fox hunter 53 Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 i no what its like i too have a bursted up knee from a kick of a horse and im always banging it and knocking it fox hunter Quote Link to post Share on other sites
davyt63 1,845 Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 HI em try watching the Jeremy kyle show,what a load of crap & hes a right TWAT & so are the guests watched a bit of it when laid up after me fall, or should i say rottie drag get well soon regards davy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kash 1 Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 wife buy's a pairof crutchless knickers to try and spice up thier sex life,puts them on with a very short skirt sits on the settee opposite her husband and opens her legs husband say's" have you got crutchless knickers on?" "yes she say's," he say's "thank god for that i thought the stuffing was coming out of the settee" hope your on the up soon Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ferret feller Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 knit some purse nets? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
just jack 998 Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 knit some purse nets? for KASH'S Miss's Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest foxyjo. Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 :clapper: :clapper: Thank you all so VERY much!! I have really laughed!! The jokes are fantastic - although I have since banned Foxcub from this thread!! Apart from Snappy - don't tell me 10 weeks!!!! My head will pop!!!! I will go mad if it's for 10 weeks and Foxcub wll start to self harm... Sean...the in-laws are just divine...oh how I've missed them!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest foxyjo. Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 peeling grapes for me Peeling chuffin Grapes Chuff me Riley, I've heard some stuff in my time but peeling Grapes There's some posh ****'s about :wub: You Sir, are a tease...... made my morning!!!!! :kiss: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Scuba1 Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 (edited) Michael - I think you're very lucky you're in the canary Islands!! (You should see the ironing pile!!) Seriously though, thank you very much. It's very kind of you. Well i am in the UK at the moment and have to stay for another 3 weeks i think and i am bored stiff Edited February 9, 2009 by Scuba1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thepriest 0 Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 Sorry to hear that Jo. Hope you have a speedy recovery, Make the most of it, Good excuse to be pamperd and waited on. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest foxyjo. Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 Sorry to hear that Jo. Hope you have a speedy recovery, Make the most of it, Good excuse to be pamperd and waited on. Hey you!! How are you doing now? The idea of being pampered is fabulous, but i think my novelty's worn off!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kash 1 Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 knit some purse nets? for KASH'S Miss's ????????????? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kash 1 Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 how do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plough? give the bitch a shovel Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest foxyjo. Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 Kash!!! But very good!!! :clapper: PS. Knitting never was my thing!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stubby 175 Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 the FBI are at their wits end, trying to teach the new president what happens if there's a terrorist attack, each time they shout GET DOWN..... he starts dancing..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SEAN3513 7 Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 a bloke from yorkshire had a very good and loyal dog that died. being fairly wealthy and fond of his dog he wanted a lasting reminder of him. so he approached a local jewelery shop, and the conversation went like this. "dus thi reckon tha can mek a gold statue of mi dog ?" "aye a reckon i can, dus tha want it eighteen carrat ?" " nah, a wants him chewin on a bone !!!!!!!!!!!!!" i'm sorry keep smilin sean Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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