Tyla 3,179 Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Magic mushrooms into the staffroom tea urn. Now i think about it i cant believe i actually did it Fecking ace!!!! But illd rather have saved em for meself. We had plenty, used to pick bin bags full of them every year. it was a long time ago though, the thought of them makes me cringe now :sick: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
borntoshoot 1 Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Magic mushrooms into the staffroom tea urn. Now i think about it i cant believe i actually did it Fecking ace!!!! But illd rather have saved em for meself. We had plenty, used to pick bin bags full of them every year. it was a long time ago though, the thought of them makes me cringe now :sick: i know of a certain cricket pitch to pick them but i wouldn't try it because i don't know what im picking. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hob&Jill 258 Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 The main thing I remember about school is the penis drawing on everyones books. Whenever someone turns around we would draw endless amounds of cocks on there books, bags ect lol. Filling peoples bags with library books so the alarms went off lol. We used to draw scenes of specific teachers bumming ect under the pull down projector blinds so that in the next lesson when it was pulled up it was shown to the class lol. I used to like getting soap on my hands then pretending to sneeze when wipe it on people, was great watching them gag and go spare lol. I hated school when I was there but when I think back about it, it really was a good laugh most of the time. Hence my gcse results lol. atb, HJ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SwissTony 0 Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Knotted cricket bat grips gaffa taped to teachers car exhausts. Homebrew firecrackers in many of the school bins. They were real heavy duty jobbys to, if you went to either Battle, Robertsbridge or Lewes bonfire this year, you would have heard them in the procession. Filled a teachers briefcase with pva glue. We used to make pellets out of folded up paper and drawing pins, to fire with rubber bands at various people. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
borntoshoot 1 Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 The main thing I remember about school is the penis drawing on everyones books. Whenever someone turns around we would draw endless amounds of cocks on there books, bags ect lol. atb, HJ we still do that. i go to college on tuesdays to learn construction. anyway whenever im not in a science lesson i come back to find huge dicks and things like: today i found a huge "JAKE IS GAY AND LIKES COCK" on the front. also i have huge cocks drawn in every other page now. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Shooter08 0 Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 haha its good when you draw them on the interactive whiteboards with a marker doesn't come off Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sterry 0 Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 baring in mind im still at school. 1. the classic drawin pin under seat. 2. getting 4 mates to push a computer chair with you on it and try and clear a flight of stairs (failed) 3. left bunsen burners on for next class to turn light on. (not to clever) 4. Redirecting the wood work dust extractor fan so it was in the room. (couldnt see anything) 5. glued teachers pens to tables. 6. Load up porn instead of history documentary so showed the class 7. Organise everyone to fall of chairs at a certain time 8. play "change places" (someone shout out "change places!" everyone changes places last one is forfeited) 9. making paper aeroplanes and settin them on fire. 10. head of sixth form (most hated teacher) is allergic to aerosol so spray loads of deodrant in her office. About it for time being, keep you posted of shinanigans. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kx100 66 Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 put crisp in a bag wi juce and tell the teacher to sit ti string to teacher computer chair so we she went to sit we puls the string she fell and split her head nick thw mouses from ict then put all the balls on the stars so every 1 falle it was so funny Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scent 509 Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 me and me mats used to drink cider on the school grounds on the weekends and we decided to brake into the P.E hall one night and help ourselves to all the new footballs ,tennis rackets ,rugby balls ,volley balls .We were absolutely destroyed at the time .The cops came into the school that monday and went from class to class asking questions ,they told us thay thought i was a well organised criminal gang that done it .I nearly fell off me chair pissing meself when he said that ps i was only 14 and dont advise anyone on doing the same Quote Link to post Share on other sites
greatwhitehunter 47 Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 didnt do any pranks really, put chewing gum in the change part of the coke machine, mixing chemcials in the science block to see which would burn better and throwing condoms around , nothing really exciting.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sterry 0 Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 didnt do any pranks really, put chewing gum in the change part of the coke machine, mixing chemcials in the science block to see which would burn better and throwing condoms around , nothing really exciting.... Thats the beauty of doing chemistry a level and having a teacher who got kicked out of his old school for trying to make TNT. he got close just couldnt get the last carbon in the chain. at least you know what chemical go bang and how far to stand back. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Little Butch 16 Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 We used to have a really short Form Tutor who couldn't reach the Ceiling even on a Chair so we used to get all her Pens etc and Bluetack them to the Ceiling.. :laugh: Butch Quote Link to post Share on other sites
green oval 8 Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 We cut through the legs of the headmasters chair on stage before assembly. glued and nailed the woodwork vises together. released about 100 mice throughout the whole school. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ALAN TANNOCK 0 Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 farting on a teachers face when he bent down he was sick every where lololol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Little Butch 16 Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Not something that I done but when I was In year 7 a load of year 11's tied my Arms & Legs up and then pushed me on the floor In the middle of a busy Corridor. I was a cocky little c*nt though so probably deserved It! :laugh: Butch Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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