reynardhunter 3 Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 what things have you done that that you probably shouldnt have? anything that hurt. barbed wire to the bollox kinda hurts when the gamekeeper jumps on the fence further down when you have one leg either side. got fu***n married Quote Link to post Share on other sites
xx-georgia-xx 15 Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 danced with a lad in a night club now he wont leave me alone! spat in a police officers face got drunk and chased a fox in high heals robbed a mars bar from Wilkinson's broke my knuckle (yesterday) ive had a strange life georgia xx Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Little Butch 16 Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 danced with a lad in a night club now he wont leave me alone! spat in a police officers face got drunk and chased a fox in high heals robbed a mars bar from Wilkinson's broke my knuckle (yesterday) ive had a strange life georgia xx Seems fairly tame compared to some of the stuff I've done with my Mates! I've grown up a bit now though, still a bit crazy.. Just think before I do things a bit more now. Butch Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paddy.t 5 Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 stuffin a tattie up an exhaust !! 100yrds and no further I remember doing that in first year at school, really nasty dint in van parked behind it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paddy.t 5 Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 Take one Banger (mini bomb), a load of Dog Sh*t & One House..Say no more Butch Mate did that with cow shit one dinner time, he was a little messy to say the least. He got kicked out of school for having explosives Quote Link to post Share on other sites
biffo 0 Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 stupidest thing ive ever done would probably be either... 1. eating magic mushrooms at the reading festival '04 (back when fresh psilocybe mushrooms were legal, i hasten to add ) ended up taking a swing at some one that had moshed into me, crowdsurfed to the front (after being dropped on my head on the way) and dropped my ciggies only to have one of the security guys step on them . lost my boots and ended up buying a fetching pink, flowery patterened pair for an extortionate price. ended up covered in mud, tripping and dangerously dehydrated 2. dated an incestuous, thieving, cheating slag from stevenage. ofcourse i didnt know she was an incestuous, thieving, cheating slag at the time. there is something extremely cretinous about stevenage, as anyone who has had the displeasure to visit the place can tell you. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
victor 10 Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 got feckiong blind on the 26th (australia day) and was robbed by some c**t, who i dont know is. and i was taken home by friends but i also dont some f****d up shit, ill take a photo of what both my arms look like, this is a warning to al the young uns here, fire,plastic and your arm. DO NOT MIX well!. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
borntoshoot 1 Posted January 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 fitted one of those huge exhausts to my uncles landrover.(while he was away at a farmers meeting) superglued a condom to the gearstick as well. he didnt notice the exhaust for about a week. :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
claybusers al 9 Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 danced with a lad in a night club now he wont leave me alone! spat in a police officers face got drunk and chased a fox in high heals robbed a mars bar from Wilkinson's broke my knuckle (yesterday) ive had a strange life georgia xx you aint old enough to go to nightclubs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
claybusers al 9 Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 danced with a lad in a night club now he wont leave me alone! spat in a police officers face got drunk and chased a fox in high heals robbed a mars bar from Wilkinson's broke my knuckle (yesterday) ive had a strange life georgia xx you aint old enough to go to nightclubs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lucylocket 0 Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Married a bloke who had been divorced twice. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
runforyourlife 361 Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 caught crabs, then give them to the missus!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
runforyourlife 361 Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 danced with a lad in a night club now he wont leave me alone! spat in a police officers face got drunk and chased a fox in high heals robbed a mars bar from Wilkinson's broke my knuckle (yesterday) ive had a strange life georgia xx Well you must be on an assault charge then or been done for assault. Because spitting at a copper is an assault charge, they hate it more than most other crimes..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jigsaw 11,863 Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 puting your trust in someone you know deep down isnt sincere,poaching pheasants on an estate you Know your going to get nabbed on(ouch)and marriage is another sore one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattydski 560 Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Oooh this ones easy... Met a French girl at uni....15 years ago.. I Let her move back to france Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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