mad al 146 Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 Now here's a thought... if you are ready for the adventure of a lifetime, try this: 1. Go to Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense. 2. Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family. 3. Demand that all nurses and doctors be fluent in English, and that all food be cooked according to your special specifications in the hospital 4. Demand free local government forms, bulletins, etc. Be printed in English. 5. Procreate abundantly. 6. Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive Behaviour with, 'It is a cultural thing; you wouldn't understand.' 7. Keep your original identity strong. Fly your previous country's national flag from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window, or on your car bumper. 8. Speak only English at home and in public, and make sure that your children do likewise. 9. Demand classes on English culture in the Muslim school system. 10. Demand a local country driver license or national insurance number equivalent 11. This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimise your unauthorised, illegal, presence in Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq 12. Drive around with no MOT, tax or insurance and ignore local traffic laws. 13. Insist that local country law enforcement teaches English to all its officers. 14. Organise protest marches against your host country, inciting violence against non-white, non-Christians, and the government that let you in. Good luck! You'll soon be dead. It would never happen in Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq (or any other country in the world for that matter) except in the UK, US, Canada or Australia, because we are run by soft, politically correct politicians that are too scared to 'offend' anyone. Too feckin true and feck who ever you offend by this thread. Well done for speakin your mind Link to post Share on other sites
wallysmarksrn 0 Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 got one next door. moved in 2 years ago,has not worked since,up till 4 in morning watching bollywood on sky,and kids jumping though the walls at the same time,keeping us soft sods up who have to work 4 a living. job seeking a joke,kids more time of school,cant even take mine out ,4 a holiday,without permission from the bl...dy government.ask to keep the noise down; your a"darrent say it" wonder why that is??????????? Link to post Share on other sites
claybusers al 9 Posted January 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 great response and a lot of you think im racist when actually im not this is just the facts of our country i actually found this somwhere else and thought it summed up something that affects all our lifes Link to post Share on other sites
JordKil 0 Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 :11: :clapper: Oh so true!!! Atb Jordan Link to post Share on other sites
wildhorse 1 Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 "Too feckin true and feck who ever you offend by this thread. Well done for speakin your mind " couldn't agree more Link to post Share on other sites
Cornio 0 Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 (edited) How about asking them if we can build a church in Islamabad? I'm not racist, I hate everyone equally. Edited January 23, 2009 by Cornio Link to post Share on other sites
darrell jnr 16 Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 couldnt agree more, theres no GREAT in britain no more..wonder why Link to post Share on other sites
kenzie thorpe 0 Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 couldnt agree more, theres no GREAT in britain no more..wonder why their is no GREAT in britain anymore because we have voted the wrong way since 1997! remember that GREAT british tradition of fox hunting? Link to post Share on other sites
dogman89 0 Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 well done for that mate, il be putting that in an email and sending it to everyone in my list Link to post Share on other sites
harrycatcat 31 Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 I am not racist BUT it makes me angry when we have to subsidise all the bone idle b**tards that come from every god forsaken hole around the world and then expect us to keep them for no return. Why the Fcuk should we ? OK some come and contribute but three parts of the b**tards dont want to work, dont want to integrate, dont want to learn to talk english all they do is sponge and soak up the benefits like vultures. Its time to shut the door I say. Rant over Link to post Share on other sites
undisputed 1,664 Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 FACTS MY ARSE! for every negative stereotype mentioned from all the different cultures you could find one every bit as bad among your own....or doesn't that count?....The only FACT I can see in this post is there are a lot of ignorant people If your going to make gross generalisations about different cultures have the courtesy to include your own as well. Link to post Share on other sites
dannys lad 0 Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 (edited) its to late to close the door the damage is already done ther is parts of west yorks that is no go areas halifax is almost one of them the damage is done its to late!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Edited January 23, 2009 by dannys lad Link to post Share on other sites
gonetoearth 5,144 Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 Now here's a thought... if you are ready for the adventure of a lifetime, try this: 1. Go to Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense. 2. Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family. 3. Demand that all nurses and doctors be fluent in English, and that all food be cooked according to your special specifications in the hospital 4. Demand free local government forms, bulletins, etc. Be printed in English. 5. Procreate abundantly. 6. Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive Behaviour with, 'It is a cultural thing; you wouldn't understand.' 7. Keep your original identity strong. Fly your previous country's national flag from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window, or on your car bumper. 8. Speak only English at home and in public, and make sure that your children do likewise. 9. Demand classes on English culture in the Muslim school system. 10. Demand a local country driver license or national insurance number equivalent 11. This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimise your unauthorised, illegal, presence in Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq 12. Drive around with no MOT, tax or insurance and ignore local traffic laws. 13. Insist that local country law enforcement teaches English to all its officers. 14. Organise protest marches against your host country, inciting violence against non-white, non-Christians, and the government that let you in. Good luck! You'll soon be dead. It would never happen in Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq (or any other country in the world for that matter) except in the UK, US, Canada or Australia, because we are run by soft, politically correct politicians that are too scared to 'offend' anyone. Or alternatively 1) Go on holiday abroad insult the locals and demand they all speak english. 2) Once there proceed to act as if you own the place, your only bringing culture to the heathens 3) Demand only english food even if your in a chinese or indian cause nowt beats steak & kidney pie or fish & chips 4) Demand to be able to sign on before going on holiday cause you need the spending money 5) Shag everything that moves well you are on holiday, cause when in Rome. 6) Deflect any criticism by blaming the locals or heavy handed policing. 7) Drape you national flag over the balcony well you are very patriotic Speak only in your local dialect and refer to all locals as John 9) Demand that Pixie or Jason be allowed back into the play club they only thumped the black kid cause they thought he was a local 10) Drive on the wrong side of the road and blame everyone else for going the wrong way 11) Produce doctors certificate anytime your threatend with a job citing back problems. 12) Drive your mobilty car as a taxi you need the extra cash to pay for the water feature in the garden 13) Get pissed every weekend then look for a fight 14) Organise protest marches cause the muslims, Poles are stealing all your jobs, houses etc Welcome to the UK the country that prides itself on its binge culture, Highest incidents of knife crime and Under age pregnancies....have a nice day! all the above could be leveled at any european nation , have you been to any easten european capital lateley the majority af the british who live abroad work, the holliday makers ad millions of sterling to any economy , as for birthrates i would make it law that any white british women should have a min of two children , to restock this nation qoute a certain mr gaddafi why fight the christians when we can out breed them, we are not worried about the law abiding tax paying immergrants its the thousands of work shy benifit stealing ones we dont need them as we have enough scum of are own Link to post Share on other sites
gonetoearth 5,144 Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 (edited) FACTS MY ARSE! for every negative stereotype mentioned from all the different cultures you could find one every bit as bad among your own....or doesn't that count?....The only FACT I can see in this post is there are a lot of ignorant people If your going to make gross generalisations about different cultures have the courtesy to include your own as well.you belong to one i presume you hunt with dogs sir if so you are in the eyes of the law a law breaker ,your culture is seen by a section of this nation to be barbaric and you are the victim of class hatred if any other minority had been treated in this way there would be outrage , your own ignorance of the fear of the common man is very apparant to protect your country and the things you hold dear is not racist Edited January 23, 2009 by gonetoearth Link to post Share on other sites
claybusers al 9 Posted January 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 FACTS MY ARSE! for every negative stereotype mentioned from all the different cultures you could find one every bit as bad among your own....or doesn't that count?....The only FACT I can see in this post is there are a lot of ignorant people If your going to make gross generalisations about different cultures have the courtesy to include your own as well. yes you are right every culture has its problems but try and go to other countries and start a business or buy a property we are too soft and we are heading into a reccesion there are not enough jobs to go around so hey lets dilute them more Link to post Share on other sites
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