any of use smashed your phone up over a girl

[donk 12]

She's asking too much money,i cant afford her :clapper:

[Kay 3,709]

The big girl down the road is a myth invented by me :clapper: :clapper:

 

 

 

So she didnt steal your y fronts & didnt parade round in them then

[donk 12]

The big girl down the road is a myth invented by me :clapper: :clapper:

 

 

 

So she didnt steal your y fronts & didnt parade round in them then

 

:clapper: not as far as i know,unless she has been raiding my washing line :blink:

[Kay 3,709]

The big girl down the road is a myth invented by me :clapper: :clapper:

 

 

 

So she didnt steal your y fronts & didnt parade round in them then

 

:clapper: not as far as i know,unless she has been raiding my washing line :blink:

 

Oh thats good give them a good blow through

[lucylocket 0]

So the general consensus is its always the girls fault? DOH !!!!

[lurchers 2,810]

she might fancy a bit scratch and sniff

[donk 12]

The big girl down the road is a myth invented by me :clapper: :clapper:

 

 

 

So she didnt steal your y fronts & didnt parade round in them then

 

:clapper: not as far as i know,unless she has been raiding my washing line :blink:

 

Oh thats good give them a good blow through

 

Anyway i dont wear 'y' fronts im more of a boxer type,always dark colours tho,whites show up the skiddies too much :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

Got me colin kleins and me tony hilfigers here

[Kay 3,709]

I never buy white boxers for these here or socks as there not fit to wear after a few weeks , dont know what they do in them

[donk 12]

So the general consensus is its always the girls fault? DOH !!!!

 

Nar lucy,well thats not the way i see it anyway.

Blokes can be tempermental,a bit off the wall,got too much testosterone sometimes,basically sometimes were frigging idiots,and thats the truth.

Never hit a woman in my life and god forbid i ever do,my old man never lifted a finger to my mother,old jock was and still is my inspiration in life. Done some daft things in my life,but i'd never blame a woman for it,its all down to me.

[donk 12]

I never buy white boxers for these here or socks as there not fit to wear after a few weeks , dont know what they do in them

 

 

Its a bloke thing kay,you really dont wanna know :laugh:

[Kay 3,709]

I never buy white boxers for these here or socks as there not fit to wear after a few weeks , dont know what they do in them

 

 

Its a bloke thing kay,you really dont wanna know :laugh:

 

I know it is, him here is doing my head in , he seems to think that work tops are cleaned with a tea towel & i take great pride in my sparkling tea towels & loose the plot when he drops tea bags on them , i may drop something very heavey on his head if he continues

[lucylocket 0]

So the general consensus is its always the girls fault? DOH !!!!

 

Nar lucy,well thats not the way i see it anyway.

Blokes can be tempermental,a bit off the wall,got too much testosterone sometimes,basically sometimes were frigging idiots,and thats the truth.

Never hit a woman in my life and god forbid i ever do,my old man never lifted a finger to my mother,old jock was and still is my inspiration in life. Done some daft things in my life,but i'd never blame a woman for it,its all down to me.

Listen,some women do wind men up and then cry wolf,

Unfair but it does happen.

In my case it wasnt so but i still got a slap or two.

Ancient history now,teach me not to be wife number three!!!!!!

[donk 12]

I never buy white boxers for these here or socks as there not fit to wear after a few weeks , dont know what they do in them

 

 

Its a bloke thing kay,you really dont wanna know :laugh:

 

I know it is, him here is doing my head in , he seems to think that work tops are cleaned with a tea towel & i take great pride in my sparkling tea towels & loose the plot when he drops tea bags on them , i may drop something very heavey on his head if he continues

 

Kin ell,thats sacrilege kay,every single bloke knows you dont use tea towels to clean work tops, :laugh: bless you,you always make me laugh,hes a lucky fella your bloke

[Kay 3,709]

I never buy white boxers for these here or socks as there not fit to wear after a few weeks , dont know what they do in them

 

 

Its a bloke thing kay,you really dont wanna know :laugh:

 

I know it is, him here is doing my head in , he seems to think that work tops are cleaned with a tea towel & i take great pride in my sparkling tea towels & loose the plot when he drops tea bags on them , i may drop something very heavey on his head if he continues

 

Kin ell,thats sacrilege kay,every single bloke knows you dont use tea towels to clean work tops, :laugh: bless you,you always make me laugh,hes a lucky fella your bloke

 

Yep he is lucky i havent parted him from his breath

[donk 12]

I find the best way to deal with a woman thats pissing you off is to f**k her best friend.

 

ouch!!!!!!!