spiderpig 39 Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 well all i can say is no a have a vauge idea of what its like to break your fragile woman hood or be gang raped by people of the same sex with willies lost well here goes il explain.. ive been at home in office today and as usual i started to feel the usual tugging or pressure in my lower poo tubes, i know from experience that i poo was imminent(im 31 so i dont have accidents anymore) no i dont know about you but i often stand there letting it slowly drop then nipping it back in kinda like a bob slayer warming up! then the time came when it was now or never as the turtles head was nearly protruding so off i went and sat down on the icy porcelin, i pushed as usual but something was wrong, PAIN FUUCK ME I WAS IN AGONY.normally in this situation you can shut the doors so to speak and nip it off half way to ease the pain but no i couldnt this time! it just kept stetching and coming out,god a was actually in tears my poor bum hole subject to a intercity poo travveling with a full load it was unstopable,well this lasted about 15 seconds at which time i was screaming and our lass was pissing herself laughing.finally as the last carrige left the station the pain subsided and i could wipe the sweat from my brow. now my reward was to turn around and see the slain monster drowning in a lake of toilet duck blue but i was robbed! yes the dreaded thing that happens sometimes had happened, it had slid down into the depths and up round the u bend! to say i was gutted was an understatment,how cruel never to see the monster and inspect it with pride. the moral of this is ladies and bummers i now feel; i know what its like to lose your virginity the pain i felt must be somehow like it is for you just like the first time you did it.its similar as i know i will do it again and it may not be as painfull maybe even later today. so ladies feel free to class me as a true beliver in femaninity as im now in the groove with your feelings.and gays how can you do that!!! it hurts like f**k errr dirty dirty :piggy: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
anythingoes 28 Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 well all i can say is no a have a vauge idea of what its like to break your fragile woman hood or be gang raped by people of the same sex with willies lost well here goes il explain.. ive been at home in office today and as usual i started to feel the usual tugging or pressure in my lower poo tubes, i know from experience that i poo was imminent(im 31 so i dont have accidents anymore) no i dont know about you but i often stand there letting it slowly drop then nipping it back in kinda like a bob slayer warming up! then the time came when it was now or never as the turtles head was nearly protruding so off i went and sat down on the icy porcelin, i pushed as usual but something was wrong, PAIN FUUCK ME I WAS IN AGONY.normally in this situation you can shut the doors so to speak and nip it off half way to ease the pain but no i couldnt this time! it just kept stetching and coming out,god a was actually in tears my poor bum hole subject to a intercity poo travveling with a full load it was unstopable,well this lasted about 15 seconds at which time i was screaming and our lass was pissing herself laughing.finally as the last carrige left the station the pain subsided and i could wipe the sweat from my brow. now my reward was to turn around and see the slain monster drowning in a lake of toilet duck blue but i was robbed! yes the dreaded thing that happens sometimes had happened, it had slid down into the depths and up round the u bend! to say i was gutted was an understatment,how cruel never to see the monster and inspect it with pride. the moral of this is ladies and bummers i now feel; i know what its like to lose your virginity the pain i felt must be somehow like it is for you just like the first time you did it.its similar as i know i will do it again and it may not be as painfull maybe even later today. so ladies feel free to class me as a true beliver in femaninity as im now in the groove with your feelings.and gays how can you do that!!! it hurts like f**k errr dirty dirty :piggy: this site is getting worse lol lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 Good grief you really are a weird nut Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ssssh1forthepot 0 Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 When that happens its called a ''Ghost poo'', you know you need one, you go to the toilet, you wipe but there is nothing on the paper and you check the bowl yet there is nothing there!!! It a poo phenomenom!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
spiderpig 39 Posted January 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 hahahahahahahahaha better than posting made up stories like some or smashed up dogs for the cranks to copy,,, i like to tell the truth. im sure as damm it there is some fellas on here who will laugh and have gone through the same you wait and see Quote Link to post Share on other sites
spiderpig 39 Posted January 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 It a poo phenomenom!!! hahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahah yes paper was clean hahahahahahahahahahhahaha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
moter poacher 2 Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 hahahahhah Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 For future reference spider Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brimmer 220 Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 Should have got your hand in the tube around the bend and 'drawn it out'! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 :clapper: :clapper: :clapper: Kay that's hillarious!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 :clapper: :clapper: :clapper: Kay that's hillarious!!! had to use them charts to describe the residents stools when i was a carer, it was a bugger if you had several different looking bits, only had enough room to put one of the numbers down to describe it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
spiderpig 39 Posted January 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 http://www.ratemypoo.com/top.html if your not squeamish and have a warped sense of humour click on the link if you are its best to not Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchers 2,867 Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 i was just gona say go on that ratemypoo Quote Link to post Share on other sites
donk 12 Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 hahahahahahahahaha better than posting made up stories like some or smashed up dogs for the cranks to copy,,, i like to tell the truth. im sure as damm it there is some fellas on here who will laugh and have gone through the same you wait and see The experience still brings a tear to my eye,the pain,the pride,the sense of loss at not being able to see the mighty beast that stirred my emotions in such a way :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ferret feller Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 hehehehehehehehe f*****g nutter Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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