donk 12 Posted January 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 I dont have any heating or gas fire , you get used to freezing to death Im too skinny and too old to freeze to death,i had the dogs on the bed with me last nite b@st@rds kept nicking the quilt Anyway im getting a new heating system soon,its the big fat lass down the street that fancies me,she'll do til i can afford a new boiler :clapper: I am always froze , can i have the old boiler then i dont have one at all, a broken ones better than none £50 Quid and its yours :D Quote Link to post Share on other sites
donk 12 Posted January 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 Well I didn't really think you'd post of a pic of your nuts ... but hey, you never know on this site I have been known to post some risky pics,but not on this site :laugh: :laugh: Link? Erm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . i dunno how to put links up Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 I dont have any heating or gas fire , you get used to freezing to death Im too skinny and too old to freeze to death,i had the dogs on the bed with me last nite b@st@rds kept nicking the quilt Anyway im getting a new heating system soon,its the big fat lass down the street that fancies me,she'll do til i can afford a new boiler :clapper: I am always froze , can i have the old boiler then i dont have one at all, a broken ones better than none £50 Quid and its yours :D i only want to weigh it in Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 Sure Donk, a likely story .... Bet you're on your way down to the fat bird's house now too ... pmsl. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
donk 12 Posted January 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 I dont have any heating or gas fire , you get used to freezing to death Im too skinny and too old to freeze to death,i had the dogs on the bed with me last nite b@st@rds kept nicking the quilt Anyway im getting a new heating system soon,its the big fat lass down the street that fancies me,she'll do til i can afford a new boiler :clapper: I am always froze , can i have the old boiler then i dont have one at all, a broken ones better than none £50 Quid and its yours :D i only want to weigh it in lol i'll leave it out in the back lane for you,bring the horse and cart round tomorro Sure Donk, a likely story .... Bet you're on your way down to the fat bird's house now too ... pmsl. Yuk,nar, she really is big,i mean BIG,like sweaty rash big :sick: Anyway its been that long i wouldnt know what to do these days Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bullterrier Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 go for it donk everyone needs a bit of loving Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 Sure Donk, a likely story .... Bet you're on your way down to the fat bird's house now too ... pmsl. Yuk,nar, she really is big,i mean BIG,like sweaty rash big :sick: Anyway its been that long i wouldnt know what to do these days Sweaty rash .... LMAO .... :laugh: I bet her thighs are on fire for you (either that or from all the chaffing ....). Go on, you know you want to, don't knock it till you've knocked it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
donk 12 Posted January 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 go for it donk everyone needs a bit of loving I dont think i want that kind of loving,i might get hurt :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bullterrier Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 Never trust a woman who wont spit in your mouth . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . with passion she might be the one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
donk 12 Posted January 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 Sure Donk, a likely story .... Bet you're on your way down to the fat bird's house now too ... pmsl. Yuk,nar, she really is big,i mean BIG,like sweaty rash big :sick: Anyway its been that long i wouldnt know what to do these days Sweaty rash .... LMAO .... :laugh: I bet her thighs are on fire for you (either that or from all the chaffing ....). Go on, you know you want to, don't knock it till you've knocked it Nar nar nar,i mean f@ckin nar Me missus went fat and she was the last fatty im ever doing Just think,ive been fat free for nearly 4 years now,i must be fit as f@ck :boogie: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
donk 12 Posted January 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 Never trust a woman who wont spit in your mouth . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . with passion she might be the one I want spit,not drool Knew that would come back to haunt me :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
donk 12 Posted January 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 If you were any kind of friends one of you nice ladies would offer to keep me warm anyway :laugh: ;) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bullterrier Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 If you were any kind of friends one of you nice ladies would offer to keep me warm anyway couldent fatty keep you warm mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 If you were any kind of friends one of you nice ladies would offer to keep me warm anyway :laugh: ;) Were all to skinny for you :drag: :drag: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 If you were any kind of friends one of you nice ladies would offer to keep me warm anyway :laugh: ;) Were all to skinny for you :drag: :drag: :clapper: Besides most of us good 'uns are taken Donkers Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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