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What is it about the human nature that makes some fools try and seem more than they really are, I'm only posting this because this lad is insulting my intelligence now with his lies.

 

Story starts 3 weeks ago, some lad who knows a mate of mine gets my mate to pass his number on so I could ring him because he's got an order for me, I didn't ring him (intuition?) so the next morning at 8.30 the lad is on the phone giving an order, but in between all that he's telling me how great he is, how he's a cage fighter, started working the doors at 16, been shot, etc etc ect ............. It did cross my mind he was a wanker!?

 

He says he'll come down to pick his gear up when it's ready with my mate, as it turned out my mate came on his own (probably because he didn't want to sit listening to shite from cocklord all the way!) anyway Jackanory Jay hadn't given him the money so he didn't collect his gear.

 

For 2 weeks since I've heard every excuse under the sun, I even rang him when I nipped down to Birmingham last week to arrange to meet him to drop his gear off save him posting the money, arranged to meet him at J10 M6, then 10 minutes before tried to ring him no answer, then after about an hour he rang back .................. but guess what? His Mummy had posted it that very lunchtime ............. But if I was interested he had a 360 Mechanical Digger for sale, brand new for only 4 Grand ............ as if!?

 

10 days later the money is still not here, but the stories get better!!

 

He reckons he's best mates with "Sam" ?! Who's the Terrierman for the North Shrops Hunt (I know the TM is not called Sam) and that he's out digging with him every day ......... one day recently they had 19 Foxes!!!!!!! I can't imagine the Hunt will be too amused with silly stories like that going around about them?!

 

He reckons he hasn't sent the money because he can't read or write, so needs his Girlfriend (who he says is "dead fit" and 16, NONCE!) or his Mummy to do it for him, small problem with that story too ......... he's just joined on here as JOKDOG why join here if you can't read or write?

 

My concern is that he could be an ANTI, the reason I say this is because it seems he tells lies to try and work his way in with lads, and to get their lips to loosen, who knows what consequence it might have if someone is daft enough to tell him anything, he's definitely a wrong 'un whatever way you look at it.

 

Jay, I know you can read, stop acting soft, I don't want your money, or your silly stories, we all know you're a LIAR now, you've made a right tit of yourself.

 

I look forward to seeing you at a show through the summer, let's see what you're really made of, if you're half as slow as you sound it should be easy!

 

While we're on the subject, the lad from Ireland, (Ballybrack near Dublin?) that robbed me of £200 worth of gear by his empty promises, was Ian Austin, another lying scumbag.

 

 

 

These lads have spoiled it for everyone else, not 1 item will leave my house unless paid for in full now, blame the cocks above.

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man, I'm going to have to cancel that order for the super strong bondage gear then, as i cant read or write!!!

 

i do not envy the job of dealing with the Muppet's you have to put up with, but i think you would get it in every business.

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man, I'm going to have to cancel that order for the super strong bondage gear then, as i cant read or write!!!

 

i do not envy the job of dealing with the Muppet's you have to put up with, but i think you would get it in every business.

 

I'm sure you do get twats everywhere, but, I try and be decent with people, I just don't understand why lads feel the need to order stuff they can't pay for? Unless it's all a conspiracy and Bellend and Felch are paying them to ring?!

 

Paranoid? Me?

 

Just a bit!

 

 

Wink, most of the muppets are your mates!!! LOL!

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i work with the general public and believe me i've met some fool b*****ds in my time.... i've bred a few litters in my time too and when i advertised i've had some pure f****n eejits land at my door... and even went to meet people and they never showed... i had a terrier about 6 years a go for sale with a trial... one tosser came down expectin me to hand over the dog after he showed me a list of references that if i phoned would all assure me he was honest and pay me the money when the dog pleased him... another tosser came down and showed me the money but wouldnt let me have the money unless the dog pleased him... WTF??

 

 

 

you live you learn...

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did you buy the 360 digger mate.

 

cause if you did you could berry the fuckwits with it and have no more probs.

 

I hope youve got my order ready mate cant wait

 

could i pay you weekly or do you want the use of my wife for a few nights

 

cheers shina

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did you buy the 360 digger mate.

 

As if it ever existed!!

 

 

I hope youve got my order ready mate cant wait

 

Yes mate all done, I just need to get over to see Garfield, need more gear from Brum so prob be early next week.

 

 

could i pay you weekly or do you want the use of my wife for a few nights

 

Can I see some pics before I answer that please?

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Would piss me off that. I dont see the point, if you not got the money to pay for it, dont order it. If something happens in the meantime and you cant afford it after ordering, tell whoever it is your ordering from, and explain the reason then put the order off till you back on your feet! No need to make shitty lies up, what is the point.

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He didn't order the collars in Burberry did he?

 

Got to watch for the older ones too! Had a woman order a diary cover from me at xmas, she wanted her husbands name on it - which I done THEN when she came to collect she said that she wanted the one on display, with my business name on???

 

Must be a thing thats going about - youthful alzheimers or old age stupidity :chair:

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Unfortunately there are a lot of knobbers out there Aaron. The good thing is we all know your a straight up honest fella with quality gear :thumbs:
yep and the working dog game throws up more than its fair share :wallbash: Edited by the_stig
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