Guest WILF Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 Rampant Rabbit? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jimmy0211 2 Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 Matty - I love them!! But there's a definite parrot theme going on... have you discovered a new passion for parrots???!!! Foxcub...well, what can I say? Nothing actually, cos YOU'RE IN BED!!! haha!! And you've got weeks of this! Making me tea...peeling grapes for me...putting my socks on!!! And as for dis-organisation, think I'll just put together a little job list for the morning..... What is it North Country Boy?? It's not something dodgy is it? its a really addictive game...im stuck Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest lurchers n lamps Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 Matty - I love them!! But there's a definite parrot theme going on... have you discovered a new passion for parrots???!!! Foxcub...well, what can I say? Nothing actually, cos YOU'RE IN BED!!! haha!! And you've got weeks of this! Making me tea...peeling grapes for me...putting my socks on!!! And as for dis-organisation, think I'll just put together a little job list for the morning..... What is it North Country Boy?? It's not something dodgy is it? its a really addictive game...im stuck i got stuck on a map called mission to mars its impossible Quote Link to post Share on other sites
North Country Boy 0 Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 What is it North Country Boy?? It's not something dodgy is it? nthing dodgy, just very addictive, once you start you'll never stop believe me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tracy36 0 Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 hope you aren't in too much pain, may have heard this one fj, but, FIVE SECRETS OF A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP 1. it is important to have a man who helps at home, cooks, cleans and has a job. 2. Its important to have a man that can make you laugh. 3. Its important to have a man that you can trust and who would never lie. 4. its important to have a man who is good in bed and likes being with you. 5. its absolutely bloody vital that these four men don't know each other!! I was watching the news earlier and I was upset to see that the downward spiralling recession is world wide and there is no answer to the grinding poverty that we are all about to experience. But on a more serious note, my snowman has f***King melted!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Terrier man 38 Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 Well my third leg is stiff... the question is will youn entertain me....???????? again. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Scuba1 Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 I've been a stupid girl, and dislocated my knee, :wallbash: which they've put in a cast from my ankle to the top of my leg and I'm BORED!!!!!!! :cry: Please entertain me!! I don't care what you put on, photos, jokes, have a bloody good fight!!! Whatever!! But please keep me sane.... Well i do have some time to spare now that family things are sorted .... so if you need some things taking care of and if it is not to far away, give me a shout. Hope you get better soon. Boooooooored as heck to ATB Michael Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SEAN3513 7 Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 "blumin eck" foxy sorry to hear your news !!!!!!!!! hope you are better soon ( or perhaps foxcub waiting on you hand and foot is making the recovery a little longer than it should be.........poor kid!!!!!!!!).LOL. where do we start to entertain you ?????? i could tell you some of my mother in law stories.........sadly they are all true aswell!! HOW DO YOU CIRCUMSIZE A WHALE ???????????? SEND FOUR SKIN DIVERS DOWN !!!!!!!!!!!! catch up with you soon love and sympathy sean x Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest foxyjo. Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 North country Boy - I'll go have a peep, and on your head be it when I'm fully recovered and still glued to it!! Tracy - that's great!!! :laugh: I nearly snorted up my tea when I got to the punch line! Terrier Man - I'm not even going to try and reply cos you just make it worse & worse!!! Little git! Michael - I think you're very lucky you're in the canary Islands!! (You should see the ironing pile!!) Seriously though, thank you very much. It's very kind of you. SEAN!!!!! Where have you been???? I've missed your mother in law stories!! Thanks for the joke - made me grin!! Foxcub's potentially got another 5 weeks of this...suddenly I know why we have kids!! Lovely to see you back.x Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SNAP SHOT 194 Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 they say the first day is alway the hardest, your nearly there now................ take it easy put your foot up and watch a few good films will pass a good few hours.... i nearly went of my head when i tore ligaments all down my leg and on the side of my foot, i was in crutches for 10 weeks So i've been there, hope a speedy recovery is in order for foxcub's sake and sanity........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SEAN3513 7 Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 well foxy brace yourself !!!!!! i went round to the in laws a couple of months ago and they had bought a shreader. they had seen articles in the paper about identity theft. so thay had been shreading bank and credit card statements that date back a least 20 years.....so you can imagine how many there were. but there was no shreaded paper anywhere to be seen......so i asked where it all was !!!!! they had taken it down the garden and burnt it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!................i said why didn't you just burn it in the first place ???????? the answer was.................we think its safer this way !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and this....i kid you not..............is a true story. and foxcub.........keep that fan going and make sure those grapes are peeled properly ( i'll PM child line number to you, esther rantzen will sort out that bone idol mother of yours....lol) all the best for now sean Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lucylocket 0 Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 On a transatlantic flight,there is severe turbulence and the piolot announces that they have lost all four engines. A young attractive woman leaps up and screams "I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!<I DON'T WANT TO DIE". The crew eventually calm her down and she says"If I am going to die,I want to go happy,I've had plenty of lovers in my life but none that made me feel like a real woman when making love to me.Is there anyone here who can make me feel like a real woman?" A man stands up and walks towards her.He is young and handsome,every girls dream. "I can make you feel like a REAL woman" he says unbuttoning his shirt. As he gets closer he takes off his shirt revealing a body like Adonis. The girl is now getting excited and starts unbuttoning her blouse. He reaches her,with his shirt in his hand and says "IRON THAT FOR ME" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattydski 560 Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 There is a new commander of a base of the French Foreign Legion, and the captain is showing him around all the buildings. After he has made the rounds the commander looks at the captain and says, "Wait a minute. You haven't shown me that small blue building over there. What's that used for?" The captain says, "Well sir, you see that there are no women around. Whenever the men feel the need of a woman, they go there and use the camel." "Enough!" says the commander in disgust. Well, two weeks later, the commander himself starts to feel in need of a woman. He goes to the captain and says, "Tell me something, Captain." Lowering his voice and glancing furtively around, he asks, "Is the camel free anytime soon?" The captain says, "Well, let me see." He opens up his book. "Why, yes, sir, the camel is free tomorrow afternoon at two o'clock." The commander says, "Put me down for two o'clock then." So the next day at two o'clock the commander goes to the little blue building and opens the door. There inside he finds the cutest camel he's ever seen. Right next to the camel is a little step stool, so he closes the door behind him and puts the step stool directly behind the camel. He stands on the stool, drops his pants, and begins to have sex with the camel. A minute later the captain walks in. "Ahem, begging your pardon sir," says the captain, "but wouldn't it be wiser to ride the camel into town and find a woman like all the other men?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fr0gman4 0 Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 A man shoots a DEER whilst out hunting and takes it home to his wife. "And what are you going to do with that?" asks the wife "we are going to cook it and eat it for sunday lunch!" replies the man "but what shall we tell our daughter if she asks where it came from? " questions his wife "Dont you worry about that my love I'll think of something" says the husband So the DEER is roasted and served up for sunday lunch. The husband and wife sit down with their small daughter sat between them. They are all just about to tuck into a forkfull of the succulent meat when the daughter asks "Where does this meat come from DADDY?" "Well it comes from something that sounds just like a name that your mummy sometimes calls me" he said with a smile To which the daughter spins around with a look of SHEER HORROR on her face and knocks her mothers fork out of her grasp and clean across the room screaming "DON'T EAT IT MUMMY IT'S a FU**ING ARSEHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hue jeers 6 Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 peeling grapes for me Peeling chuffin Grapes Chuff me Riley, I've heard some stuff in my time but peeling Grapes There's some posh ****'s about Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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