraphic memory,dont try to expand on it,just hold that memory,hold it and pull that memory to pieces,dont make that memory bigger than what it was. Pull it to pieces,analyze why that memory meant so much to you. Dont write what people want to hear,but write what you felt,thats what other people feel but are afraid to express. Kay,were n this rough tough worls of dogmen,wanna be's and has beens,some can walk the walk and some can talk the talk,some are still doing it,some are pretending to do it. Im a loner,think i always will be,mebbes thats why some of the stuff i write is so heartfelt. Im a soft c**t these days,dont make me no less a man,and if you feel you might have it in you,then write,write for yourself,no one else,but just write,cos one day you will write something,and someone on here will think 'wow,thats good shit' and if you write just one line that is used by just one member of this site,well to me its worth it. But im just a sentimental old twat lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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