fishfish 17 Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 was out last night with my mates harebasher and tmtc,we went out round the lanes ,saw a few beasties but on the whole quiet,anyhow we went into an apparently empty field next to an ancient wood,old hb said he could cunjour up some deer in an old romany shaman way,of cause i just took theopiss,so he told us to stay by the hedge and stay still whilst he did his jiggery pokery in the field.i thought he was just having a laugh and would just come back and say there was none about! anyhow he gets out in the field and i could here him chanting in romany an doing his mystical jig ,a bit of a cross between the Maori war dance and an Irish jig,this went on for about 10 minutes.i was just about to return to the warmth of the landy when i saw movement silhouetted on the skyline on the brow of the hill,it was a deer! coincidence? maybe theres hundreds of deer in these woods,in fact the Normans designated this wood as a chase in 1253 by royal decree. anyhow as the dance and chant went on this deer just gingerly made its way to hb! i tells ya it went right up to him like it was tame! any how he got his dog lead out his pocket put it on the WILD deer and led it to us!!!!! couldn't believe it!!!!!! see told you itd work! he said he picked it up and just put it in the back of the landy. so anyhow we took it back to my cottage and put it in the back garden where it is still now!! so what do i do with it? eat it or turn it loose or keep it as a pet???????? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
donk 12 Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Give me £20 's worth of whatever you are taking mate :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bignoel 14 Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 so it was,nt the fox trot he was doing then lol lol .how about some video footage next time heh Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AngelicAcid Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Id turn it loose mate, and try not to handle it too much, retrurn to the place where yous got it from, a bit respect I think. That is if it is true. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ferret feller Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 lose it mate as some one said its respect too the thing or you could befriend it and get it too bring its mates over...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MRD 3 Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 I'd give up the Superstrength mate. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
miss lurcher bitch 319 Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 well done mate :clapper: :clapper: but i would let it go as unfair to keep it in the garden mlb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AngelicAcid Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Say no more , Straight back to the woods. It will pick back up the life it had, the longer you leave it the worse it will be for the animal. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ssssh1forthepot 0 Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Kill it cook it eat it!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lamper18 Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 wtf what is the point in keeping it in the garden why go and get it if you dont even know what the f**k to do with it and thast no wild deer !! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Taffybull Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 agreed mate, id say defo from pen that. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lamper18 Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 f*****g right thats a pen deer id love to see him walk a wild fallow to his car on a f*****g dog lead Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Taffybull Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 spot on glen Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Lovely little thing polecat , brings back some love special memories I would let it go , cant see it doing well mentally in a garden , is it ethical to keep it ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AngelicAcid Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 If its from apen then youd better get rid asap Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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