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ENTERTAIN ME!!!! Leg in plaster & bored stiff!!!


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HI em

try watching the Jeremy kyle show,what a load of crap & hes a right TWAT & so are the guests watched a bit of it when laid up after me fall, or should i say rottie drag

get well soon

regards

 

davy

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wife buy's a pairof crutchless knickers to try and

spice up thier sex life,puts them on with a very short skirt

sits on the settee opposite her husband and opens her legs

husband say's" have you got crutchless knickers on?"

"yes she say's,"

he say's "thank god for that i thought the stuffing

was coming out of the settee"

 

hope your on the up soon

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:clapper: :clapper: :clapper: :clapper: Thank you all so VERY much!! I have really laughed!! The jokes are fantastic - although I have since banned Foxcub from this thread!! :laugh:

 

Apart from Snappy - don't tell me 10 weeks!!!! :o My head will pop!!!! I will go mad if it's for 10 weeks and Foxcub wll start to self harm...

 

Sean...the in-laws are just divine...oh how I've missed them!!! :notworthy:

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peeling grapes for me

 

Peeling chuffin Grapes :icon_eek::icon_eek::icon_eek:

 

Chuff me Riley, I've heard some stuff in my time but peeling Grapes :doh:

 

There's some posh ****'s about :whistling:

 

:wub: :wub: :wub: You Sir, are a tease...... :icon_redface:

 

made my morning!!!!! :laugh::notworthy: :kiss:

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Michael - I think you're very lucky you're in the canary Islands!! :yes: (You should see the ironing pile!!) Seriously though, thank you very much. It's very kind of you. :notworthy:

 

Well i am in the UK at the moment and have to stay for another 3 weeks i think and i am bored stiff

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Sorry to hear that Jo. Hope you have a speedy recovery, Make the most of it, Good excuse to be pamperd and waited on.

 

Hey you!! :D How are you doing now?

 

The idea of being pampered is fabulous, but i think my novelty's worn off!! :blink:

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a bloke from yorkshire had a very good and loyal dog that died.

 

being fairly wealthy and fond of his dog he wanted a lasting reminder of him.

 

so he approached a local jewelery shop, and the conversation went like this.

 

"dus thi reckon tha can mek a gold statue of mi dog ?"

 

"aye a reckon i can, dus tha want it eighteen carrat ?"

 

" nah, a wants him chewin on a bone !!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

 

i'm sorry

 

keep smilin

 

sean

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