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hi everyone was told the other day coz some sheep had got stranded by rising water the police and rspca were out they wouldnt let the farmer get them as it was to dangerous and was told of the rspca if any of the sheep died he would be prosecuted for cruelty and whatever else they could find. crazy stuff what was he supposed to do

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hi everyone was told the other day coz some sheep had got stranded by rising water the police and rspca were out they wouldnt let the farmer get them as it was to dangerous and was told of the rspca if any of the sheep died he would be prosecuted for cruelty and whatever else they could find. crazy stuff what was he supposed to do

 

Listen to the weather forecast? Pay attention to the flood warnings? Get the beasts onto higher ground away from the river before it floods?

 

What kind of farmer is this twat?

 

I've little enough time for the arsepca but less for idjits like him

 

RicW

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hi everyone was told the other day coz some sheep had got stranded by rising water the police and rspca were out they wouldnt let the farmer get them as it was to dangerous and was told of the rspca if any of the sheep died he would be prosecuted for cruelty and whatever else they could find. crazy stuff what was he supposed to do

 

Listen to the weather forecast? Pay attention to the flood warnings? Get the beasts onto higher ground away from the river before it floods?

 

What kind of farmer is this twat?

 

I've little enough time for the arsepca but less for idjits like him

 

RicW

Its not always as clear cut as that idjit

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hi everyone was told the other day coz some sheep had got stranded by rising water the police and rspca were out they wouldnt let the farmer get them as it was to dangerous and was told of the rspca if any of the sheep died he would be prosecuted for cruelty and whatever else they could find. crazy stuff what was he supposed to do

 

Listen to the weather forecast? Pay attention to the flood warnings? Get the beasts onto higher ground away from the river before it floods?

 

What kind of farmer is this twat?

 

I've little enough time for the arsepca but less for idjits like him

 

RicW

 

Wanker

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hi everyone was told the other day coz some sheep had got stranded by rising water the police and rspca were out they wouldnt let the farmer get them as it was to dangerous and was told of the rspca if any of the sheep died he would be prosecuted for cruelty and whatever else they could find. crazy stuff what was he supposed to do

 

Listen to the weather forecast? Pay attention to the flood warnings? Get the beasts onto higher ground away from the river before it floods?

 

What kind of farmer is this twat?

 

I've little enough time for the arsepca but less for idjits like him

 

RicW

Its not always as clear cut as that idjit

 

Exactly. OK, I deliberately over stated the case just to wind people up (Me? Wind people up? Aziff)

BUT Nor is it clear cut that the farmer is being victimised by the arsepca. Let's hang loose and see what comes out in the wash. The trouble with jumping at conclusions is that sometimes they jump back.

 

Ric

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hi everyone was told the other day coz some sheep had got stranded by rising water the police and rspca were out they wouldnt let the farmer get them as it was to dangerous and was told of the rspca if any of the sheep died he would be prosecuted for cruelty and whatever else they could find. crazy stuff what was he supposed to do

 

Listen to the weather forecast? Pay attention to the flood warnings? Get the beasts onto higher ground away from the river before it floods?

 

What kind of farmer is this twat?

 

I've little enough time for the arsepca but less for idjits like him

 

RicW

Its not always as clear cut as that idjit

 

Exactly. OK, I deliberately over stated the case just to wind people up (Me? Wind people up? Aziff)

BUT Nor is it clear cut that the farmer is being victimised by the arsepca. Let's hang loose and see what comes out in the wash. The trouble with jumping at conclusions is that sometimes they jump back.

 

Ric

 

 

folk on here have very very sensitive hair triggers eh Ric?

 

 

rgds

 

Swampy

 

truening

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hi everyone was told the other day coz some sheep had got stranded by rising water the police and rspca were out they wouldnt let the farmer get them as it was to dangerous and was told of the rspca if any of the sheep died he would be prosecuted for cruelty and whatever else they could find. crazy stuff what was he supposed to do

 

Listen to the weather forecast? Pay attention to the flood warnings? Get the beasts onto higher ground away from the river before it floods?

 

What kind of farmer is this twat?

 

I've little enough time for the arsepca but less for idjits like him

 

RicW

Its not always as clear cut as that idjit

 

Exactly. OK, I deliberately over stated the case just to wind people up (Me? Wind people up? Aziff)

BUT Nor is it clear cut that the farmer is being victimised by the arsepca. Let's hang loose and see what comes out in the wash. The trouble with jumping at conclusions is that sometimes they jump back.

 

Ric

 

 

folk on here have very very sensitive hair triggers eh Ric?

 

 

rgds

 

Swampy

 

truening

the a few on here pal clickie as f*ck.

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hi everyone was told the other day coz some sheep had got stranded by rising water the police and rspca were out they wouldnt let the farmer get them as it was to dangerous and was told of the rspca if any of the sheep died he would be prosecuted for cruelty and whatever else they could find. crazy stuff what was he supposed to do

 

Listen to the weather forecast? Pay attention to the flood warnings? Get the beasts onto higher ground away from the river before it floods?

 

What kind of farmer is this twat?

 

I've little enough time for the arsepca but less for idjits like him

 

RicW

Its not always as clear cut as that idjit

 

Exactly. OK, I deliberately over stated the case just to wind people up (Me? Wind people up? Aziff)

BUT Nor is it clear cut that the farmer is being victimised by the arsepca. Let's hang loose and see what comes out in the wash. The trouble with jumping at conclusions is that sometimes they jump back.

 

Ric

 

 

folk on here have very very sensitive hair triggers eh Ric?

 

 

rgds

 

Swampy

 

truening

the a few on here pal clickie as f*ck.

Dipshits.

 

Or as we Sileby lads say "What a wazzock"

 

Swampy it goes like this:-

I was blind side to the gutter,

When Merlin happened by

Asking "Why do you lie there bleeding?"

I answered him "Magician, this may come as a surprise

I was trying to split the difference

And it split before my eyes.

My enemies have sweet voices,

Their tones are soft and kind,

When I hear my heart rejoices . . .

I do not seem to mind.

 

Al Stewart "Zero She Flies" 1964

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