Guest foxyjo. Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 I've been a stupid girl, and dislocated my knee, :wallbash: which they've put in a cast from my ankle to the top of my leg and I'm BORED!!!!!!! :cry: Please entertain me!! I don't care what you put on, photos, jokes, have a bloody good fight!!! Whatever!! But please keep me sane.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SNAP SHOT 194 Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 Did you fall of that horsey of yours foxy? Sorry to hear your laid up, :kiss: hope its better soon. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest foxyjo. Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 Did you fall of that horsey of yours foxy? Sorry to hear your laid up, :kiss: hope its better soon. Errrrr....no Snappy.... wish I had - would be much more glorious!! I was walking, and not even up a mountain or on the beach, just gave out and here I am!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Quasar 1 Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 bored.com Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WHITEYrs4 29 Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 http://www.popcap.com/allgames.php?p=online Just download the small plug in and install it, its 100% safe dont worry just dont click on the adverts and stick to the on line ga,es only this should give you hours of fun especially typer shark and bookworm! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest foxyjo. Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 Oh brilliant!!! Thank you - I'll give it a go! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
artic 595 Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 Dominoes? Backgammon? Crossword? Knitting? Hope your not in too much pain? Get well soon! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SportingShooter 0 Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 Don't go lying now Foxy, we all know you did it trying to Break Dance....................... Badly! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest foxyjo. Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 Thanks Arctic There's loads of things I couldbe doing...some mending, some tack cleaning, paperwork...but I don't want to!!! And SS - that was supposed to be kept secret!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattydski 560 Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 Sorry Em, been neglecting you..... An elderly woman was looking for a pet to be a good companion and not much trouble. The pet store owner suggested a parrot, showed it to her and guaranteed her it would be a wonderful companion. The woman asked if it would behave if she took it to church with her on Sundays. The owner said it shouldn't be a problem and that she could put him on her shoulder and he would stay there. She bought the parrot and for the next week spent time getting to know him. Assured that he spoke properly and was well behaved, she put him on her shoulder and went off to church. Just as everyone quieted down and the sermon began, the parrot looked around, squawked and said, "It's goddamned cold in here!" Everyone turned to look at her and she ran out of the church in total embarrassment! All the next week, she talked to the parrot explaining the necessity to remain quiet during church. The parrot understood so she put him on her shoulder and went to church the following Sunday. Once again, just as everything got quiet and the sermon began,the parrot squawked, looked around and loudly proclaimed, "It's goddamned cold in here!!" And again the woman ran from the church. The next day she returned to the pet store and explained the embarrassing situation to the owner. Since she didn't want to get rid of the parrot, the owner offered the following solution: If the parrot does that again, grab him by the legs and swing him around 5 or 6 times and return him to your shoulder." "That'll work?" asked the woman. "Guaranteed!" exclaimed the owner. So, the next Sunday she took the parrot to church and, sure enough, just as the sermon started, the parrot squawked, "It's goddamned cold in here!!" Without any hesitation, the woman grabbed his legs, swung him around 5 or 6 times and placed him back on her shoulder. The parrot shook his head, ruffled his feathers and said, "Pretty feckin' windy, too!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
steviebhoy 0 Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 Bob goes to see his doctor and asks him if he has ever laughed at a patient? "In over 20 years i haven't because i do my very best to remain professional". With that Bob dropped his trousers revealing the tiniest willy the Doc had ever seen, it wasn't any bigger than a AAA battery. The Doc burst out laughing and a after a few minutes while he wiped away the tears he took a deep breath and said " I'm sorry, i really am, i dont know what came over me. I promise you it wont happen again. Now what seems to be the problem? Bob said........... "Its f###ing swollen" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wilko 1 Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 it only herts when you laugh darling . still just go en put the kettle on .bet the old mans dying for a brew...ha ha .na get well soon love..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
oneutrust 0 Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 How are you at word games! My log in is an anagram of my name , you have 3 guesses as to what my name is. Look forward to hearing from you. S. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest foxyjo. Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 Yes Matty...you have... :cry: But all is forgiven after that!!! Laughed out loud and woke up the dogs!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest foxyjo. Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 Bob goes to see his doctor and asks him if he has ever laughed at a patient? "In over 20 years i haven't because i do my very best to remain professional". With that Bob dropped his trousers revealing the tiniest willy the Doc had ever seen, it wasn't any bigger than a AAA battery. The Doc burst out laughing and a after a few minutes while he wiped away the tears he took a deep breath and said " I'm sorry, i really am, i dont know what came over me. I promise you it wont happen again. Now what seems to be the problem? Bob said........... "Its f###ing swollen" Fab!!!! :clapper: Wilko - he seems to be missing!!!! (b*****d!!!) Oneutrust - oh bugger....... :laugh: am thinking!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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