Tallyho 181 Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 well all i can say is no a have a vauge idea of what its like to break your fragile woman hood or be gang raped by people of the same sex with willies lost well here goes il explain.. ive been at home in office today and as usual i started to feel the usual tugging or pressure in my lower poo tubes, i know from experience that i poo was imminent(im 31 so i dont have accidents anymore) no i dont know about you but i often stand there letting it slowly drop then nipping it back in kinda like a bob slayer warming up! then the time came when it was now or never as the turtles head was nearly protruding so off i went and sat down on the icy porcelin, i pushed as usual but something was wrong, PAIN FUUCK ME I WAS IN AGONY.normally in this situation you can shut the doors so to speak and nip it off half way to ease the pain but no i couldnt this time! it just kept stetching and coming out,god a was actually in tears my poor bum hole subject to a intercity poo travveling with a full load it was unstopable,well this lasted about 15 seconds at which time i was screaming and our lass was pissing herself laughing.finally as the last carrige left the station the pain subsided and i could wipe the sweat from my brow. now my reward was to turn around and see the slain monster drowning in a lake of toilet duck blue but i was robbed! yes the dreaded thing that happens sometimes had happened, it had slid down into the depths and up round the u bend! to say i was gutted was an understatment,how cruel never to see the monster and inspect it with pride. the moral of this is ladies and bummers i now feel; i know what its like to lose your virginity the pain i felt must be somehow like it is for you just like the first time you did it.its similar as i know i will do it again and it may not be as painfull maybe even later today. so ladies feel free to class me as a true beliver in femaninity as im now in the groove with your feelings.and gays how can you do that!!! it hurts like f**k errr dirty dirty :piggy: f*****g hell, thats made me laugh. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ghillies 209 Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 bet you didnt realise...if there was a spike in in there you'd have bin done for hehehehehe ooooo bin there.. it wasnt a turd by the way, must have bin a rat up yur ass if it disapeered! lol... ok, building site, aprentices delight, tell them the loo's behind the digger, when they go for a wee stoop, pop a shuval under and nick it!.. if you think it's bad when you have a ghost turd in the loo least theres an exsplanation lolol... there int non on solid ground hahahah i need help..serious help hahahahaha.......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fazza123 517 Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 Good story spider your definatly round the bend,no pun intended! Funny thou!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
droid 11 Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 This thread is (about) shit! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
spiderpig 39 Posted January 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 i cant help my amazing good looks and awesome sense of humor so all bow and suck my toe nails clean :piggy: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fazza123 517 Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 Who mentioned looks i thought you'd stopped talking shit! lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
spiderpig 39 Posted January 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 no i am full of it,with that and computer hunting im flat out mate :piggy: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hollie 21 Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 http://www.ratemypoo.com/top.html if your not squeamish and have a warped sense of humour click on the link if you are its best to not :sick: I can not believe i looked at that :sick: What i want to know is how the hell did you come across a site where you can rate other peoples poo Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bharraigh Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 well all i can say is no a have a vauge idea of what its like to break your fragile woman hood or be gang raped by people of the same sex with willies lost well here goes il explain.. ive been at home in office today and as usual i started to feel the usual tugging or pressure in my lower poo tubes, i know from experience that i poo was imminent(im 31 so i dont have accidents anymore) no i dont know about you but i often stand there letting it slowly drop then nipping it back in kinda like a bob slayer warming up! then the time came when it was now or never as the turtles head was nearly protruding so off i went and sat down on the icy porcelin, i pushed as usual but something was wrong, PAIN FUUCK ME I WAS IN AGONY.normally in this situation you can shut the doors so to speak and nip it off half way to ease the pain but no i couldnt this time! it just kept stetching and coming out,god a was actually in tears my poor bum hole subject to a intercity poo travveling with a full load it was unstopable,well this lasted about 15 seconds at which time i was screaming and our lass was pissing herself laughing.finally as the last carrige left the station the pain subsided and i could wipe the sweat from my brow. now my reward was to turn around and see the slain monster drowning in a lake of toilet duck blue but i was robbed! yes the dreaded thing that happens sometimes had happened, it had slid down into the depths and up round the u bend! to say i was gutted was an understatment,how cruel never to see the monster and inspect it with pride. the moral of this is ladies and bummers i now feel; i know what its like to lose your virginity the pain i felt must be somehow like it is for you just like the first time you did it.its similar as i know i will do it again and it may not be as painfull maybe even later today. so ladies feel free to class me as a true beliver in femaninity as im now in the groove with your feelings.and gays how can you do that!!! it hurts like f**k errr dirty dirty :piggy: funny as feck mate, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JPTfellterrier 65 Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 oh god im crying with laughter hear..........so random but helerious :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
spiderpig 39 Posted January 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 valleylad thats just vulgar.i would never stoop so low. please refrain from posting articles on just poo as at least myn had a moral to the story! haha :piggy: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DIGZY 4 Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 Good grief you really are a weird nut Quote Link to post Share on other sites
borderboy 80 Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 I never flinch quicker than when the splash of a big'un hits my anus.... lol .... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
victor 10 Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 okkkkk, thats kinda f****d up lol....so what you fired out a massive shit and you bleed like a virgin, or it hurt like you was a virgin? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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