artificial? spunk sperm whatever

[Guest night time my time]

Just buy an A I kit.

an a i kit is the same as a freezer bag and seringe,like another feller said do it stright away so its still warm,and be gental

[fireman 10,935]

theres people wank terkeys for a liveing in norfolk mate

 

B'utiful!!.

A little length of tubing on the end of the syringe helps plant the sperm a little further up,muzzle the bitch and let him mount her then do your thing w*nker .Have the syringe ready and as someone says push it in slowly and it should work as long as you've got the days right for fertilization,let us know how you get on.

[john hubery 9]

This remind's me of a story that happened many years ago, I once owned a black greatdane bitch and a lad at work had a blue greatdane, just a young dog and we thought we would take a litter of pups of them, so he brings this big numb young dog round, now thisbig lump of meat as never seen a bitch in heat before and hasn't got a clue what to do but is making all the right move's just in the wrong place, so I tell him to get hold of the dog cock and put it in for him, he's having none of it so I step in and take hold of its meat, as soon as I get hold of it this great big horny dog statrs thrashing about and it's out of control and theres is no way with iot's arse pumping that I can hit the target.So before I get it in his eyes start to glaze over and the next thing there doggy gunck all over the bitche's side, so we give it a coulpe of minutes and the num hound's ready to go again so this time he's lined up and we lift he no and he's stabing away like a jackhammer but still not making cotact so I step in and take a good grip of the bitch round the waist and take hole of matey's tool again and he's away at 90 mile's an hour, believe me with about nine stone of horny dog on the other end of an hard on you ain't in control of nothing, so the dog empty's himself again now Im sure that now I can see this dog winking at me and smiling, any way I give it one more go and tell him and he's hound to sling there hook before the dog start's to like me too much, or I had to drop my pant's and show him what to do

[donk 12]

Kin ell ,ye learn something new everyday on here freezer bags eh?

[Terrier man 38]

This remind's me of a story that happened many years ago, I once owned a black greatdane bitch and a lad at work had a blue greatdane, just a young dog and we thought we would take a litter of pups of them, so he brings this big numb young dog round, now thisbig lump of meat as never seen a bitch in heat before and hasn't got a clue what to do but is making all the right move's just in the wrong place, so I tell him to get hold of the dog cock and put it in for him, he's having none of it so I step in and take hold of its meat, as soon as I get hold of it this great big horny dog statrs thrashing about and it's out of control and theres is no way with iot's arse pumping that I can hit the target.So before I get it in his eyes start to glaze over and the next thing there doggy gunck all over the bitche's side, so we give it a coulpe of minutes and the num hound's ready to go again so this time he's lined up and we lift he no and he's stabing away like a jackhammer but still not making cotact so I step in and take a good grip of the bitch round the waist and take hole of matey's tool again and he's away at 90 mile's an hour, believe me with about nine stone of horny dog on the other end of an hard on you ain't in control of nothing, so the dog empty's himself again now Im sure that now I can see this dog winking at me and smiling, any way I give it one more go and tell him and he's hound to sling there hook before the dog start's to like me too much, or I had to drop my pant's and show him what to do

:clapper: :clapper: :clapper:

[lucky 578]

trying sucking the dog off and spitting his fluid into a pre inserted funnel, its not guarenteed to work but it could make you more famous than the creators of animal farm.....

[TRANSIT690 0]

i,ve seen a top staff breeder doing it. He put the bitch in a cage infront of dog to get him excited, jerked the dog off and collected into cup. He then syringed the sperm into the bitch,whilst holding her 2 back legs up high, after the sperm was all in he kept her legs up for another 5-10 mins. the bitch was tried beforehand with a couple of studs ,but would,nt have it

[spiderpig 39]

right let me get this right( i used gloves) i wanked off said dog into the top of an arosol can the inserted syring up her fanny,did this twice.she wasnt happy .found her fanny hole goes strait up not just in as had to put my finger in first and yes i did spit on it,she would of killed me if given the chance tough,standing well untill his cock goes near then flips out,il keep doing it every day until either she starts hiding or the dog is laid there on his back in a seductive position winking at me! was fukin spunk everywhere at first, first load was nice and white kinda like when you not done it for a while,cpl hours later it was more of a cloudy colour but got that bit further up her so f**k knows but time will no doubt tell..

[lucky 578]

right let me get this right( i used gloves) i wanked off said dog into the top of an arosol can the inserted syring up her fanny,did this twice.she wasnt happy .found her fanny hole goes strait up not just in as had to put my finger in first and yes i did spit on it,she would of killed me if given the chance tough,standing well untill his cock goes near then flips out,il keep doing it every day until either she starts hiding or the dog is laid there on his back in a seductive position winking at me! was fukin spunk everywhere at first, first load was nice and white kinda like when you not done it for a while,cpl hours later it was more of a cloudy colour but got that bit further up her so f**k knows but time will no doubt tell..

 

spider you really are a dirty little sick f****r aint ya..... :sick:

 

p.s did you get owt on video ????

[spiderpig 39]

her

 

him looking happy

[spiderpig 39]

[wag 13]

 

your f***ing mad spiderpig

[darrell jnr 16]

was fugking class that john hubbery mate brilliant just had to pick meself off the floor lol.

[Guest ferret feller]

:laugh:

 

class

[zigzag dan 784]

ive never wanked a dog off but ive been wanked off by a few !-couple of lagers and a curry and your well in round by me !